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Palitine Il

First off this blog will have 2 owners/writers, me and my muse, a succubus that came in my bones ks package. As I was cleaning her up she started telling me how to paint her and wouldn't let up. She is um ... well ... NSFW. She hasn't told me her name or quit giving me orders. Who am I, a mortal male, to argue with a demon temptress of inspiration?
I will be using a normal font and She,
Shall be using italics.
and NPC comments wil be done as follows: (Id-ten-tea typing at a laptop)

On vit de show!

Decals are boring.
I know, but its $50, I'll do it.
(several decals later an F3F is getting closer to being done)
Spoiler:
what I am aiming to achieve (not my work) : http://www.scaleworkshop.com/workshop/f3f1bg_1.htm

Ok, good enough for today, now to finish cleaning up the bones.
Earlier you said you were going to paint the undead.
I will, once I finish what I was doing before you inturupted me Ms. Muse.
Get going.
Fine.
(2 seconds later)
holy ! I found my ferret!
Where?
Between the female gnome thief's legs.
(She)
That came out wrong.
the ferret in question.

(after putting the ferret away)
How'd you get out there?
Are you thinking of cheating on me with the ghoul queen?
What? no ... Wait what the ? your a plastic muse!
As long as your faithfull I'm fine.
Wha? ... Ima gunna go back to cleaning the bones.
Spoiler:
The trollop trying to horn in on my gig.

You seem to have kept a lot of the females.

It's just random chance that I keep pulling females, I'm not planing it that way!
Are you shure?
I put all but one Klockenbooty in the give away pile along with the strumpets!
Actually you kept the strumpet, you gave away the gratuitously posed/dressed ones.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
True, but you did keep that cleric.
...
...
... You have me there.
Spoiler:
The guilty pleasure. If you keep the ... "frisky" male cop how can you pass up the naughty cleric?
Easy, put them both in the give away pile. That cop is a meh sculpt at best.
Yes, but the idea is Fun!

(a while later)
There I'm going to start on the undead. Happy?
No. Get to work.
SHLAHVE DRHIVHER!

(Some work and an interruption by my friend for a run to the FLGS and a game of Warmachine later.)

Ok that will have to do for tonight.
I suppose you do need to sleep.
What I had hoped to paint today. ... I failed.
Yes, yes you did.

(Final Thoughts: )

Standing atop my Minions. In theory NSFW but the resolution is so bad you can't see anything.
You really are a succubus aren't you?
Is this a problem?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BADGER!!!

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Palitine Il

I need a real overlord point, a bottle of decal seting solution doesn't realy cut it.
Maybe after Musecon

(extended play)
Spoiler:
Why so long?
Think about it.
Oh, yeah, vamp + addons
And my Orks and other minis.
And the Khador you're drooling over.
I AM NOT DROOLING! I am however impatient and wish I could afford them now.
You COULD sell some minis.
NEVER!

Blog now?
Blog now.

The plan today 5 zombies, a flesh golem, and a ghoul, all done in a simple way and a wraith king.
How "simple"?
95% of colors basecoat and a wash or drybrush.
Onwards ignoble servant!
I'm going to do a tutorial.
Why?
Because I can and I'm the head of logistics for Musecon!
Fine.

All paints are from Reaper / Hobby Q, there exactly the same Reaper just made themselves a division of their renamed company.
Why did they have to switch their company name to something friendly and make Reaper, the skull logo and their mascot Sophie the Succubus a division?

Liberally apply Moldy Skin 9149


Apply a fairly dark brown ink wash. zombie front and center was done with more care and a thinner wash. If you take care the skin can stop here and look good.


Drybrush with Moldy Flesh. I find this easier than being careful with the wash YMMV.


Wash open wounds with Clotted Red 9134, base coat details.
Hair: Stone Grey 9086
Clothing: Harvest Brown 9200
Belts: Chestnut Gold 9073


Give the details depth with washes or drybrushing, personally I drybrushed.
Hair: Weathered Stone 9087
Clothing: orange Brown 9201
Belts: Amber Gold 9032
Realize you forgot something and fix it.
Belt buckle: Honed Steel 9053 / THE BESTEST SILVAR EVA!

