A 3-word Story

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**snurl**

and itchy irritations

**BigWaaagh**

for millions of

**gruebot**

unwashed nerds who

**snurl**

read it's heresy.

**BigWaaagh**

Seaweed salad and

**snurl**

Hot clam dip

**BigWaaagh**

should always be

**gruebot**

paired with a

**snurl**

stiff alcoholic appetizer.

**BigWaaagh**

Speaking of alcoholic

**snurl**

drinks, have you

**Lupus Mortem**

tried Romulan ale?

**gruebot**

It tastes like

**BigWaaagh**

a sweaty Vulcan's

**snurl**

bottle of fine

**BigWaaagh**

aged Tribble squeezins'.

**snurl**

The next time

**gruebot**

you run into

**snurl**

A utility pole

**BigWaaagh**

while smoking herb,

**snurl**

please remember to

**BigWaaagh**

pass the dutchie

**snurl**

on the left

**Marxist artist**

By the toilet

**gruebot**

in the outhouse.

**snurl**

In order to

**BigWaaagh**

pierce one's nose

**snurl**

without removing it

**gruebot**

you will need

**Lupus Mortem**

a nail gun