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2018/03/19 13:33:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get tin cans and some string.
I insert a bowling pin.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2018/03/19 14:50:47
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a candlepin
I insert a clockwork pocket watch
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/19 15:45:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get an hourglass.
I insert a fake Rolex...
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2018/03/19 16:27:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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You get a Broken Screen
I insert a pair of shades.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/19 17:56:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Neophyte undergoing Ritual of Detestation
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You get flip flops.
I insert a football.
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2018/03/19 23:07:13
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Bud Bowl.
I insert pom poms..
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2018/03/20 13:25:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get cheerleaders.
I insert a prosthetic.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/20 13:27:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get a sawn-off limb.
I insert the Internet.
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 Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2018/03/20 14:38:29
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a tiny black box with a glowing button
I insert 6 yards of faux wolf fur
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/20 14:41:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Neophyte undergoing Ritual of Detestation
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you get a chihuahua
i insert a computer mouse.
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2018/03/20 15:06:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a computer cat.
I insert a post it note with the office wifi password on it...
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2018/03/20 16:56:50
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a deed for the Tron series’ intellectual property.
I insert a TI82 Calculator with superglue all over the screen.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2018/03/21 00:09:19
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an "F" in the course
I insert an American Boot
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2018/03/21 19:37:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a sticker that says "Made in China".
I insert an egg roll...
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2018/03/22 13:34:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an egg beater.
I insert a toaster.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/22 14:47:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a cylon action figure
I insert 100mg of raw caffine
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/22 15:02:49
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Neophyte undergoing Ritual of Detestation
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You get a coke.
I insert a taco.
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2018/03/22 15:26:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Chihuahua.
I insert a lime wedge...
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2018/03/22 17:22:50
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a spray of sour liquid and a funny sound in the machine.
I insert a pair of Ultraboosts.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2018/03/23 13:20:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a pair of pants.
I insert some rock salt.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/23 14:52:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get half a pint of ice cream
I insert a bag of pine needles
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/24 14:40:49
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an air freshener.
I insert General Tso's chicken.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/24 16:39:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a cat.
I insert the YouTube Gun Control Terms and Conditions.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2018/03/26 13:17:47
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get the shaft.
I insert a liberal agenda.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/26 15:10:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get the Conservative agenda.
I insert a fuzzy blanket
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2018/03/26 15:31:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Snuggie.
I insert a pair of bunny slippers...
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2018/03/26 17:23:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Neophyte undergoing Ritual of Detestation
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You get a rabid bunny.
I insert a chair.
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2018/03/27 13:46:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get the SKULL THRONE!
I insert a mattock.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/27 15:36:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a tunnel.
I insert a map of The Land of the Dead...
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2018/03/28 04:35:07
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a map of North Korea.
I insert my 2-1-2 Adepticon Army.
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