Sorry, no pictures or video. Will cut to the chase with little to no fluff and what highlight what rules we sucked at.
Setup: Vanguard Strike, Crusade with 4 objectives, none played as mysterious (we forgot)
Orks List:
Warboss (
pk,squig) with 8 Nobz (Cybork, 4 normal nobs, 3
pks, 1
bp, 1 waagh banner, painboy) in a Wagon (rolla,
rpj, big shoota)
Big mek (
kff, burna)
20 shoota boyz w/ nob (
pk, pole) x2
6 lootas x2
dakkajet (extra shoota, fighta ace)
3 deffkoptas (rokkits)
Taulllies!
Commander- Helios, 2 shield drones
Crisis suit- Helios, 2 shield drones
12 fire warriors
Space Marines List:
Jump Librarian (Epistolary, Machine Curse and generates Hallucinate YIKES!)
Terminator Chaplain
10 tacticals in a Rhino (
MM and meltagun) x2
5 assault terminators (3
lc, 2
th/
ss) in a Land Raider w/
MM
10 assault marines w/ melta bombs x2
Ironclad (flamers x2) in a drop pod
Deployment:
Table was set up by alternating terrain via codex using terrain density limitations. My orks got first turn.
Space Marines deployed both Rhinos at both objectives on their side. 1 group of assault marines deployed behind a building.
Land Raider w/ Chaplain was held in deep strike reserve, as was the other assault group with the librarian.
I deployed in Kan Wall formation in the center of the table, with wagon in range of
kff as well. I had the fire warriors holding the rear objective and a group of boyz in the forest holding the other objective. Koptas were deployed up north and lootas near my short table edge.
Both suits were held in deep strike reserve, and of course, so was my flyer.
Purple= objectives Blue=marines Red=orks Orange=tau
Ork Turn 1: Slogged forward the group and wagon, keeping all in
kff range. Shot a couple assault marines dead with kopta rokkits. Very uneventful!
Marines Turn 1: Camped Rhinos and assault marines. Drop pod lands in front of lootas and the dreadnought burns 1 group dead! FIRST BLOOD
Ork Turn 2: All reserves arrive. Deep struck both suits in, 1 at each Rhino. Dakkajet comes in at the right vector to get rear armor shots on the ironclad and wrecks it (scored 2 pens and 4 glances! YIKES!) Both suits drop heat on the Rhino and explodes them both! Marines in first Rhino take 4 casualties from the blast, and the other group takes 3 casualties (very poor armor save rolls)! Lootas fail to shoot the drop pod for any effect. Whole foot slog wall moves up into middle-table forest, roll on mysterious forest table: pleasant forest! Nobs bail out and move toward assault marine blob.
Marines Turn 2: Land Raider arrives, mishaps and I get to place it. I put it in the north-east corner of the table, well away from everything, facing off into the distance. Assault group does not arrive. Tacticals all aim at the closest suit and blow it up. Assault Marines charge the Wagon and blow it up. Drop pod kills a loota.
Ork Turn 3: Dakkajet turns 90 degrees and comes screaming at a group of tacticals to kill 2 of them. Kans blow away a couple marines, and so do the koptas. Lootas do nothing to the pod again! Nobz charge the assault marines and wipe them out with minimal effort (lost 1 nob)! Almost all sloggers are across the table now.
Marines Turn 3: Big nasty assault team arrives near lower objective orks and shoots a couple. Pod kills another loota and they all run away (useless gits!).
MM on Land Raider pops a kopta,
AC kills a couple boyz. Tacticals shoot some wounds onto the nobz.
Ork Turn 4: WAAAAAGH! Dakkajet's 18 shots kills 5 tacticals, koptas kill 1, kans kill 2, crisis commander kills 3 and wipes 1 squad! Fire warriors bunker up against the drop pod. Nobs guard their shiny new objective. All that is left for marines is the big assault group, the termies in the raider and a drop pod. :(
Marines Turn 4: Raider kills a few boyz, termies disembark, but still out of assault range. Librarian's Hallucinate cast on objective boys causes them to Erm? Marines shoot and kill 2, and charge the boyz. They are not allowed to shoot, and since overwatch is a normal shooting attack, I don't get my 45 snap shots! Marines kill 8 orks, orks are not allowed to attack back due to Erm?
Ork Turn 5: Dakkajet zooms off the table edge, laughing maniacally as he does. Everyone turns to face the Land Raider coming in from behind. Objective orks are wiped out (my Nob challenged the librarian and got absolutely rocked), and assault marines consolidate toward warboss.
Marines Turn 5: Assault marines charge the nobz. 2 nobz are killed (all of the wounds on the warboss we spread out over unallocated nobz), but the deadly rain of power klaws wipe the assault marines.
Game ends. 2 objectives held by orks and tau, none by marines. First blood goes to marines. Orks get linebreaker bonus.
Orks win 7-1!
Thoughts:
Marines did not have the dice gods on their side!
I was concerned nobz would lose a TON of durability, but they are only slightly less brutal. Still worth it!
First game ever that my lootas sucked that hard, but oh my god, did my dakkajet ever go to town on everything!
Taullies are
BS. The suits caused so much havoc on
MEQ and fire warriors are very worthy objective holders in the back field.
Marines made several huge mistakes
IMO:
1. Ironclad should have dropped on the slogging group and flamed them to death, not the lootas.
2. Mishap on the land raider effectively took it out of the game. Should have started on table.
3. Played sheepishly with the Rhinos with a melta loadout. Should have taken a lascannon if they're going to sit that far back!