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2012/11/02 22:58:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I hire a couple of plumbers who, with the help of some magic mushrooms, stomp all the necrons and bowl them down with Goomba-Tortise shells.
My hill.
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2012/11/03 02:26:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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The Intergalactic SPESS Police arrive and arrest your plumbers for use of illegal drugs, Cronslaughter, and trespassing on private property.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/03 20:58:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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But then the SPESS police are found guilty of TAX EVASION. The SPESS IRS comes to repossess all of their SPESS ships and their SPESS HQs.
My hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/04 03:22:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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But then INDRICK BOREALE comes. INDRICK BOREALE tells tge SOESS IRS that they have FEHLED the EMPRA and disbands them, taking all your power.
My hill.
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2012/11/04 03:28:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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My Necron Gentlemen Club arrive and shame Boreale into submission like sirs.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/04 03:30:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Nuclear Missile Launched. My Hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 03:34:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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The C'Tan of my Gentlemen Club arrives and warps the hill into a plant-titan. It eats Tadashi's keyboard.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/04 03:37:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Phase Shields holding. Activating Rift Generator. My Hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 03:44:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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lolwut did you do? If your keyboard broke the hill, and you are not, in fact, using your phone to post, then my C'Tan lols and teleports to the hill and gives you a Mactini after removing the keyboard from this dimension. Spiffy!
My C'tan shard of the Well-mannered Necrons triwls his cane and you are stuck in a pit full of raging CoD children.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/04 04:18:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I activate Quincy: Vollstandig to escape and counterattack with Blut Arterie-empowered Heilig Pfeil. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 04:30:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Uh, oh. It's German. I don't know what an Artery for Blood will do for you, but hey whatever. ACK, Bleach!
HERESY! A Drop Pod lands on you. DIE.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/04 05:11:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I avoid a direct hit using Hirenkyaku, and counter the shockwave and enemy fire with Blut Vene. I counter-attack with more Heilig Pfeil (even without Blut Arterie, Heilig Pfeil used while Quincy: Vollstandig is active are significantly more powerful than normal Heilig Pfeil). My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/04 05:15:51
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 05:25:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I just nuke your ass until you're dead.
My hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/04 06:02:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I escaped back to Vandenreich. Then I come back and turn you into a pin cushion with Heilig Pfeil. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 10:51:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
Censored by order of the Inquisition
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I lure you away with a piece of bacon tied to a fishing rod.
My hill.
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2012/11/04 10:53:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I walk up with my 10,000 warlord titans I've been building while you lot argued over the hill. There is only one little space left on the planet not filled by warlord titans, and that space is the hill, which I am standing on. And I also happen to have plenty of orbital defense lasers above me. My hill.
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2012/11/04 11:31:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I seize control of the Orbital Defense Matrix and use it destroy your ground forces. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 11:35:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I teleport up to the defense matrix, retake it, and then kill you before teleporting down and calling in the next batch of titans. My hill.
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2012/11/04 11:53:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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ASAT Missiles swarm the Orbital Defense Matrix, allowing a nuclear strike to finish the job. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/04 12:07:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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Alright, now you've got a nuclear hill. Enjoy standing on it. I hear cancer's not particularly pleasant, but oh well. Your hill.
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2012/11/04 22:01:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Assault Kommando
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Mutant ants rise from the nuclear fallout of the hill, I arm them with guns, give them training and religion (with myself as their one and only deity) and take the hill with unrelenting force.
My hill (which I control from a nice distance)
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2012/11/05 02:27:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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My mutant ant-eaters arrive and eat the ants, forever breaking their religion by breaking their deity in half.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/05 02:50:37
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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Anteaters! Yay! 
I rub their furry backs and kiss their snouts. They rub their heads against me, tickle me with their tentacles (being mutants and whatnot) and cuddle down for more pats, becoming my friends. After giving this place a nice hose down to get rid of the radiation, I turn it into a petting zoo.
My hill.
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2012/11/05 03:32:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I visit the petting zoo and sponsor it. I add some giant pandas and three-headed cobras. Needs more sponsors for more stuff... aquarium? The hill is turned into a little-kid's petting zoo. You wouldn't dare do anything to children would you? still CuddlySquig's hill. Oh, I take my Guardsmen cadets on a field trip there. Fun! +Awesome. I have been king for the past 24 hours. Ascendancy is mine! HAHAHA!+ I add a gift shop
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/06 05:31:05
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/06 19:32:12
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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You really think children are going to stop someone like me from hurting children at a petting zoo? Ha ha ha...
Well, you're right. So I have an undead warlock by the name of Richard do it for me. We have a deal going on where he protects me and...
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/07 00:10:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I know, your warlock merely opened a bigger, better zoo nearby. the children are safe.
Anyway, I use the profits from my ascendancy to sue you for damage and stealing customers. I win. Because a Farseer is my lawyer.
You are evicted from the hill (zoo) and are relocated to China.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/07 13:04:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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I believe it is still my zoo.
My hill.
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2012/11/08 01:28:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I buy your zoo.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/08 06:01:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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The cheque bounces.
My hill.
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2012/11/08 08:00:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Oops. I use my GentlemanCron C'tan to erase the zoo and you too.
My hill. GentleSir'Tan tips his hat at you
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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