40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a protest sign that says '7th edition was perfect'

I insert a metric foot of sandy loam

**gruebot**

You get a mud pie.

I insert a Chaco-Taco...

**BigWaaagh**

You get coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.

I insert Mortarion's handkerchief.

**snurl**

You get trump's kleenex.

I insert sunblock.

**BigWaaagh**

You get the dark side of the moon.

I insert the world's largest ball of twine.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a picture of Stan Pines riding off in the distance, your twine hooked to his bumper

I insert a copy of Alphabet's Stock Report.

**gruebot**

You get a can of alphabet soup broth, no letters, just the stock.

I insert a grilled cheese...

**petitflacheur**

You get a purple cow

Insert your finger

**snurl**

You get someone else's finger.

I insert hot chicken wings.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a jar of chicken feet

I insert a jack-o-lantern

**gruebot**

You get a glow stick.

I insert candy corn...

**BigWaaagh**

You get the corpse of John Candy.

I insert a cross-fit instructor.

**gruebot**

You get worn out.

I insert Necrosius the Undying...

**BigWaaagh**

You get cirrhosis of the liver.

I insert some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

**snurl**

You get guacamole.

I insert dimensional lumber.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a work order for 13 'little' 2x4s. Good luck!

I insert my resume.

**gruebot**

You get directions to the unemployment office.

I insert a cover letter...

**BigWaaagh**

You get covered in butter.

I insert the wealth from the Nuestra Señora de Atocha.

**snurl**

You get the quarters from the swear jar.

I insert an oil filter wrench.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Washington lobbyist.

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a live banana slug

I insert a harpsichord

**gruebot**

You get a Lituus.

I insert a Digeridoo...

**BigWaaagh**

You get an album by Husker Du.

I insert a Vuvuzela.

**petitflacheur**

You get a leter from the tribunal condamning you to 3 years prison for anoying everyone with that %#"{@ù& instrument

I insert a chicken nugget

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pair of buffalo nuggets

I insert a set of plastic clothes hangers

**snurl**

You get dry cleaner bags.

I insert a coconut.

**gruebot**

You get two coconut halves and your bangin 'em together.

I insert the Holy Grail...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a crappy sequel.

I insert all the leftover Guacamole from every Cinco de Mayo party on the planet.

**snurl**

You get The Green Slime.

I insert waffles.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Fried Chicken...nom, nom.

I insert The Mystery Machine.