Can I verbaly abuse you now?
Can I stop you?
No, you're a time wasting idiot.
Why?
Its 3 PM and you haven't started my wraith lord.
DOH!

(A short while later)
I hate red.
No you don't.
Yes I do!
No, you hate painting it.
Same dif!
No you like red as a color otherwise you wouldn't have panted my skeleton's shields red.
:( MEEP :(
the culprit

the shambling horde grows MWAHAHA
YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Ok, bye now!

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Portugal

Hum, nice end result with a quick technique. How long did it take you to paint all those zombies? They look very good (I would add a a green shade tho, just because I like me some rotten zombies )

The armored skeleton looks very cool. Red is always great to add that "Yeah, I am awesome!" flavor.

Btw, when can we see your mistress?

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Palitine Il

I AM NOT HIS "MISTRESS"

Please don't kill him, he was only joking!

@TheDraconicLord
1) I'm not sure, but if I needed them ASAP I could probably get them done in an hour and a half.
1.2) The color on my pics is off they are fairly close to this:
2) Thanks, he's only a WIP in the pic you can clearly see him in.
2.2) True but I find large areas of red annoying, orange hard, yellow impossible, and white the painting equivalent of sending a baby to slay an ancient necro-dragon with endless hordes of undead trolls.
3) I'll post a spoilered pic of my muse later today along with her story.

Her sculpt NSFW :
Spoiler:
http://www.reapermini.com/Miniatures/succubus/latest/03084 this is the metal version and She is in bones plastic but it gives you the idea.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
This post will be the known history of my Muse
Get on with it this is going to be awesome!
Fine I’ll post it, may Cthulhu have mercy on my soul.

Short version: Monday, July 8th, Bones arrive.
Tuesday, July 9th, began preparing bones, She demands I paint her and embarrass myself, I talk her into letting me off with a sustained blog and a one off embarrassment in the articles. The first draft of the Succubus’ Story is written.
Wendsday, July 10th, Blog is begun.
Tursday, July 11th, first post finally launches as a potential land-mine.
Friday, July 12th, TheDraconicLord sets off the land-mine, the article is canceled and is launched as this post.


When she first suggested I share with Dakka I tried to ignore her in hopes the idea would sink to the depths of my mind.


She didn’t let that happen.
Spoiler:
the Succubus’ Story

Oh yes, the succubus. meh, whatever.
(several minutes of cleaning later)
your going to paint me.
Wha? who sai... wait did I just have an art moment?
Yes, I have tan skin with just a hint of moldy skin green and spiraling teal tattoos.
Ok, can I finish cleaning up these Bones?
No, you wont remember, you will start now.
lemmie just pack them up.
Ok

(A while later,)
Now the tattoos, smooth flowing curved lines, just don’t ... touch ... my ... you know.
Um, Yeah.
Yes, this will be interesting...

(An embarrassed bit later)
You forgot my lips and
Oh yourrightI’lldothemnownoneedtoworryOhGodthisisembareaseingWaitwhyamI My pink bits?
Right

(a minute later)
So your hair what colo Chestnut, highlighted with rust
Hooves claws etcetera?
Your standard bone should suffice

(the time it takes to paint a succubus’ braided hair whip later)
What are you doing?
Painting your right hoof. Why?
the dark bone
What the was I thinking?
perhaps you were distracted by my
NO

(the bone colored bits later)
There, Done. And quite good If I do say so myself
You know, you may be right.
Really?
Probably not
“inclined plane wrapped around an axle” you.

(a dinner break later)
You forgot my bling
oops, sorry, I’ll fix that
While your at it paint my base
What color?
I give you cart-blanche with it
You really aren't going to tell me?
Yes, Why do you ask?
Well you've told me how to paint you so far and
Darker
Yeah your right, otherwise it will blend in with your hooves. As I was saying before you interrupted, thanks BTW, a mortal male just doesn’t argue with a female from hell.
You know I think this is the first time I’ve had an art moment.
What’s an art moment?
When you see or hear something that can not communicate and it seems to tell you to do something that is considered art. Like how the one Cheshire Moon song that was the result of the river calling them out on a nice day to give them a song.
you should post a pic of me in the reaper ks thread on dakka.
WHAT? I’M A 19 YEAR OLD MALE! the internet does not need more ammo supporting our bad reputation.
fine. ... You should still tell dakka.
fine I’ll write it up in the morning
No write the draft now.
but it’s time for bed!
now.
ok.

