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Leerstetten, Germany

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/11/world/asia/north-korea-seismic-disturbance/index.html

CNN) -- The U.S. Geological Survey reported a seismic disturbance in northern North Korea on Tuesday, centered near the site of the secretive regime's two previous nuclear tests.

The area around the reported epicenter of the magnitude 4.9 disturbance has little or no history of earthquakes or natural seismic hazards, according to U.S. Geological Survey maps. The disturbance took place at a depth of about 1 kilometer, the USGS said.

There were no initial reports concerning the activity on the North's state-run Korean Central News Agency on Tuesday.

The reclusive, Stalinist state announced last month that it planned a new nuclear test and more long-range rocket launches, all of which it said were part of a new phase of confrontation with the United States.

U.S. analysts say North Korea's first bomb test, in October 2006, produced an explosive yield at less than 1 kiloton (1,000 tons) of TNT. A second test in May 2009 is believed to have been about two kilotons, National Intelligence Director James Clapper told a Senate committee in 2012.

By comparison, the bomb the United States dropped on Hiroshima in 1945 was a 15-kiloton device.

In May 2012, North Korea said it had amended its constitution to formally proclaim itself a "nuclear state."


And so it begins (again).
   
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Fort Campbell

Their last test had a 5.3 quake. So at best, their maintaining gakky bomb capabilities.

I was stationed in Japan for their first test. It wasn't a pleasent time.

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 d-usa wrote:

In May 2012, North Korea said it had amended its constitution to formally proclaim itself a "nuclear state."


It'll look really serious beside the articles defending freedom of expression, the right to elected representative, and the right for foreigners to pursue their interests while on NK's territory.


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Leerstetten, Germany

Are we going to send them another letter telling them how angry we are?
   
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 d-usa wrote:
Are we going to send them another letter telling them how angry we are?

Isn't that what we always do?

Don't they do this every other year to rattle some sabers? Looks like they need more food/financial aids...

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 d-usa wrote:
Are we going to send them another letter telling them how angry we are?


Strap it to a Minuteman dropping out of orbit with a little nose art: "yea we saw your video about nuking the US. We have the real thing." Send along a few dozen friends.

Send that video to Iran with another note.

"Don't even think about."

Frazzled Pope has spoken.

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Maybe I missed something, but we havent wiped that cluster feth Truman Show country off the map yet?

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And nothing will be done to stop them on this day...

 
   
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Eternal Plague

Since when did Frazzled become pope?

   
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Birmingham, UK

 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Frazz thought the selection process was too long and boring. Whilst the world was watching NK test a nuke he snuck into the Vatican with his weiner cardinals and snatched the pontiffs hat.

Smoke from his barbecue signalled his ascendency.
   
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 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Wait you didn't see the smoke from the chimney? Jeez keep up with the times.

Pope Frazzled, for a stronger, more cranky future.

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 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Well he's never going to have sex again so...

... could we campaign for Robbie Coltrane ? That'd be awesome and oh so apt.

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 reds8n wrote:
 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Well he's never going to have sex again so...

... could we campaign for Robbie Coltrane ? That'd be awesome and oh so apt.


Is there a height limit for that?

And more to the point, would they accept this sort of heresy in:

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Wollongong, Australia

 WarOne wrote:
 reds8n wrote:
 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Well he's never going to have sex again so...

... could we campaign for Robbie Coltrane ? That'd be awesome and oh so apt.


Is there a height limit for that?

And more to the point, would they accept this sort of heresy in:

I think that Gandalf would make an excellent pope, it's either him or Count Dooku.

 
   
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So N. korea has nukes... sooooo? Several other countries are nuclear powers.
   
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 Kovnik Obama wrote:
 d-usa wrote:

In May 2012, North Korea said it had amended its constitution to formally proclaim itself a "nuclear state."


It'll look really serious beside the articles defending freedom of expression, the right to elected representative, and the right for foreigners to pursue their interests while on NK's territory.




Ok I laughed.

I remember Hitchens talking about North Korea--he had said no matter what, he wasn't going to resort to 1984 cliches.

Then he was thrown against a wall and asked what charges--the guard said we don't have to tell you and he thought well, to hell with it, I'm using the 84' cliche...

I believe Hitchens was also the first to label them a necrocracy...

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Any fallout from a nuked N.Korea will hit China, so I would imagine China will be having a 'quiet word' with NK about now.



 
   
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 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Any fallout from a nuked N.Korea will hit China, so I would imagine China will be having a 'quiet word' with NK about now.


They're already in righteous indignation mode along with Japan and the US.

No one wants a nuclear armed N. Korea, especially if any rogue bomb had to leave that country, it would be through China.

   
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It was a 7 Kiloton bomb. Accordingly, the bomb we dropped on Hiroshima was 20 kiloton.

Is now the time we are all suppose to panic about suitcase nukes, ticking time bomb scenarios, and raise the threat level to Ripe Citrus Fruit levels? The U.S. response should be to yawn and shrug.

However, I'm sure our allies are a little worked up over it, especially Japan and South Korea. Maybe this along with China's South China Sea ambitions will lead to a remilitarized Japan... with Mecha suits!

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It's going to be hilarious when their next nuke blows up prematurely and destroys the entire country. I wonder if they'll ask for help?

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I don't even KNOW anymore.

"ONE kiloton...ah ha haaa.

Two kilotons...ah ha haaa!

Seven - SEVEN KILOTONS! Hahahaa!"

*Lightning, thunder, etc.*

- Transcript of Kim Jong Un's notes at test.
   
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New Orleans, LA

 Frazzled wrote:
 d-usa wrote:
Are we going to send them another letter telling them how angry we are?


Strap it to a Minuteman dropping out of orbit with a little nose art: "yea we saw your video about nuking the US. We have the real thing." Send along a few dozen friends.

Send that video to Iran with another note.

"Don't even think about."

Frazzled Pope has spoken.


I would vote for you and your wiener legions.

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 WarOne wrote:
 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Any fallout from a nuked N.Korea will hit China, so I would imagine China will be having a 'quiet word' with NK about now.


They're already in righteous indignation mode along with Japan and the US.

No one wants a nuclear armed N. Korea, especially if any rogue bomb had to leave that country, it would be through China.


EDIT: China has the ultimate nonmilitary stick: All they need to do is shut off the gas for a few days and NK will get the message extremely quickly.


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 Mr. Burning wrote:
 WarOne wrote:
Since when did Frazzled become pope?


Frazz thought the selection process was too long and boring. Whilst the world was watching NK test a nuke he snuck into the Vatican with his weiner cardinals and snatched the pontiffs hat.

Smoke from his barbecue signalled his ascendency.


All these things are true.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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 Gitkikka wrote:
"ONE kiloton...ah ha haaa.

Two kilotons...ah ha haaa!

Seven - SEVEN KILOTONS! Hahahaa!"

*Lightning, thunder, etc.*

- Transcript of Kim Jong Un's notes at test.


I really hope they get to 12.
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It's too early to blame the NK nuke test on a video.... It could be global warming.


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 Frazzled wrote:


EDIT: China has the ultimate nonmilitary stick: All they need to do is shut off the gas for a few days and NK will get the message extremely quickly.



NK doesn't need China's gas, their glorious leader will simply open his mouth and spew forth enough hot gas to run the country for years to come!

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