A 3-word Story

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**gruebot**

Today is the

**snurl**

best time to

**gruebot**

buy cheese because

**BigWaaagh**

I'm fething hungry!

**snurl**

Nobody could find

**Lupus Mortem**

a recipe for

**snurl**

groundhog fast enough

**gruebot**

to serve Trump's

**BlackCap**

disgusting ritual for

**snurl**

Presidents day desecration.

**BigWaaagh**

Legally binding agreements

**gruebot**

confuse the orange

**snurl**

-haired simpleton when

**BigWaaagh**

there aren't pictures

**snurl**

to narrate the

**gruebot**

Wizard of Oz.

**snurl**

In these situations

**gruebot**

I like to

**snurl**

recall the words

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spoken by the

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comedian Gilbert Gottfried

**BigWaaagh**

and fictional character

**snurl**

Droopy Dog, but

**BigWaaagh**

he and Eeyore are

**gruebot**

making love to

**snurl**

the Pussy Cats

**gruebot**

in the alley

**snurl**

where Motown records

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and Barry Gordy

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were first invented.