(most of the way through writing this, about the start of the base)
it!, You used me!
Your funny when your dense.
Don't change the subject!
Finish up, your going loopy
fine
night.

(part way through editing the bit about the base to include the art moment soliloquy)
your still up.
ITS YOUR FAULT!

(After getting ready for bed)
You’re writing on paper now.
Look, do you want me to do a good job on this or not?
Right now I want you to go to bed
DHEEM YHOU!
Bed, now

Fin.


Her Pic:
Spoiler:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/516201-Nsfw%2C%20My%20Muse.html
I'll post a better pic next time I get huge color-balanced pics.




Automatically Appended Next Post:
And now our regularly scheduled update!

Those thieves! look at this!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/538944.page
(reads first post)
Ok, the ? Another blog with a monsterous female mini troubleing its owner started the same day as this one.
EXACTLY! they stole our thing!
Only theirs actually launched on the tenth, not 1 in the morning on the 11th.
This is why your last post should have been the first! Then we could sue them for copying us and buy those dang Iron Fang Pikemen!
(reads some more)
Hissy reminds me a lot of you.
WHAT?!?!
Did the muses decide miniature gamers needed some inspiration that is best applied via pushy female monsters?
How dare you compare that ... that ... thief to ME!
1, quit calling them thieves. Its nit nice and this is an ancient literary device. 2, HaHa! I'm right aren't I? Hissy is a muse!
blog now.
I'M RIGHT! MWAHAHA!
Meep. I'm going to go sulk now.
Stupid thieves stealing my lines and ideas

...
I'm sorry, I should know better than to compare an immortal to anyone. Want to lord over my crunchy vermin as I paint them?
Aren't you supposed to paint my crunchy undead today?
I need to do housework today and the mummies require more attention than I can give them today.
I guess that's ok, but you must paint the giant and swarm crunchy vermin as punishment for cruelty to musekind.
That's fair.
So how are we going to paint them?
Um ... You ... nevermind. I was thinking like my cave vermin.

One of the giant spiders needs a clotted red hour glass on her butt!
Ok, I guess? ... They're not really black widow shaped.
So make her a Khador black widow dummy.
That might actually work.
YAY!

Want to tell evreyone what the my Khador black is?
MWAHAHA
Oh god, what have I done?
Today I reveal the mortals secret to Khador black!
It's not really a secret...
SILENCE! I'm monologing!
yes mam
SILENCE! Khador black is 3 reaper paints, a base coat of faded black 9657, then a drybrush of Breonne blue 9055, and finally a light drybrush of Templar blue 9056!

(some time later)
Want a horde shot?
Yes!


And a finished shot of Dwarflinger, Undead flinger of dwarves!

Becouse TheDraconicLord liked his WIP shot I thought I should post the (hopefully) better finished pic.

G'night evreybody!

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US

She totally is his mistress just think of it in terms of her owning his MIND!!!!

Definition nsfw or something
Spoiler:

The relationship is structured in terms of slavery, because of the association of the term with ownership of the slave and the rights of a master to their body, as property or chattel. The dominant is often called Master if male, or Mistress if female.


But best of luck on your project. Oh by the way what is your name, young muse controlling my friend? Would love to know <3

Also everything so far looking good.


....when do I get my trollups painted?
They are for me after all so she doesn't have to worry...


P.S. I bet her name is eve you should totally ask

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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Portugal

I did find interesting that coincidence of two blogs with a mistress on the same day. Ah, fantastic

And yes, that skeleton is really cool looking. A good final boss for a D&D dungeon, that's what he should be

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US

 TheDraconicLord wrote:
I did find interesting that coincidence of two blogs with a mistress on the same day. Ah, fantastic

And yes, that skeleton is really cool looking. A good final boss for a D&D dungeon, that's what he should be


I don't believe in coincidence

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
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Palitine Il

@Marm
A)No, just no.
1)I don't own his mind. ... I just “inclined plane wrapped around an axle” with it.

