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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:02:43
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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My army's armor color is black so it shows every little highlight mistake like a sore thumb
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To many unpainted models to count. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:07:08
Subject: 40k first world problems
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War Walker Pilot with Withering Fire
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Backspacehacker wrote:My army's armor color is black so it shows every little highlight mistake like a sore thumb
I know that feel. I play Ulthwe Eldar.
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8,000 pts and counting
1,000 points, now painting. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:16:22
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Norn Queen
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My Tyranids are Behemoth, which means layers and layers and layers and layers of red. The problem is the first few layers look hideous, the next few look better, but I don't get to see the end result until they're hit with dullcote, which alters the red shade since it removes the shine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:22:46
Subject: 40k first world problems
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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When I charge with my Thunderwolves, it's so hard to hold all of the attack dice...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:25:37
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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My orks are a horde army, and take aaaages to get them all painted...
I use a bucket for my dice though. I heartily recommend it for psychological and thumb strain reasons alike..
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 04:41:51
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Its ok bro *hug* i know that feel, i know that feel
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To many unpainted models to count. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 06:03:17
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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Hormagaunts tipping over when I so much as touch them, when the slot in a base is far too wide for the model/too narrow or short, Finecast bubbles, aseembling Zoanthropes, Zoanthropes breaking off their base, having to lie about making the skin blotchy deliberately to disguise the fact that I'm a terrible painter, when I'm so far behind on my painting that it's too intimidating to start painting again. when people playing armies like Grey Knight, Tau and Eldar get jump MCs with great saves, heaps of wounds and awesome weapons for less points than my slow, armour save only MCs with bad guns, then complain about them being overpriced.
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Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 06:09:46
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hallowed Canoness
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I play IG and I basically need three bags for all my armor and infantry and that`s straining, the rest of my armies are single bag at 2000 points
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 06:22:32
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hallowed Canoness
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I don't drive, so by the time I get my classic Necrons or my Sisters to a game, I need a minute to get feeling back in my shoulders and get past the 'arms about to fall off' stage.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 06:35:58
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Confessor Of Sins
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I can't fit everything into the car when I go play Apocalypse.
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Cratfworld Alaitoc (Gallery)
Order of the Red Mantle (Gallery)
Grand (little) Army of Chaos, now painting! (Blog) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 06:57:14
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Death-Dealing Devastator
UK
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I find it difficult to paint my 4 titans. Sigh :( !
Just kidding, ain't nobody got time for that!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 07:31:01
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I never roll enough 6's with my Tesla Immortals
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/28 07:31:25
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 07:40:20
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Rampaging Carnifex
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I have too many models. And too much food.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 07:58:20
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Wing Commander
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Carrying all my Armoured Company Leman Russes is quite the hassle. Carrying ten tanks to battle? I almost need a porter.
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Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 08:14:10
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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i roll too many 1s for my 2+ saves
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"Camouflage is the colour of fear... I have no need to hide from my foes... I have no fear of death.
My colours I wear openly, they proclaim louder than any words, "I am proud to live - I am proud to die!"
4000 Points of Farsight's Finest tau
8000 Points and counting Sons of Horus
2000 Points of Death Company Blood Angels |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 08:53:57
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Douglas Bader
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KalashnikovMarine wrote:I play IG and I basically need three bags for all my armor and infantry and that`s straining, the rest of my armies are single bag at 2000 points
This. I hate how hard it is to pack all my tanks and flyers for a 1000 point game.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 09:13:46
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Major
London
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GW prices - first world problem.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 09:15:06
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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I decided that my space marines were imperial fists, but after a few units realised that yellow is horrible to paint. i'm too stubborn to strip them and paint them more sensibly, that and i bought LOADS of yellow paint.
one of my most regular opponents plays emperors children, painted in nice pastel colours. the battles versus my IF's look like an explosion in a paint factory and hurt my eyes
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 09:45:50
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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I don't have the time to finish painting the dozens upon dozens of models I have to catch up on.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 11:59:29
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Raw SDF-1 Recruit
Durban-South Africa. Like schwow man!
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Super Ready wrote:I don't have the time to finish painting the dozens upon dozens of models I have to catch up on. 
For good reason, we all know what happens when we paint our last model...
My problem is my ADHD when it comes to painting. The amount of half painted stuff I got lying around is ridiculous.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 12:34:04
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Foxy Wildborne
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My display cabinet is too small for all my minis.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/28 12:34:10
The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 12:45:09
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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My Empire don't rank up all prettily
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6000 points
4000 points
Empire 5500 Points
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:19:06
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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my painted models die first, always.
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"Your friends can't save you now, they are hanging from the spires, just as you will be, should you fail."- kabal of the broken blade. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:23:50
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Mary. Before we go to the play at Ford Theater, I want you to see something. I just finished painting my last model from my Civil War Chess Piece set." Abe Lincoln. True story.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/28 17:29:42
DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:28:59
Subject: 40k first world problems
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World-Weary Pathfinder
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 This thread is fun
Dammit that's what I've been doing wrong! I only allow myself to play what I've painted so....
Also, I have so many paints they don't fit in their box any more.
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Ulthwé Eldar 2.5k points and growing! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:33:08
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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I never seem to win combat with Tau. I guess ill just have to stick to mass overwatch!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:34:35
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hungry Little Ripper
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My forgeworld malanthrope is so beautifully detailed that I'm afraid to paint it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:35:44
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Angron has too many bits and bobs to paint them all.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:42:19
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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There's no safe way to transport wraiths without all the whips snapping off andhmy beer budget is suffering due to the GW pricing tyranny
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 17:58:27
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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I'm afraid to walk or take the tram when carrying my miniatures around, so I always drive to the FLGS. Last month I forgot to pay the parking fee and got a 60€ fine.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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