40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ZergSmasher**

You get the plot of a cheap horror flick.

I insert Freddy Krueger.

**snurl**

You get a bloody glove.

I insert Castle Ravenloft.

**Commissar of love**

You get a stone bird

I insert a guardsmen

**snurl**

You get a grot.

I insert a war altar of sigmar.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get the book of grudges.

I insert a sonic blaster.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Blaster drink from Sonic Drive-in

I insert a copy of the Magna Carta

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Scrolls of Magnus.

I insert the Axe of Blind Fury.

**snurl**

You get the guitars of Blind Faith.

I insert lawn ornaments.

**korbenn**

You get a shrubbery.

I insert a large collection of mismatched rhinestones and a bedazzler.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an Elvis impersonator.

I insert an Ork cheerleader.

**snurl**

You get a Dwarf Brewmaster.

I insert plastic wooden wheels.

**Commissar of love**

You get a broken leg

I insert a whole cheese wheel

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Administratorum Coupon for 15 hit points

I insert a single Red Shoe

**snurl**

You get the girl.

I insert a magic ring.

**Xenomancers**

You get a plastic ring in a vending container.

I insert an unconscious mouse.

**jeff white**

You receive your cat, in a can.
I insert his credit card.

**snurl**

You get his bill.

I insert a pdf.

**jeff white**

You get the author, in a can.
I insert Bill Cosby.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a lawsuit from Adobe Systems in size 10 font

I insert a simple wooden block

**snurl**

You get Minecraft blocks.

I insert Lego.

**Marmatag**

You receive a nice, hot eggo waffle! Delicious!

I insert Bagu's note to river man.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get access to Death Mountain.

I insert a Brazilian bull rope.

**snurl**

You get a Brazilian wax job.

I insert shady construction people.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Caltrans

I insert a single tear of a faun

**korbenn**

You get a vial of broken dreams and ambitions.

I insert a stuffed bumblebee.

**snurl**

You get a silk flower.

I insert a frosty cold bottle of Moosehead.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Bullwinkle.

I insert a flying squirrel.

**snurl**

You get a Doom Diver.

I insert an overpriced model kit.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a litre of "Essence of Games Workshop"

I insert a pig.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get three different ones.

I insert a fantasy football lineup.