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2017/04/22 06:45:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get in an internet debate with angry neckbeards.
I insert a set of documents found in a secret military base.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/22 13:03:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a clever ruse and a pile of reciepts for pizza deliveries.
I insert a magic wand.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/22 14:23:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a top hat with a rabbit inside.
I insert a forbidden tome of knowledge.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/22 20:37:14
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get the words "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto."
I insert a rusty meat cleaver.
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2017/04/23 03:00:54
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Death Guard surplus knife.
I insert a Bob-omb (from the Mario games).
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2017/04/23 12:09:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a flower pot.
I insert the Triforce.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/23 12:18:01
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get an Ar-wing.
I insert a Spin-Attack upgrade.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/24 11:32:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a top with spikes.
I insert a drone.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/24 20:00:29
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get an Android.
I insert a high quality sex-bot.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/24 23:46:34
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a blow-up doll.
I insert two thin coats.
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2017/04/25 08:28:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a polo shirt.
I insert a jug of industrial solvent.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/25 08:43:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dakka Veteran
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You get a bunch of ruined miniatures.
I insert a DVD.
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2017/04/25 13:11:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a VHS.
I insert a letter.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/25 15:12:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dakka Veteran
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You get a sms
I insert a bar of chocolate.
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2017/04/25 23:25:37
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a golden ticket, aren't you lucky?
I insert a single salt crystal.
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2017/04/26 13:31:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a grain of sand.
I insert Mordheim Terrrain.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/26 19:38:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get CNC Workshop Battle grounds terrain.
I insert my WIP diorama.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/27 13:58:20
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an urge to paint it.
I insert leftover plaastic bits from a dozen kits.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/27 15:54:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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You get a Nemesis Dreadknight.
I insert the Necronomicon.
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2017/04/27 19:00:45
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Fresh-Faced New User
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You get... a magic round-a-bout annual from 1980
I insert, the entire american army.
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2017/04/27 19:26:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a chapter of Space marines.
I insert the entire arsenal from the PC game Command & Conquer; Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/28 01:20:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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You receive Uri Geller's spoon collection.
I insert a blood bag.
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2017/04/28 02:07:24
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get cookies and orange juice.
I insert a punji stick.
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2017/04/28 14:09:56
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a claymore.
I insert a booby.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/29 15:58:55
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Daemonette of Slaanesh.
I insert a small meteorite.
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2017/04/30 19:57:16
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a small planet Earth with tiny dinosaurs.
I insert some official legal documents.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/30 23:57:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an injunction.
I insert a hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/01 03:24:04
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a certain thread here in Dakka's Forum Games section.
I insert a copy of the 40k 8th Edition starter set (from the future!).
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2017/05/01 13:00:45
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get AO40K.
I insert Frostgrave.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/01 13:26:04
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get a frost giant.
I insert a disc of Tzeentch and a palanquin of Nurgle.
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