A 3-word Story

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**BigWaaagh**

, box of Kleenex,

**snurl**

shot of bourbon,

**gruebot**

two extra long

**BigWaaagh**

pointy, sharpened fingernails

**Lupus Mortem**

and some prayers.

**BigWaaagh**

Latex underwear usually

**snurl**

irritates the hell

**Lupus Mortem**

out of grandma

**BigWaaagh**

but then again

**snurl**

she bitches about

**gruebot**

white people and

**BigWaaagh**

her throbbing bunions.

**snurl**

Who could've guessed

**gruebot**

that giant killer

**Lupus Mortem**

SOB in England

**snurl**

would one day

**Lupus Mortem**

eat some Royals

**snurl**

in between weddings

**gruebot**

while taking a

**Lupus Mortem**

massive bowel movement

**snurl**

.
You have only

**gruebot**

Dennis Rodman and

**Lupus Mortem**

a used condom

**snurl**

to blame for

**gruebot**

the success of

**Lupus Mortem**

Magic: The Gathering

**snurl**

in North Korea

**gruebot**

because everyone needed

**snurl**

a big hug

**Lupus Mortem**

from Gilbert Gottfried