40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ZergSmasher**

You get 30 squigs all running right at you.

I insert some poorly-painted Space Marine models.

**snurl**

You get unpainted space marine models. Try again.

I insert the last bottle of chestnut ink.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a walk-on roll in Morris Chestnut's next movie.

I insert a Balrog.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Demon Prince

I insert a hashtag

**snurl**

You get a pound sign.

I insert a low budget horror movie.

**gruebot**

You get a ticket to see Upgrade... In the dollar theatre... during regular work hours.

I insert Stem...

**BigWaaagh**

You get recruited by a headhunter.

I insert a Great Dane.

**snurl**

You get a big rawhide bone.

I insert a weed whacker.

**ChargerIIC**

You get the DARE program

I insert a loaded topic

**gruebot**

You get a subreddit.

I insert Roseanne Barr's twitter feed...

**BigWaaagh**

You get fired.

I insert a quarter.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Wreck-it Ralph.

I insert Fix-it Felix Jr.

**snurl**

You get Bob the Builder.

I insert broiled scallops.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a butter, lemon and capers sauce drizzled on it.

I insert a pointed stick.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a cooked rabbit

I insert homemade gunpowder

**gruebot**

You get to star in a viral fail video.

I insert my youtube password...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a lobotomy.

I insert a ticket to ride.

**snurl**

You get a beatle.

I insert ray-bans.

**gruebot**

You get Ray Charles.

I insert Charles, Prince of Wales...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Moby Dick, the white whale.

I insert Bananarama.

**snurl**

You get banana cream pie. Thrown at you by a clown.

I insert fresh asphalt.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a fish slap.

I insert a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.

**snurl**

You get an empty cellophane wrapper and some crumbs.

I insert my banhammer.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a case of Ban roll-on deodorant.

I insert my Father's Day gift from my son.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a slightly-chewed Tide Pod.

I insert a small magnet.

**snurl**

You get a refrigerator.

I insert a giant magnet.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a dowsing rod

I insert a liter of Purell

**gruebot**

You get alcohol poisoning.

I insert a cotton ball...

**ZergSmasher**

You get earplugs.

I insert an Imperial Knight's tilting plate.

**snurl**

You get a full upper and lower plate.

I insert a bottle opener.