A 3-word Story

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

and anointed it

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with blessed novacane

**Lupus Mortem**

and began drilling.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

He soon discovered

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A corrupted mass

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of ork poo

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hidden deep inside

**Chaos Legionnaire**

the second bicuspid

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.
Cautiously, he crept

**Lupus Mortem**

towards the tequila

**Chaos Legionnaire**

but before he

**Lupus Mortem**

started singing opera

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He paused to

**Lupus Mortem**

toss a squat

**Chaos Legionnaire**

from a rooftop.

**Lupus Mortem**

People were amused

**Chaos Legionnaire**

as they watched

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the festive behavior

**Lupus Mortem**

from the safety

**Chaos Legionnaire**

of their inflatable

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seasonal lawn ornaments.

**Lupus Mortem**

Retired carnival freaks

**Chaos Legionnaire**

are often found

**Lupus Mortem**

at strip clubs

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when they have

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alienated friends, family

**Chaos Legionnaire**

and the FLGS.

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A quick way

**Chaos Legionnaire**

to get arrested

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these days is