40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Hawky**

You get a rabbits foot talisman. With your foot instead.

I insert a live grenade.

**snurl**

You get a big bang.

I insert ice cream sandwiches.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bowl of sugar and a tub of lard.

I insert a porn dvd.

**Hawky**

You get your mother.

I insert Kebab.

**War Kitten**

You get a stick.

I insert a warm and fuzzy blanket

**gruebot**

U get a storm shield

I insert the keys to the city

**ZergSmasher**

You get a brick from the city hall.

I insert a jug of milk.

**gruebot**

U get an empty jug.

I insert liquid schwartz.

**Fervor**

You get an oversized Darth Vader helmet.

I insert juniper berries.

**Hawky**

...and you got them back. They are not ripe.

I insert a shovel.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a cadaver.

I insert a 9 volt battery.

**snurl**

You get a bunny with a drum.

I insert a clover.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a leprechaun on a pogo stick.
Run.

I insert a pair of overalls.

**gruebot**

u get a pitch fork.

I insert a fork

**Fervor**

You receive a plate of spaghetti bolognese.

I insert a bottle of chlorine.

**korbenn**

You get a dead plague marine.

I insert a Rubric marine's hollow shell from after he stopped moving when I vacuumed the dust out.

**War Kitten**

You get a jar of dirt

I insert a Grot

**KommissarKiln**

You get a Squig (pot) pie.

I insert some fossils.

**snurl**

You get some hard animals.

I insert mulch.

**gruebot**

You gets Treebeard.

I inserts a filthy nasty Hobbitses...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a second breakfast.

I insert the One Ring.

**snurl**

You get the answering machine.

I insert an orc.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Power Klaw.

I insert a Genestealer Patriarch.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get burning promethium.

I insert a day old donut.

**gruebot**

You get your day old donut back. It is now a five days old donut.

I insert a warm glass of milk.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an Oreo cookie.

I insert a cup of the tears of Eldar players after seeing the point cost of the Wraithknight in 8th edition.

**snurl**

You get ragequits.

I insert Alien Covenant.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Sangheili (see what I did there?).

I insert Roboute Guilliman's new armor.

**War Kitten**

You get a silly amount of gold filigree

I insert a Primaris Muhreen

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a Stuuuuuurmcast Etuuuuuurnuuuuul!

I insert an 8th edition facebook Q&A.