2)With you in the area luck doesn't exist

C)I'm not telling. Lilith might be acceptable but Eve is right out.

D) Troll-ups? Are those like diapers for trolls?
*Snicker*

Are trollops going to be a thing in this thread?
Probably.

@TheDraconicLord
In a single dungeon yes, overall not so much, Kally or 'thulhu are better final bosses.

@co-winky-dinks
Coincidence is a lie! You are all ruled by the Great Migratory Coconut, The Lesser Naughty Frog, and the Killer Piggy of France!
MWAHAHA!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

ON WIT DA SHOW!

(Sunday, July 14th: )
Where are you going?
Museum.
Are my Crunches painted?
... No?
Have the green, skins been painted green?
Noooo...
You didn't blog yesterday, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GOOF OFF?!?!
1) You were quiet yesterday and B) the mummies are aaallllmost done.
A) DOH! and 2) NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
Too late now.

(Quite awhile later.)
So did you do anything today?
Got reference material?
How so?
Iatmul men's house as terrain. Interesting loot for in RPGs. I really like the idea of staurolite.

(link to album: https://picasaweb.google.com/116089660917984828887/July152013#)
Stau-Whata now?
Interestingly shaped rock.
Ok. ... Well to day wasn't a waste.
As long as I get more raw materials.

(Today: )
2 days, two productive days and no blog?
Oh Great Muse plea-hea-hease don't kill me!
If I kill you who will paint my minions?
Oh ... OH so I can No.
But you no.
Ok.
Are my crunchies done?
Crunchies are done and NOVA Corp. started.

(Lousy pic) (I know.)
I thought green, skins were next?
The NOVA jumped.
But work is getting done?
Yes, but Marm wants me to start on his trollops.
Has he decided on colors?
Not really, the 100 eyed hussy is to be pink with purple polka-dots.
He wont want PGorefart back?
He chose the colors.
Well then there the next on the block.
I can please haz purr-mishun to works on F3F, Marms Trollops, and NOVAz?
You speak like that again and I'll kill you.
Yes Mam.
(Marm inturupts)
Is he stealing our post?
I think so.
For this Kalladrax causes permanent automatic insanity.
What the will Cthulhu do?
Automatic insanity induced fatal aneurysm.
You're cruel.
Thank You!

Tomorrows Victims
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TRILOBITE!

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US

I only have one thing to say to this....
Spoiler:




cant wait to see more

@Chaotic
So whats the plan for the trollops?
Don't forget it was specifically pink with purple polka dots and ONE plaid eye. Don't go and forget that part of the plan
I eagerly await your masterpiece.

@succubus/Lilith/unnamed
You really should figure out your name >__> kinda weird with you not having a name.
Give us poor mortals a name to call you by please.

...
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...
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#28an interesting choice, >,,> but why?

Also CABOOM!!!!


more landmines please <3

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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Palitine Il

Quick question: are the images displaying fine? I recently switched from Dakka's gallery to Picasa and I'm not sure it how they appear on a computer I'm not logged into in any way.

No blog yesterday.
A flood of green basecoating is rather boring.
True.
I will never do another scale model aircraft again for less than $75.
That's nice, blog today?
Well I got some more decals on. Evil, nasty, stinking, fine scale decals. I hates thems I does.
Get to work on the Marmite Trollops.
Marmite? You're evil in the best ways.
I am aren't I?
TU VAR!
Tu=to var=war=painting

(About 5 minutes later)
MY EYES! MY EYES!
EGAD! It's hideous!


That can't be right! He doesn't really want that color does he?
Yes, I believe he does.



(The "Cute" one. )
Alright Marmaduke, is this ok?
It can't be right, that pink! BLEAH! Only a Barbie could wear such a vile color!
And the color isn't really off. EEK!

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 ChaoticMind wrote:
Quick question: are the images displaying fine? I recently switched from Dakka's gallery to Picasa and I'm not sure it how they appear on a computer I'm not logged into in any way.

