So, I finally got off my arse and started putting together my Hordes models. Now, I have a small Skorne force and so I thought I'd start easy and do the plastic-resin stuff. The Morghoul guy went together pretty easy and the Gladiator went together okay. So at first I was like...
So, I started to assemble the two Cyclops Savage models. Then I got to putting the arms on and I was like...
ARMS! SWORD! Y U NO FIT?
So I kept trying. Then I tried to assemble the other one. Then I tried swapping arms around. Then I tried swapping the swords. Then I tried searching the internets for pro tips. Then the model I was holding together fell apart, hit the floor, scattering bits everywhere and I was like...
I finally got everything together after several
hours of effort and ZERO useful info from the interwebs and I was like...
And somewhere the guy who sculpted the Cyclops Savage was like...
And the people who don't play Skorne were all like...
And so now I am like...
The end.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading this nice bedtime story as much as I enjoyed writing it. See you all laters.
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