40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a pamphlet from the US Agnostics Comittee that say 'Maybe?' in bold black letters

I insert a dashboard camera

**snurl**

You get a Polaroid movie camera.

I insert more cowbell.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a fever.

I insert the "full-scale" Noah's Ark on display in Kentucky.

**Cream Tea**

You get Ham & eggs.

I insert the Kabah.

**snurl**

You get the Casbah.

I insert an AR-15.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a membership in the NRA.

I insert Black Panther.

**snurl**

You get white rabbit.

I insert a candle.

**gruebot**

You get John Wick.

I insert a wicker basket...

**snurl**

You get a picnic.

I insert ants.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pair of itchy pants

I insert hot coffee

**gruebot**

You get cold coffee creamer, vanilla flavor.

I insert a biscotti...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a saltine.

I insert the Roman Colosseum.

**snurl**

You get the greek Parthenon.

I insert a gladius.

**BigWaaagh**

You get sadius.

I insert Harry Caray's trademark glasses.

**gruebot**

You get a Run DMC album, Tougher Than Leather.

I insert my fresh Kangol...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a proper tam

I insert a android computer

**BigWaaagh**

You get an abacus.

I insert a free pass to the VFW Friday night all-you-can-eat Fish Fry.

**Aetare**

You receive a coupon for 15% off your next visit to Silvergreens

I insert a single light bulb.

**snurl**

You get some LEDs.

I insert Lent.

**gruebot**

You get an ashy forehead.

I insert an Easter Egg...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a book of non-ecludian geometery labeled 'Real Life Easter Eggs'

I insert a giant snowball full of gravel

**Aetare**

You get a gravel-ball full of snow

I insert a General Chemistry textbook

**BigWaaagh**

You get the inventory list of a Dollar General store.

I insert a skeleton key.

**gruebot**

You get a multi-pass.

I insert a Zorg Industries ZF-1 Pod Weapon System...

**snurl**

You get an iPod.

I insert snow.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Jon

I insert a random collection of computer cables

**BigWaaagh**

You get the DVD set of Season 1 of "Hoarders".

I insert Salvador Dali's moustache.

**gruebot**

You get a half melted clock that somehow still works but the time is always WAAAY off.

I insert Bob Ross's afro...

**BigWaaagh**

You get an autographed photo of Questlove.

I insert every issue of Playboy magazine.

**Aetare**

You receive a single savings catalogue for the local grocer.

I insert a buck knife.