(About 5 minutes later)
MY EYES! MY EYES!
EGAD! It's hideous!


That can't be right! He doesn't really want that color does he?
Yes, I believe he does.



(The "Cute" one. )
Alright Marmaduke, is this ok?
It can't be right, that pink! BLEAH! Only a Barbie could wear such a vile color!
And the color isn't really off. EEK!



It...it.... IS BEAUTIFUL <3

love it cant wait to see more :-D

@chaotic
Your pictures are coming out fine so far. no problems on this end. keep up the good work.

@lilith/succubus/slavedriver
What happened you let him get away with not blogging? ;-) gotta keep the whip cracking or he well.... whip.....
not his mistress...

anyway good job on getting him blogging keep up the good work i gonna go over here andshe is totally his mistress ;-)

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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Palitine Il

Are you changing your plans again?
Yes
Why?
I'm going back to an older plan.
Right get to work.

(After some painting)
RED BARBARIAN NEEDS FOOD BADLY!
Red barbar can kiss my butt.
That was a hint.
I know, I just don't really like this kind of barbar.

RED BARBARIAN HAS GAINED A PAINT!
You're not the announcer from Gauntlet.
But its fun!
FORVARD!

VOMIT COMET THE MARMITE TROLLOP HAS EATEN THE BARBARS!
Are you mocking me?
YES!

@Marm
What?..how?...Words?...Do?...Science?
Hyha, vhot isht hyou zayink?

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US

 ChaoticMind wrote:

@Marm
What?..how?...Words?...Do?...Science?
Hyha, vhot isht hyou zayink?


Well words and science are generally how you talk. So you know use them so I can make sence of that comment

Thank you :-)

And it's so Pretty

I love him he is so cute. And glad to see that you are feeding him :-)

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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Palitine Il

Hello?
...
Anyone there?
...
Muse?
...

...
Ok, I guess I'll just drop this here.

Vomit Comet the Marmite Trollop, Tallbutt of the short and tall mercenaries, an alchemist Purcivel Plumpkin the Purple, cleave,I mean, naughty cleric Kazandra, and Shortpants of the short and tall mercenaries
Tis a good shot of her cleavage though. And yes it really is Shortpants and Tallbutt
YAY! Your back!
Night all.

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US

I WANTS MY TROLLOP <3

Cant wait to see more of your work. still got some ...things... to do for me.

Looks great as always

Vomit Comet the Marmite Trollop
out <3

Chaos is begin to grow
don't click this link...
F.A.T.A.L enough said
IJW wrote:Plus, as has been pointed out, it goes BOOM! and is therefore clearly superior anyway.
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

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Palitine Il

Oh god, what's happening? No. NO. NO! NOT MORE LOGISTICS! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!
(*THWACK* *SMASH* *CRASH* *Clink* *ting*)

'scuse me, I had to shut him up. He'll be good in, oh a week or three.
Musecon has officially caused irreparable damage to productivity. in the meantime have this.


(Monday, T minus 3 days)

You haven't blogged in a while.
I know.
You're in trouble.
I know.
You'll have to be punished.
Please, no.
What should it be?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

(Kit Baxter Voice) You shut up now. (/Kit Baxter Voice)
Yes mam.
I know! Fluff! You must post fluff for the campaign you're planing, and any NPCs you post pictures of in this blog.
Can it wait until after Musecon?
Only if you post Teh Ink-Red-Able Bulk's fluff, explain who Kit Baxter is, and finish that ing F3F tomorrow. Or so help me I WILL remove your left AHEM via your right eye and Bob Ross' bin 'fro!
IF I DON'T FINISH THAT F3F TOMORROW I'LL PROBABLY IMPALE MYSELF ON PURE JELLO!!!



Und nao zee fluff: RAAAGH! BULK CRASH! RAAAGH! PUNY 'UMIES GO SPLAT!

Kit Baxter is the bestest super hero EVER. She is the (epic voice) RED PANDA'S (/epic voice) side kick the Flying Squirrel! LINKY!
Go check it out now, its free, all you'll lose is two or three days of suck in exchange for AWESOME! GO! NOW! LISTEN! LOSE 2-3 DAYS!

