40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a ticket to Carnas, France

I insert a Leman Russ Battle Tank

**ZergSmasher**

You get Leman Russ' left boot, still smelling like his big hairy feet.

I insert a Poxwalker.

**snurl**

You get Baba Yaga's Hut.

I insert Jim Beam.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a DUI on your record.

I insert a blight grenade.

**Cream Tea**

You get a faint smell of curry.

I insert 0.73 metres of brass rod.

**BigWaaagh**

You receive a 28mm Khorne Battle Standard.

I insert a dog treat.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a horde of hungry Vlka Fenreika.

I insert a pineapple.

**BigWaaagh**

You get the complete series box set of 'Psych'.

I insert a pair of nail clippers.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a hammer.

I insert the Mario brothers.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a tin of moustache wax.

I insert a honey badger.

**Malcador**

You get eaten up by the kitty kawt.

Very good to see this thread is still going on, we've been playing this for around n about than 3 years naow

I insert Alice, yknow the one from Wonderland. :3

**snurl**

You get a rabbithole.

I insert green pumpkins.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a very confused Grinch.

I insert Donald Trump's comb-over.

**gruebot**

You get an orange Rumba

I insert pumpkin spice

**ChargerIIC**

You get Pumpkin Butter

I insert a Genestealer Patriarch

**Cream Tea**

You get the entire Imperial mining world of Ghosar Quintus!

I insert a melta bomb.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a dehumidifier.

I insert a Starbucks Venti Redeye.

**crazysaneman**

**Holy crap this thread is still going???**

A grot pops out and pokes you in the eye with a model deff rolla.

I insert a warscythe.

**snurl**

You get a garden scythe.

I insert maple leaves.

**Cream Tea**

You get barbed venomgorse.

I insert a Tau child.

**Malcador**

You get the greaater good.

I insert Nebula. What naow?

**snurl**

You get a fish slap.

I insert a solar flare.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a pair of solar eclipse glasses.

I insert a tube of plastic glue.

**Cream Tea**

You get an identical tube of plastic glue. Is it the same one? Nobody knows.

I insert an Ultramarines transfer sheet.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Smurf.

I insert a red stapler.

**gruebot**

You get to move your desk into the basement.

I insert a photocopy of the rules for Fight Club

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bloody keyboard

I insert a carseat

**BigWaaagh**

You get a seatbelt.

I insert a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.

**Cream Tea**

You get two apples and a banana.

I insert half a Wave Serpent.

**BigWaaagh**

You get the creamy filling of an Oreo cookie.

I insert a partridge in a pear tree.