I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I just decided to play around with Army Builder and make a Guard army that really sort of defies choices that actually make sense. Now, the only thing I'm really missing from this list are the Ogryns, but I do have some OK stuff from fantasy so putting them on a different base for just proxy use would be just fine for friendly games. Now, I really don't think this is competetive, but in a friendly game setting, this would be quite a curveball.
Command Platoon (13#, 285 Pts)
0 Command Platoon @ 285 Pts
0 Command Squad @ [65] Pts
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1 Junior Officer @ [40] Pts
CCW; Laspistol
4 Guardsmen @ [25] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Lascannon
6 Anti-Tank Squad @ [110] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Lascannon (x3)
6 Anti-Tank Squad @ [110] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Lascannon (x3)
Ogryn Squad (7#, 258 Pts)
5 Ogryns @ 258 Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades; Mount in Chimera
1 Bone 'ead @ [35] Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades
1 Chimera @ [98] Pts
Extra Armour; Smoke Launchers; Multi-laser; Hull Heavy Bolter
1 Extra Armour @ [5] Pts
1 Smoke Launchers @ [3] Pts
Ogryn Squad (7#, 258 Pts)
5 Ogryns @ 258 Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades; Mount in Chimera
1 Bone 'ead @ [35] Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades
1 Chimera @ [98] Pts
Extra Armour; Smoke Launchers; Multi-laser; Hull Heavy Bolter
1 Extra Armour @ [5] Pts
1 Smoke Launchers @ [3] Pts
Ogryn Squad (7#, 258 Pts)
5 Ogryns @ 258 Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades; Mount in Chimera
1 Bone 'ead @ [35] Pts
Ripper Gun; Frag Grenades
1 Chimera @ [98] Pts
Extra Armour; Smoke Launchers; Multi-laser; Hull Heavy Bolter
1 Extra Armour @ [5] Pts
1 Smoke Launchers @ [3] Pts
Infantry Platoon (26#, 271 Pts)
0 Infantry Platoon @ 271 Pts
0 Command Squad @ [65] Pts
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1 Junior Officer @ [40] Pts
CCW; Laspistol
4 Guardsmen @ [25] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Lascannon
9 Infantry Squad @ [85] Pts
Lasgun (x8); Lascannon
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
9 Infantry Squad @ [85] Pts
Lasgun (x8); Lascannon
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
4 Remnant Squad @ [36] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Flamer
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
Infantry Platoon (26#, 271 Pts)
0 Infantry Platoon @ 271 Pts
0 Command Squad @ [65] Pts
Add Command Squad
1 Junior Officer @ [40] Pts
CCW; Laspistol
4 Guardsmen @ [25] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Lascannon
9 Infantry Squad @ [85] Pts
Lasgun (x8); Lascannon
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
9 Infantry Squad @ [85] Pts
Lasgun (x8); Lascannon
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
4 Remnant Squad @ [36] Pts
Lasgun (x3); Flamer
1 Sergeant @ [6] Pts
Conscript Platoon (20#, 89 Pts)
0 Conscripts Platoon @ 89 Pts
10 Conscripts @ [49] Pts
Lasgun (x9); Flamer
10 Conscripts @ [40] Pts
Lasgun (x10)
Conscript Platoon (20#, 89 Pts)
0 Conscripts Platoon @ 89 Pts
10 Conscripts @ [49] Pts
Lasgun (x9); Flamer
10 Conscripts @ [40] Pts
Lasgun (x10)
Rough Riders (6#, 72 Pts)
5 Rough Rider Squad @ 72 Pts
CCW (x5); Hunting Lance (- LP) (x5)
1 Veteran Sergeant @ [17] Pts
Laspistol; Hunting Lance
Rough Riders (6#, 72 Pts)
5 Rough Rider Squad @ 72 Pts
CCW (x5); Hunting Lance (- LP) (x5)
1 Veteran Sergeant @ [17] Pts
Laspistol; Hunting Lance
Rough Riders (6#, 72 Pts)
5 Rough Rider Squad @ 72 Pts
CCW (x5); Hunting Lance (- LP) (x5)
1 Veteran Sergeant @ [17] Pts
Laspistol; Hunting Lance
Total Roster Cost: 1995
Models in Army: 156(153 Footsloggers + 3 Vehicles)
Now, I know it is Lascannon Heavy(13 seems like a bit too much) but I decided to mix some effective units(Rough Riders) with some unpopular choices(Ogryns). I also know that it seems that there is too much of an assault point sink, but I'm pretty sure that if someone heard that I was going to field a Guard army and that we were going to play, he probably wouldn't even think that anything like this would appear on the field.