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2017/12/10 18:22:50
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a coupon for a free tattoo.
I insert the Delta Tau Chi fraternity house from 'Animal House'.
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2017/12/11 01:58:08
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a smashed guitar.
I insert a wooden paddle.
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2017/12/11 12:13:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a wooden mallet.
I insert a resin model.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/11 15:29:39
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a hard plastic model. Success!
I insert a giant blob of hardened green stuff.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/12/11 20:17:52
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a jackhammer.
I insert a Holiday fruitcake.
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2017/12/12 14:08:47
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a jackhammer too.
I insert Twelve Lords a leaping.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/12 15:38:39
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get twelve jackhammers in a box
I insert a gingerbread house
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/12/12 18:58:47
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a cup of Egg Nog.
I insert a 10' Burmese Python.
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2017/12/12 22:59:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a new hand bag.
I insert a Porg...
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2017/12/13 04:30:51
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a pie in the face.
I insert Chewbacca's bowcaster.
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2017/12/13 05:02:52
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get an arrow...to the knee.
I insert a nutcracker.
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2017/12/13 05:40:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stalwart Tribune
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You get a kaldor draigo model
I insert the admech codex
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2017/12/13 14:13:01
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get wooden toy soldiers.
I insert egg nog.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/13 15:50:46
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get Mango Juice
I insert a brooding vampire
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/12/13 17:05:50
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a ziplock sandwich bag full of blood.
I insert a grilled cheese...
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2017/12/14 01:08:53
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a bowl of tomato soup.
I insert Francis Ford Coppola.
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2017/12/16 09:00:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get napalm in the morning.
I insert George Bailey.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/16 15:54:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get Zsu Zsu's petals.
I insert a Chinese Giant Panda.
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2017/12/17 05:16:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a sad panda.
I insert a Chaos Obliterator.
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2017/12/17 05:25:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You immediately get it back, along with a series of expletives from somewhere deep within the machine.
I insert a plastic Sister of Battle.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/12/17 15:53:45
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get back a ticket to Fantasy Island.
I insert a Dim Sum cart.
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2017/12/18 09:15:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Mario Kart.
I insert a singing pumpkin.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/18 15:33:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a yodeling grapefruit
I insert a cup of steaming hot cocoa.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/12/18 15:58:35
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a warm feeling inside.
I insert a jug of eggnog...
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2017/12/19 02:38:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a dash of Nutmeg.
I insert The Fonz.
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2017/12/19 04:40:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get grease.
I insert cookies.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/20 03:26:51
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get eaten by frenzied Cookie Monster.
I insert Cher.
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2017/12/20 06:59:07
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Nefariti reincarnated.
I insert the last jedi.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/12/20 13:56:41
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get rotten tomatoes.
I insert Fidel Castro's beard.
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2017/12/20 15:38:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a gravedigger's shovel
I insert a majestic sunrise captured on film.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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