(Tuesday, T minus 2 days)
YAAAY! The F3F wont be learning to fly via fancy eye-tal-e-an candles.
Fancy eye-tal-e-an candles?
Dee-na-mee-tay!
That's good, why don't you go relax now?
Hyo khay! EEE HEE HEE!
Hoo boy. We have got a problem.

(10 Seconds ago)
OOH OOH I KNOW I'LL PREPARE BLOGGING OF MUSECON WHILE I'M THERE!
EEE HEE HEE!
*TWACK!*

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Portugal

When your muse is more rational than you, something very wrong is happening

Ok, I need to know, where is that "Hulk"-like miniature from? Reaper as well?

Nice shiny muscles btw

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Palitine Il

Yeah.. young con + department head + student + son of another department head + son of vice chair + close family friend of another department head + 2 weeks of "vacation" pre-con = 1 very drained bammage.

Yes, Teh Ink-Red-Able Bulk is from my Reaper Bones Vampire level. The original sculpt is a bald clay golem that i added hair to and they sell a lab mutant that is a simple conversion of it that has a mohawk.
Bone ___metal___lab mutant

He's a little washed out, I'll try to get better pics eventually.

Back to work! *THWACK*

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I aint ded yet! an jes ta pruv et taday is guna bee lupy in da start an clean up ina sekund haf.

St. Louis blog (pure liquid energey) recipe:

12 oz lemonade concentrate
12 oz limeade concentrate
12 oz orange juice concentrate
6 oz grenadine
4 liters ginger-ale (apparently Vernors is not the best choice)

Minneapolis blog recipe:

1 batch St. Louis style
alcohol

(T minus 0? (edit: friday, T minus -1))
(post concert note: all ideas are for sculpting, yes I’m Nething Futs (swapimificate the N and F and replace the first word with its common cuss))
Pop siren
Possible
Kindest demon
Ooh, I like
Fairy with big hair slightly pissed everyone ignores her
Not yet
ok
(a short time later)
28 mm serenity and crew
NO
Just the crew including River Tam, her brother the doc, and Shepard Book.
After the fairy
for the fairy have her yelling at 2-3 “EPIC HERO” humans
(Later)
a fairy freely dancing with a ... “provocative” smile
are you trying to replace me?
NO! Jen Midkiff just happens to sing about wicked girls and they are inspiring to me
Hrnm
She’s covering a song about Jesica Rabbit and is proud that she corrupted one of her students into covering it also
I like her!
She’s also just about the nicest harpist you could meet that happens to cover ... “fun” songs.
OK! whatever!
Set, Order of the Phoneix. “reborn” templars, initiates are old warriors, Leaders are venerable old men.
you need waaay more practice
As an idea though?
People who actually pay attention to this nut, do your duty. Yea or Nea as an idea
(T minus -1? (edit: Nope Saturday, T minus -2))
SELKIE! make that a plural!
Wha?
Seal skin shape-shifters who are as constant as the sea.
So, Humamans
NO! SELKIES!
Fine! Selkies
Seanan’s selkie song and sooj’s selkie/Satyr stuff.
Right, whatevar!
PHILISTINE!!! also a subtle murder of crows, calm birds and small corpse bits.
Hrnm...
menacing because the don’t need to show off in order to inspire fear, they are death.
I like!
I Figured you’d like Seanan
I do.
Michigan inspired song!
Any ideas?
no :(
(A song later)
Seanan likes crows doesn’t she?
at a guess, yes. Red fox girl.
You mean Furry?
“inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder” you. Is Kitsune an appropriate term?
Use thine googlepidea-fu!
When I get inkernet ‘gain
Yo Kay
(Edit) Yes, it is.
One selkie must be named Eskol! (pronounce: esh-khol)
Fine
10 years, black ship crew
Pirates?
No, sad souls abandoned by their love.
That’d be different.
I know.
...
NEW WHA?!?! Notation? for music.
What WHATA?!?! They’re nuts!
Just to perform one song live.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............
Wait, did a mortal just break a you?
NO! ... no.
Riiiight.

