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Uh oh........ Well my version is not necissary so it can go.

lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

Its definetly a chaos trick. Thank you very much.

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

erm,ok. just ninjaing going on 3 times it seems...not a good sign.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??

OOC: Its a pretty simple fix, one happened after the other (just try not to overdo it.) Vio shot the sword, then Mark put him in the bag, then Marduk pulls his Aquaman telepathy trick...

erm,ok. just ninjaing going on 3 times it seems...not a good sign.

OOC: Well maybe this wouldn't happen if we'd wait for others to RP before you write a single sentence up and post that and end up getting something silly...

they all happen at the same time

Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

OOC: -shrugs- you have a point, just ignore the other two then....

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

OK guys you may RP the baggage claim (I know who will be pestering Mark to find the right baggage that contains his tank)

Marduk looked through the hole punched in his crate. He looked at the baggage claim conveyor. He looked for the box. He saw it. He jammed his arm through the box and pointed it out to Mark. When Mark put it down on the baggage trolley Marduk sighed. It had at least made it.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

Draigo only had 5 Grey Knight Purifiers with him at the time. You may have the best equipment, but even so, Storm Shield would most likely stop the Plasma bolt anyway. If you didn't see the whole Mark tossing the GKs into a bag because he can't be asked to deal with them solution, then your perception must be vaguer than that of a blind baby in fog.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Putting him in the bag - I expected that. But the other two are stupid. You can't just shoot a sword out of someones power-armoured hand and your crazy Chaos-mind-tricks that shouldn't technically work as there is no warp would have no affect on Draigo anyway.

Not powergaming, just pointing out what's what.

he is a tau commander,he has the best equipment,and plasma is strong. but i kinda understand,your a termie,so maybe not. better than me shooting you in the face sevral times,which i almost did. besides,you have a heck load of termies,you need something to happen to make it fair.

Draigo only had 5 Grey Knight Purifiers with him at the time. You may have the best equipment, but even so, Storm Shield would most likely stop the Plasma bolt anyway. If you didn't see the whole Mark tossing the GKs into a bag because he can't be asked to deal with them solution, then your perception must be vaguer than that of a blind baby in fog.

im laughing fyi. and yes i did see im not an idiot cat. if anything im strong headed and suborn.

Mkarth was laying back in the bag and smoking a cigar when the top opened and the Grey Knights were thrown in. It appeared that their leader, a terrible being to behold in his own right which the Tanith backed away from, was about to try and get out again.

"Wouldn't do that if I were you." Mkarth spoke, breaking the hushed silence that had been in the bag before. "The Emperor may be our protector and Lord, but here, that Titan holds the power. You try anything and he'll squish you like those bugs." He said, ejecting a plume of smoke out from his lips. At the mention of the Emperor's name, many of the Tanith and other assorted guard inside with them made the sign of the Aquila and stayed well away from the Grey knights, only able to look on in awe or surprise, waiting for a response.

As Mark got out of the cab that had brought him here it began to rain, the time was about 1:00 PM and when he had unlocked the inner gate, and the front door mark bumped his bags in the living room and began to fix lunch. “Jeezus Christ,” he muttered, “flying halfway around the world with a bunch of hyper-violent, inch high, nutcases.” The various armies were still in their bags, picking up the one that contained the unruly tanith, Mark dumped it into the lowest point in the houses. The downstairs bathroom, it was about one meter sunken into the ground and with Plexiglas windows and pipes, a toilet, a showerhead (bathrooms in Nepal usually are one room without a bathtub that require you to simply stand there in the shower, looking at the sink and toilet while the water goes through the drain in the middle of the room.) it was also infested with roaches the size of a computer mouse, and massive spiders.
The tanith would be in there until they found their way out into the lizard, rat and snake infested yard.
Locking the door on the protesting guardsmen, he flopped down onto the couch and let the others pick their own rooms..

The tau got the kitchen, wich they were pleased about, as it gave them good lines of long-range fire, the orks all ran outside into the ‘moat’ that collected gutter water and fed it through a tangle of pipes and purifyers and began to set up camp in the gutters and pipes.
The zoats got the pit with the swinging ;trapdoor’ that used to be a well until it dried up, the others were indicesive.

here is the undressed parts of the outside. when you see them, take a carful look and when you write you can go back and actually know the layout of the terrain


the front yard

(notables: 'moat')

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the right side yard

(that is my cousin, not terrain)






left side yard (there is a pit there, as well as the well. so don't go digging, on the concrete unless you want to fall down a 20 foot hole. in theory, the pit in the middle made of concrete, could be an easy way of accessing both the pipe system, and deep underground tunnels)





the back yard (it contains a place that amounts to a stone storage shed) has incredibly thick vegitation, as well as the only bridge over the moat.

