A 3-word Story

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**BigWaaagh**

, contented Squig Hound!

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If you think

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Squig Hounds eat

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too often for

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their own good,

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then you should

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see the Orcs

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chow down on

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Chinese sticky buns.

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The most important

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rule in dentistry

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Is to never

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use the Nitrous

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on yourself before

**Chaos Legionnaire**

attempting root canals.

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One fine fall evening

**Chaos Legionnaire**

as I walked

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along the road

**Tristanleo**

I came across

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a large cheeseburger

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named Mayor McCheese.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Without thinking, I

**BigWaaagh**

took a bite

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and then another

**Chaos Legionnaire**

until his screams

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drew the attention

**BigWaaagh**

of the Hamburgler.

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The ensuing melee

**BigWaaagh**

left burger condiments

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scattered all over