...
Any new ideas?
Need to googlepidea-fu Francis Healy.
Wait ... Incryptid circus girl? (Edit: Eventually the same name, don't remember song so I can't say for sure she is the subject )
Hrnm?
Seanan being awesome again.
Ah.
WICKED GIRLS! F YEAH!
Explain
Out What? Out. Now. But Now!for NOW! readers!
GRAH! HOW DO ASPLAIN AWESOME WITH AWESOME SAUCE AND SIDE OF AWESOME AND ALL OF IT TOPPED WITH A SPRINKLE OF AWESOME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Try.
... NO!
WOO! MY STORY IS NOT DONE!

Ex NO!
F N GHOSTBUSTERS! AW-YEAH!
You’re strange

(3? day post con edit)
Sorry, I got dangerously loopy Saturday night.

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The second half, no longer unfinished but still late:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz done! Izdoneizdoneizdone!
AH HA HA HA HA!
YAY! No more F3F!


The Killer of Sanity! (claws )
Is dead!
And now onto happier products.


First, a loverly ent-thing and sprout.


Lookit dere butts!
Spoiler:


How about we just get a portrait instead. ...


MOBILE FORCE KOBOLD ATTACK! MOVE OUT!





And finally! drum roll please. XERXES!



(British twit granny voice) Oh, what a looveley shade of vomit green.(/British twit granny voice)
Ahem. FLUFF!


public dossier: Andwain, Xerxes, Lord


(Realy? Yes, now shadup! Fine. )

family name:Andwain
primary noble title: 13th in line to the Andwain lordship.
Physical description: Tall, well built, blond hair, olive tan skin, striking blue eyes.
Distinguishing mannerisms: usually quiet, forceful speaker when giving orders. Unnerving tendency to remain almost motionless when at rest. Rarely volunteers information but shares when asked.
Other features of note: None
History: Haveing been born the 13th son Xerxes was destined for obscurity. Being so far from having a chance at ever leading his families fortunes Xerxes knew his only options were limited: To be a minor bargaining chip marry off to increase his family's power or to break his ties with the Andwain's. Xerxes chose the later but in a clever manner, he promised truthfully to leave his title behind him if his family would help finance a single business venture for 2 years.
REDACTED AT G*BZZT* SUBJECTS REQUEST

As of most recent data all content above is correct.


More will be added but I don't want Marmaduke to find out to much about Xerxes before he meets him in the pathfinder campaign I'm planing.


That's all folks!
And remember to tune in again some time between tomorrow and the heat death of the universe!
For more brain vomit!

I think the F3F caused permanent brain damage. Oh yeah.

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Have we recovered yet?
No, but painting has resumed.
what's been going on.
A commission! can't say more, I was required to keep it quiet.
Why?
It's a present for someone, however I can post pics eventually.
Anything else?
Yes, "Mangler" heavy warrior.


Dossier?
Slight problem there.
Why?
He's quiet and always wears his armor. Good at smashing things with his hammer though.
Ah.
Twilla of the Burning Sea and The Doll


Let me guess, no dossier again.
Lies! Lies and Slander!
Spill

public dossier: Twilla, Cleric

family name: none
primary clerical title: Priesties of the Burning Sea.
Physical description: average height for a gnome, yellow hair, pale skin, orange eyes
Distinguishing mannerisms: Gregarious, helpful, plays with her power, interested in destruction
Other features of note: None
History: Although the Church of the Burning Sea has a fondness for "offensive" religious conversion Twilla sticks out as being "overzealous". Her superiors orders her to go crusading. Twilla met Xerxes shortly after being released and immediately decided that they would work well together.

As of most recent data all content above is correct.


public dossier: Doll, The

family name:none
primary title: The
Physical description: rather short and brown
Distinguishing mannerisms: meanders allover, caries a knife everywhere
Other features of note: highly disturbing
History: Unknown, Travels with Xerxes' crew.

As of most recent data all content above is correct.


Hopefully I can get Kazandra and the barbarian's dossiers tomorrow

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Rise, rise from your eternal slumber. RISE!
We haven't been gone that long.
QUIET! its the jene se que of the thing!
Do you know what that means?
NOT REALY!

PICTURE TIME!
Works for me.
I painterated skin!
Good for you, now give.