May I join? If so I would like to be Skulltaker the Herald of Khorne atop his Juggernaut.

lord commissar klimino wrote:im laughing fyi. and yes i did see im not an idiot cat. if anything im strong headed and suborn.

Perhaps I should've written "foresee" or perhaps "predict" to make it even clearer.

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BIC:

Their current prison slammed down with a thud - an Earthquake as far as the miniatures were concerned. Everyone began picking themselves up, the Tanith and other Guardsmen in a state of shock; some stunned, even the strongest still lay splayed on the ground as they struggled to regain their wits. The Grey Knights, however, lacked any such mortal frailties and assembled around their leader almost instantly, watching as Lord Draigo, filled with righteous anger, began to cut a large section of the black prison's wall out with his blade; his Paladins following suite. Once the hole was big enough, Draigo kicked it down and marched out into their new surroundings. His genhanced vision had no trouble adjusting to the change in light.

The rest of the Grey Knights began advancing out of the prison - with increased gusto when they heard sounds of combat. A host of massive Roaches had quickly scuttled towards what they considered potential prey - their mistake.
"Engage hostile xenos in mêlée only - we must conserve ammunition!" Draigo ordered.

A brutal combat unfolded, with the Grey Knights using their powerful Nemesis Force Weapons and Psychic powers to overwhelm and kill the Roaches. Few injuries were sustained and there were no casualties as the beasts were driven off. Still, other creatures lurked in the darkness.

(yes blood feel free to join)

ineptus astartes wrote:(yes blood feel free to join)

*cough*afterreadingthethread*cough*

-hypno glare-

(OOC: blood, you start in a carrying case)

and yes, after reading everything.

ineptus astartes wrote:and yes, after reading everything.

-hypno glare off-

(I've been reading the thread since it started but I wasn't able to join.)

"Blood for the Blood God!"

Skulltaker decapitated another roach with his flaming blade before plunging it again into its back while his Daemonic servants did the same, while the roaches failed to truly put up a fight. He had forced his way from the bottom of Marks bag after being shoved into and forgotten along with his Daemonic allies who had been let loose on Roaches and Spiders.

Mark knew that the outside would be a deathtrap for inch high men, with what amounted to landraider sized lizards gobbling them up, but for the moment he simply deposited the leaders in the living room and let them explore the house, before entering his own room and shaking a few ‘stealers into the drain in the middle of the room, knowing that they would most likely appear the next time he washed his dishes. (one of the bathrooms, the only one with a tub, is connected to Marks room) sitting down, he watched a few kommandoes emerge from a pipe on the balcony outside his window and promptly get attacked by a crow.

'besides,' he thought to himself, 'the unpainted models, bitz crates, and boxes of troops I have been meaning to open for ages have yet to arrive on the cargo plane.' he thought.

blood reaper wrote:(I've been reading the thread since it started but I wasn't able to join.)

"Blood for the Blood God!"

Skulltaker decapitated another roach with his flaming blade before plunging it again into its back while his Daemonic servants did the same, while the roaches failed to truly put up a fight. He had forced his way from the bottom of Marks bag after being shoved into and forgotten along with his Daemonic allies who had been let loose on Roaches and Spiders.

1) Guessing he hasn't read everything yet. (edit - nevermind)
2) If you are planning on starting at the bottom of the bag, exactly where the GKs and IG were, then you can probably expect an early death.

Darko has a point. you would be in one of the other carrying cases, probably in with Marduk.

ineptus astartes wrote:Darko has a point. you would be in one of the other carrying cases, probably in with Marduk.

Yeah, Mark wouldn't be dumb enough to put the vengeful and angry GKs in the same bag as their nemesis'.


edit:

Then again, he has been dumb enough (read: human enough) to piss off a bunch of super-warriors and give them loads of meatshields to fill with righteous rage and to stir up with thoughts of gorious death and martyrdom in service of the Emperor against the forces of EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL.

(I will change it)

Skulltaker did no enjoy this, spending time with Word Bearers bored him and he wished to fight but these fouls kept him in reality and he had felt the presence of the Grey Knights who unlike other mortals where fine and great foes who would make perfect enemies.

blood reaper wrote:(I will change it)

Skulltaker did no enjoy this, spending time with Word Bearers bored him and he wished to fight but these fouls kept him in reality and he had felt the presence of the Grey Knights who unlike other mortals where fine and great foes who would make perfect enemies.

Not so. Your Daemons stay in reality because there is no warp. They are merely now alive.