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Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Nuh uh, my Wolf would biten off you kitteh's head with one clean swipe, and once again, I tell you, I am doing it on word!



Word is better than you'll ever be!!!!!!


Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Nuh uh, my Wolf would biten off you kitteh's head with one clean swipe, and once again, I tell you, I am doing it on word!



Word is better than you'll ever be!!!!!!



Then why are you crying? Fool.

Besides, I can shut word down whenever I like; it has no power over me. All hail the mighty PC-user! All hail me! Mwaha..

As for your wolf.. "biten" ain't a word, so your point is invalid.

Besides, you've never seen a kitten high on seven varieties of drugs before. And you don't want to. Especially one with a blunt spade. I suggest you back away. Slowly.
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Kais fired his bullet tinto the head of the approaching kitteh, narrowly saving his Wolf from damnation, and killing the horrible minion of the not very feared Tyrant Darko.

"Simples," was all he said.

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Huh?

Oh did you lose hope FITZZ?


Nope...just had a bit of a nap.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Kais fired his bullet tinto the head of the approaching kitteh, narrowly saving his Wolf from damnation, and killing the horrible minion of the not very feared Tyrant Darko.

"Simples," was all he said.


Then you turn around and see a million such kittens armed with chainsaw guns, and you shudder with fear whilst releasing the contents of your bowels.


DO NOT F*CK WITH THE KITTEN.
   
Made in gb
Mysterious Techpriest







STOP ARGUING!!!

Kais, get on with the event

Dark, let him do the event however he likes, if he thinks word is quicker let him, you're distracting him
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

All the kitteh's drop dead because of Kais' awesomeness, and Darko himself cowers in fear at the one true lord.

Kais

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Yeah, Dark, stop distracting me

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






FM Ninja 048 wrote:STOP ARGUING!!!

Kais, get on with the event

Dark, let him do the event however he likes, if he thinks word is quicker let him, you're distracting him


Dude, chill.

Grr. I have been distracted to the point of accomplishing none of my event in the last hour. Goddamn phone, Goddamn Facebook, Goddamn Dakka, Goddamn music..

GOD DAMMIT ALL.
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Godammn you

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Goddamn you.


Goddamn your atrocious spelling, which I fixed.
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Shut up, my spelling is brilliant. It is just that I type too fast.

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Shut up, my spelling is brilliant. It is just that I type too fast.


I type super fast, with nigh-perfect spelling.

*ego inflation*
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

On that note...

PLAYER EVENT - PART 3

Troy was in complete chaos. Neither side willing to give up, but it was continuing to be a stalemate all the way through. Charles the Mayor had ordered all civilians into their homes, and to keep everything locked, but he had little hope it would stop the Bandits when they broke through.

Mikey had been taken by utter surprise when the Bandits attacked, but soon took arms and helped to defend the city.
He aimed down his sights, and saw a Bandit brutally hacking one of Troy’s defenders, and he fired his M9, the bullet piercing his brain, and blood running out of his head.

“Jesus,” he said quietly when he saw the body of his last victim’s victim, gigantic cuts marked all over him.

Suddenly he was taken aback when he heard the voice of Joe, and turned around to see where it was coming from.

“Help!!!” he heard him scream, as he noticed him by the gates, holding off a few Bandits with sharp blades.

“Joe!” he shouted to him, as he punched a few rounds towards the Bandits with supreme accuracy, and they slumped to the ground, dead.

Joe smiled in relief, before a bullet hit him in the leg, and another in the shoulder, and he screamed out in pain, as Mikey ran over to him, spotting the Bandits who had fired, and taking them down with ease.
He reloaded quickly before he got to the man, and picked him up quickly, and put his arm around his shoulder.

“C’mon Joe, we’re gonna make it. Come on. Stay with me, for your daughter!” Mikey assured Joe, as he began to take him back, deeper into the city, trying to get back to a hospital of some sorts. “Help me! Please! Somebody help!”

**************

Whiskey had been helping to hold off for a while now, and had just finished off a man by the bar, taking off his crown with one clean bullet, when she heard somebody nearby, and instinctively raised her rifle at the person.

“Whoah, calm down! It’s only me!” said Stix quickly, not wishing to have his life end this way, and Whiskey slowly lowered the gun.

“Sorry,” she said.

“Good, now, if you think it would be beneficial for the both of us, can I please join you, as numerous guns are better than one?”

“Sure, c’mon, I heard were having a lot of trouble near the gates. Let’s move.”

“Uh, okay.”

“I got two others with me. One named Will, another called Terrence, you’ll meet them soon enough. After this is over,” suddenly she chuckled. “If we survive.”

Then, they heard desperate shouts coming from the area of the gate.

“That sounded real bad, we have gotta help,” said Stix desperately.

“Agreed. Come on, make it quick!”


************

Okay, so Joe has been shot twice, and is in desperate need of medical assistance, and Whiskey and Stix are hurrying to the scene.

Part four sometime tomorrow hopefully.

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Injuries! Yummy! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.. erm..

Interesting.
   
Made in us
Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






(Awwww, no event for me? Oh well, I guess I can kill a few raiders to bide my time.....

.....on second thought, take your time shas )
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Wait, you are in Troy?


Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

...But...Whiskey was already on the defensive walls with Terrance and Will?...


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Wait, you are in Troy?



(nah, I'm out in one of the smaller towns, seriously though, its okay, I haven't really gone anywhere anyway...)
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






FITZZ wrote:...But...Whiskey was already on the defensive walls with Terrance and Will?...


*shrug*

I gave up trying to understand things ages ago.
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Uhhh I could have sworn you said you were just going out of the bar and shooting?

Crap just read it and found out you are right.

Uhhh, but is it really a big deal?

Anyway, it is a long fight, you may have been needed elsewhere

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/07 18:45:30


Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Uhhh I could have sworn you said you were just going out of the bar and shooting?

Crap just read it and found out you are right.

Uhhh, but is it really a big deal?

Anyway, it is a long fight, you may have been needed elsewhere




Nope...Whiskey ran out of the bar and followed several machine gun teams to the wall..she then climbed to a vantage point and opened fir on the Raiders as the stormed the gate..
Terrance and Will then joined her and started shooting as well.

EDIT:...Naw..it's cool..I'll make it work.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/07 18:48:23



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

Cool, because by now the Raiders have actually pentrated the wall, and are causing mayhem

And there is also Joe to save

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






We can has reinforcements maybe?


   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix



All your men are currently occupied, as it is a very close fight

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:

All your men are currently occupied, as it is a very close fight


Preferably, I'd have them regroup and mount-up on the jeep, and do some drive-by shooting whilst crunching some bad guys underwheel. There's an RPG in the jeep as well.

And don't forget my dudes' Mossberg.

Edit: Just FYI, the rest of the men will be armed with a combination of M16A4's, M9's, Fragmentation grenades, and Thomson's Tommy Gun.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/07 18:59:21


 
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

You know, just so I don't make mistakes in the next part, can everybody involved in the Event please send me a PM by tomorrow night....

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in fi
Major




Sorry for silly question, but where Bonesaw technically is?
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Devastator wrote:Sorry for silly question, but where Bonesaw technically is?


With my dudes. Somewhere.
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

I could swear Dark left you in the bar...

... and that he actually admitted he did

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
 
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