40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get an equivalent number of Midwich Cuckoo children

I insert a Triffid

**gruebot**

You get a bean stock.

I insert a chainsaw...

**McMagnus Mindbullets**

You got a xenos weapon limb

I *try* to insert a full truckload of soft toys

**BigWaaagh**

You get a hairball.

I insert a case of Monster Energy drinks.

**snurl**

You get a gallon of high test.

I insert an alarm clock.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a cellphone

I insert a submarine

**gruebot**

You get a meatball sandwich.

I insert a pickle...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a barrel.

I insert Mothra.

**snurl**

You get RAID.

I insert a sunken ship.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Celine Dion.

I insert a fully stocked Good Humor truck.

**snurl**

You get a fully stocked garbage truck.

I insert a t-shirt.

**gruebot**

You get a tie-dyed T-shirt.

I insert a potato canon...

**snurl**

You get a quarter stick.

I insert a blown headlight bulb.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a handful of headlamp grease

I insert a cup of hot chocolate

**gruebot**

You get an empty cup.

I insert Master Shake...

**lliu**

You get a Shake Shack

I insert a Shawm

**BigWaaagh**

You get blown away.

I insert the Tardis.

**snurl**

You get a sonic screwdriver.

I insert a bag of holding.

**gruebot**

You get a bag of donuts.

I insert a doggy bag...

**BigWaaagh**

You get reheated.

I insert Megalodon.

**snurl**

You get Melanoma.

I insert ice cubes.

**gruebot**

You get Ice-T.

I insert Flava Flave!

**BigWaaagh**

You get a reality show.

I insert the Lou Ferrigno 'Hulk'.

**snurl**

You get the Adam West Batman.

I insert Batman.

**rayphoton**

You get the joker

I insert a letter with my hopes and reams written down

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pamphlet for a nice technical college

I insert a live racoon

**gruebot**

You get a Coonskin Cap.

I insert a Rabbit's foot...

**BigWaaagh**

You get lucky!

I insert Cujo.

**snurl**

You get a small barrel of whiskey.

**BigWaaagh**

You get nothing and like it!

I insert a HH Vending Machine.