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 Kilkrazy wrote:
Cheating again by picking local news from the BBC, but this is good...

Apology for Kingsbridge phone box nightclub damage

A Devon village which has a nightclub inside its old Post Office phone box.


you in the world of the big folk may sneer but you can get a fair few shire hobbits in there

"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." 
   
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North Carolina

 Kilkrazy wrote:
Cheating again by picking local news from the BBC, but this is good...

Apology for Kingsbridge phone box nightclub damage

A Devon village which has a nightclub inside its old Post Office phone box.




Heh. At least the cops don't have to haul people very far to sleep it off in the drunk tank.

Proud Purveyor Of The Unconventional In 40k 
   
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant





https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/06/29/06/06/queensland-shopkeeper-crestmead-fights-off-axe-wielding-robber

A store owner chased away a would-be robber with tomahawk by throwing cans of tuna and pringles at him. Good arm too.

The line at the end of the video is brilliant. "[If he returns] he could get baked beans, he could get soup. Just depends, which aisle. Any time."

 Psienesis wrote:
I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Milk cartons on fire off the shoulder of 3rd-hour English; I watched Cheez-beams glitter in the dark near the Admin Parking Gate... All those... moments... will be lost, in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die.


"The Emperor points, and we obey,
Through the warp and far away."
-A Guardsman's Ballad 
   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

.. a new hero rises

Spoiler:






.... least he made a clean getaway eh ?


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Revenge' burglar's DNA found on cheese at Cardiff house

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Man charged with walking pig in Norwich without a lead


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





In true Bay Area tradition - if threatened by massive northern wildfires, what is there to do but ban fire?

CalFire Bans All Burning In Contra Costa

Bear in mind that open fires and fireworks are already illegal, so this really just bans the use of fireplaces on fireplace-permitted days (which are set by CalFire) and acts of spontaneous combustion.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
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Somewhere in south-central England.

German police save man from baby squirrel terror

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Parrot swears at London firefighter tyring to rescue it

The parrot speaks and probably swears in three languages.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





From the 'didn't understand that it was slang' department:

Video of Man Spanking Hippo at L.A. Zoo Sparks LAPD Investigation

Not even close to local, but worth mentioning:

India lawmaker dresses as Hitler to criticize prime minister

Chubby Hitler Warning:

Spoiler:

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
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This one's a video story:

Feral chickens overrun housing estate
   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-45222456


Memorial sculpture of Uley's gorilla John Daniel approved



A sculpture honouring a gorilla who lived in a Cotswolds village will be erected after receiving local approval.

The ape, called John Daniel, was adopted by Alyce Cunningham, from Uley, Gloucestershire, in 1918 after her brother bought it for £300 in London.

The animal was raised like a normal child, had its own bedroom and could use the light switch and toilet.

Stroud District Council has now granted planning permission for a sculpture of the ape on Uley village green.

The Uley Society's Dr Rod White said he hopes it will be formally unveiled "sometime in September or very early October".

John Daniel was captured as a baby in Gabon and brought to the UK, where Ms Cunningham's brother Rupert Penny saw it for sale in a department store.

She adopted the ape and nicknamed him Sultan.

Uley village archivist Margaret Groom said the villagers were very fond of him, and John would play with children, eat roses from gardens and drink cups of tea.



Once it grew to adult size Ms Cunningham could no longer look after it so, in 1921, she sold it to an American for one thousand guineas.

The gorilla died of pneumonia in the USA a year later.

She thought it would be sent to a home in Florida, but instead the ape ended up in Barnum and Baileys Circus.

There its health deteriorated, with reports reaching Ms Cunningham that the animal was pining for her.

She set sail for New York but the gorilla, by now aged four-and-a-half, died from pneumonia before she arrived.




drink cups of tea.


how to fit in regardless of race in the UK.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle





Just as long as you don’t put milk in earl gray, as a friend of mine from New Zealand does...

 insaniak wrote:
Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
 
   
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Stubborn Prosecutor





 Steve steveson wrote:
Just as long as you don’t put milk in earl gray, as a friend of mine from New Zealand does...


Screw that. As an American I know the right way is equal parts Earl Grey, Jack Daniels, and Coca Cola.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

possibly a wee bit NWS

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/are-baths-too-hot-for-testicles.html


Adult men get into a bath on hands and knees so the balls hit the water LAST


..err.

.. what ?

