A 3-word Story

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So to summarize

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children should be

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shot when they

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look under your

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house for some

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way to ruin

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any semblance of

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A peaceful afternoon.

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Jumanji is a

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crappy movie that

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sucked both times

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someone tried to

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remake Zathura with

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Stormy Daniels and

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Donald Trump's comb-over

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behind the camera.

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Butter and margarine

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can be used

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for sculpting Donald's

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orange face mask

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for casting a

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jell-o mold which

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scares little children

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like Baron Trump.

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Caverns run deep

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and bold adventurers

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must be wary

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of bad DMs

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leaving banana peels

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that dwarves despise