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Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Ok, you know how it goes (probably). If not, here's an example.
poster 1
I put my flag on the hill
my hill

poster 2
[MOD EDIT - Find a more appropriate way to get your point across please - thanks!]
my hill

poster 3
[MOD EDIT - Find a more appropriate way to get your point across please - thanks!]
my hill

So, I create a hill. My hill.

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Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

I ascend the hill. My hill.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

This thread's alive yay! It also appears to be alive enough to grow an arm and punch you from the hill. My hill.

   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

No one else posts, so the thread dies. I walk up the hill. My hill.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

But us two are both posting, so the thread is very much alive and able to punch you. My hill.

   
Made in au
Dakka Veteran






In da middle of da WAAAGH! Australia.

I appear! The thread becomes alive enough to realize that I am it's true master. It overthrows its unwanted slavedriver and liquified Josh.
My hill

WAAAGH! Gutsnagga Mo-ork- 5000pts Kult of speed + goffs
red space marines, (almost angry enough!) 2000 points
Here's my P&M blog - http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551978.page
And here's a thread of my completed miniatures -
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551971.page
'You have that the wrong way around. Space Hulk teaches the inmates how large numbers of fast moving vicious hand to hand combatants can over come a small number of gun armed adversaries, in a sequence of narrow corridors.' -Orlanth
 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

However then it realizes you're worse than the rest of us for slave-driving and throws you off the hill. I then claim the hill. My hill.

   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

I throw my can of coke at you, knocking you off the hill. My hill.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

I put you in hell for littering. My hill.

   
Made in au
Dakka Veteran






In da middle of da WAAAGH! Australia.

I clean up the litter, and so ascend above the hill for my righteousness. My hill.

WAAAGH! Gutsnagga Mo-ork- 5000pts Kult of speed + goffs
red space marines, (almost angry enough!) 2000 points
Here's my P&M blog - http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551978.page
And here's a thread of my completed miniatures -
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551971.page
'You have that the wrong way around. Space Hulk teaches the inmates how large numbers of fast moving vicious hand to hand combatants can over come a small number of gun armed adversaries, in a sequence of narrow corridors.' -Orlanth
 
   
Made in us
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

All of the sudden, a giant bomb fell out of the air, oblitarating gutsnagga. The hill recognises thenoobbomb,who is the bomb. The Hill accepts it fate.
MY HILL

   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Ayrshire, Scotland

I gain sentience. I realise that I am the hill. I throw off all those who would try to claim me for their own. My Hill.

DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

I dig up the hill and dump it in a big hole somewhere. I then find another hill, of similar size and shape, and claim it as my own. My hill.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Unfortunately, this happens to be a hill of high explosives. It goes boom. I find a hill made of earth and claim it as my own. My hill.

   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

Unfortunately its a hill on a cave that caves in. I go up to the elevated ruins. My hill.


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus






A B-2 Bomber contracted by moi drops a laser guided missile right on the top of your head. I then parachute in.
My hill.

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

A anti air battery shoots down the bomber as it makes another passover and it crashes on you. My hill


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I arise from beneath the soil and scare you away, screaming like a little girl.
My. Hill.
And I plant pumpkins on it.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

The pumpkin explodes, you walk away to take a shower, my hill


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I return from the showers and snap you silly with a wet towel.
My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

I wail so piteously that you come over to see if I am alright, I kick you in the testicles and as you writhe on the ground I go over to the hill. My hill.

for an idea of how pitiful the crying is

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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I wail Like a Banshee and you die from fright.
My Hill.
And I place Sentry Guns around the Perimeter.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

I walk past the sentry guns, and push you off the hill, I then grab a filled up generator and plug the sentry guns into it. My hill

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/19 07:17:14



DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus






I am now Magneto, and I make the generator overload and blow it and the sentry up. Oh, and then use the scraps to make a small coffin and shove you in there and chuck it into the sea. My hill

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
Made in au
Dakka Veteran






In da middle of da WAAAGH! Australia.

Turns out the explosion showered the hill in spores... Ork spores.
The orks recognise me as their leader, and we storm the hill.
My hill.

WAAAGH! Gutsnagga Mo-ork- 5000pts Kult of speed + goffs
red space marines, (almost angry enough!) 2000 points
Here's my P&M blog - http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551978.page
And here's a thread of my completed miniatures -
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/551971.page
'You have that the wrong way around. Space Hulk teaches the inmates how large numbers of fast moving vicious hand to hand combatants can over come a small number of gun armed adversaries, in a sequence of narrow corridors.' -Orlanth
 
   
Made in au
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!






Western Australia

And suddenly an alien spacecraft appears and burns the Orks and everyone on it into ashes, and baxter123 strolls on and claims it for the Emperor...
And then builds a giant hive city on it, surrounded by millions of men.
My hill

"Tell the Colonel... We've been thrown to the Wolves." -Templeton.
1W OL 1D

I love writing fiction based upon my experiences of playing; check 'em out!
http://www.wattpad.com/user/baxter123  
   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Ayrshire, Scotland

My Chaos cults infiltrate the hive city. As my fleet of Word Bearers arrives in orbit they disable the weapons batteries and military capabilities of the city. My Word Bearers storm the city, killing all the loyalists. We fortify the city again.

My Hill.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/08/19 13:31:50


DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

The word bearers run out of ink to write on their armour post it notes they love so much. Because of that, they run back screaming to the warp to get some. In their absence I take over the hill, and set the orbital defence cannots to destroy the chaod forces as the they return.

My hill.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Unfortunately, a certain robot devil was left in charge of those cannons. You die, and it's my hill. And I've still got the cannons if any of you are wondering.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I use my remote to detonate the cannons, obliterating you in the explosion. I walk up and sit down.
My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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