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

It's an amazing time to be living in Gloucestershire :

Spoiler:









The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in fi
Locked in the Tower of Amareo





https://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/artikkeli/teekkarikyla-saa-vihdoin-oman-alkon-raittiusseura-aikoo-tyhjentaa-myymalan-hyllyt-yritamme-juoda-kaiken-itse-ettei-muiden-tarvitsisi/7047754#gs.t6eBLPA

Okay in Finnish so I try to explain what it's about. Basically Alko(Finland's alcoholic bewerages selling store. Stronger stuff like wine etc can't be bought on regular stores so you need to buy from Alko) is opening up store near where lots of students from Institute of technology live. Student's abstincence organization is going about organizing attempt to buy everything from the store so that they can "drink it all up so that other's don't have to"

Good luck! ;-)

2024 painted/bought: 109/109 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

The Google Translate version is a fun read.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in fi
Locked in the Tower of Amareo





Lol you are right

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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






tneva82 wrote:
https://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/artikkeli/teekkarikyla-saa-vihdoin-oman-alkon-raittiusseura-aikoo-tyhjentaa-myymalan-hyllyt-yritamme-juoda-kaiken-itse-ettei-muiden-tarvitsisi/7047754#gs.t6eBLPA

Okay in Finnish so I try to explain what it's about. Basically Alko(Finland's alcoholic bewerages selling store. Stronger stuff like wine etc can't be bought on regular stores so you need to buy from Alko) is opening up store near where lots of students from Institute of technology live. Student's abstincence organization is going about organizing attempt to buy everything from the store so that they can "drink it all up so that other's don't have to"

Good luck! ;-)

"stronger stuff like wine". In Russia you can find wine in the lemonade section of the supermarket.
I thought the Finns were quite fond (as in too fond) of drinking as well. But you guys actually seem to have a lot of restrictions and such in place. Although I also just learned the word "kalsarikännit", which is hilarious

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 Kilkrazy wrote:
The Google Translate version is a fun read.


Oh man - it's even better than the actual article:

The Polyteknik's Raittiusseura, which consists of teakers next week, plans to strike Alko in an effort to clear the shelves of the store. Participants are already gaining momentum on Facebook .

- PoRa spends 50 anniversary, I do not know whether it's a glory or how, but now Alko sets up her business here, so we decided to welcome Alko in a teak-inspiring way, the club president Antti Ihalainen clarifies.


Damn Teakers!

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




London

I love the inspired name of the shop.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





ConFire Responds To Gateway Blvd. Building In Concord, Unable To Locate Unknown Odor

...Two people complained of a burning feeling in their eyes, but no major injuries were reported...


Alright...who dealt it?


Caltrans Employee Finds Rocket Launcher On Highway

...The launcher had already been discharge[sic] and was not a threat, according to Caltrans...


Arnold Schwarzenegger must have been driving up to San Francisco again





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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in fi
Locked in the Tower of Amareo





 Iron_Captain wrote:
tneva82 wrote:
https://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/artikkeli/teekkarikyla-saa-vihdoin-oman-alkon-raittiusseura-aikoo-tyhjentaa-myymalan-hyllyt-yritamme-juoda-kaiken-itse-ettei-muiden-tarvitsisi/7047754#gs.t6eBLPA

Okay in Finnish so I try to explain what it's about. Basically Alko(Finland's alcoholic bewerages selling store. Stronger stuff like wine etc can't be bought on regular stores so you need to buy from Alko) is opening up store near where lots of students from Institute of technology live. Student's abstincence organization is going about organizing attempt to buy everything from the store so that they can "drink it all up so that other's don't have to"

Good luck! ;-)

"stronger stuff like wine". In Russia you can find wine in the lemonade section of the supermarket.
I thought the Finns were quite fond (as in too fond) of drinking as well. But you guys actually seem to have a lot of restrictions and such in place. Although I also just learned the word "kalsarikännit", which is hilarious


Well we drink beer quite a lot which you can buy from any market. And stronger stuff is available in most places. And of course you can bring in(to a some limit) stuff from foreign countries so Estonia etc are popular places though now that tax went up there has decreased.

2024 painted/bought: 109/109 
   
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.



The swan's escaped.

Life imitates art.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in gb
Multispectral Nisse




Luton, UK

It's not a local paper, but imagine this story about anyone other than the Pope:

Pope Francis lets people kiss his ring again after video controversy

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“Good people are quick to help others in need, without hesitation or requiring proof the need is genuine. The wicked will believe they are fighting for good, but when others are in need they’ll be reluctant to help, withholding compassion until they see proof of that need. And yet Evil is quick to condemn, vilify and attack. For Evil, proof isn’t needed to bring harm, only hatred and a belief in the cause.” 
   
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Glasgow



Our swans are madder than your swans.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/watch-police-use-riot-shields-14193560?fbclid=IwAR3B6P0VibVZ9_U6VPt2VUkbnLV9K7skgeJo5Qi3thocEfNpOf5XYpR1HIw
   
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United States

http://spacecoastdaily.com/2019/03/florida-prep-making-a-private-education-more-affordable-through-scholastic-achievement-awards/

Private school in my area has expanded it's awards programs for high achieving prospective students. The new rules can cover your entire tuition if you have a high grade average!

I love stories that reward high achievers!

Ayn Rand "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" 
   
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Glasgow

 BuFFo wrote:
http://spacecoastdaily.com/2019/03/florida-prep-making-a-private-education-more-affordable-through-scholastic-achievement-awards/

Private school in my area has expanded it's awards programs for high achieving prospective students. The new rules can cover your entire tuition if you have a high grade average!

I love stories that reward high achievers!


Shame it will primarily help families who can afford tutors to get their children in.
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

From the BBC.

Downsizing huge 9,300 beer can hoard 'painful'

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
 
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