The Varissians and dwarf in the crew. Reaper paints: Golden Shadow, Flesh Shade Ink wash, Golden Skin drybrush.
Who is that in the back left?
Erm... The Ships "Warrior"? (NSFW)
http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/550781-Nsfw%2C%20Ship%27s%20%26quot%3BWarrior%26quot%3B.html
Are those her?
Yes, that's why she is NSFW.
Why?
Look she's hanging so far out that window it looked wrong without them! I DEMAND THAT WE CONTINUE!


Elvises! or maybe Elves I dunnow. But more importantly Boarding Fairy! Reaper Fair Shadow with thin Flesh Shade Ink wash.
Wait, are you repainting that archer and Fairy?
Kind of, I had 2 of that archer and my old Fairy is metal and the new one is bonesium.
Continue.
I canna believe I can say this wi'out bein' racist: The Redskins


Really?
They are red-skined mostly humans. Reaper Fair Shadow, Daler Rowney Crimson acrylic artist ink as a thick wash.
*sigh* Next.


Mwangi crew and Gnome Corsair. Reaper Dark Skin, Daler Rowney Payne's Grey acrylic artist ink as an extra thin wash.
The gnome looks like a child.
I know, I am going to give her a wild hair color.
What?
I was thinking lime green but that probably won't work with her skin.
I play the HELP! card
HELP! I need an outrageous Hair color for my Gnome Corsair!

Bye For Now!
Goombye.

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I'm diggin' these minis, keep up the good work!

Also, putting a NSFW picture in a spoiler still loads the image, so even if someone at work doesn't un-spoil it, they can still get in trouble. I'd link it rather than spoil it.

Go forth and amplify, here come the NOISE MARINES!
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Thanks, It's always nice to have the merciless internet agree that I'm not just making a mess of minis.

I did not know that spoilered content could cause trouble, I'll change the relevant posts.

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Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' Red Rabbit Rum!
Can I have Green Goblin Grog?
Compromise, Amber Aboleth Ale?
Ok, Now why are we posting?
Painting update!


The Swishbuckler. A piratical scallywag with style, skill, and charm cranked past 11.
Wait, she's an over the top swashbuckler?
EXACTLY! and now the WIPs.


Thats all we have time for now, Evil harpy is demanding my help.
Ye be'er pain' la'er or yer walkin the plank!

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Ye dea'no' paint yesterday ye bilge rat!
Sorry, yesterday by the time I was done with being used as cheap labor my brain was te' ragin' bole-wevil in cranberry sauce city.
Wot woter wot wotums?
Exactly, but I got some done today.


Barnaby Broken Hold, Pirate Lord.
Any thing else laddy?


More done on this manyack
I suppose it'll do. 8 o'clock an' all's well!
G'night ye scallywags!

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War' be me tithe fer taday?
You're realy getting into these guys aren't you?
Aye tha' be true. Nao war' be me tithe?!?!
I present Grime Cleaver, ship's pirate / cook / doctor.


We demand more ye yeasty codpiece!
Then take this swab and chest o' gold an' jewels.


Hmm, I suppose thatl do fer now. But if ye 'avn't gotten me full crew by Thanksgivin' it'll be the kraken fer ye!
Aye aye mam! Thre'll naer be a chance of givin me The Black Spot!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Up an' at'em Lass! Got more crew fer yer ship!
Wait, what?
First off yer 'ellish rogue!


Shiny.
An' work on tha' gnome corsair.


Definitely not lime green.
Definitley.
Play it again.
Ayup,

HELP! what unnatural color for my Gnome's hair?

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Well derp.
Wots wrong ye sissy landlubber?
She 'as de lime 'air.
Nay, ye di'no do tha' did ye?


Oh, oh god.
It's not too bad.
Could be worse.
The only suggestion I got was pink.
Oh h no!
Ayup, But now half yer bloody crew is done.


More than half.
Umm, no.
Wa hapen?
I Kind of added a viking wacko.
Amiri?
No.
Not
Ayup, Stupidface HackStabson


Shoot me now.
Nope, I may be able to conjure up a "rock falls, everyone (stupid) dies." DC 2 Will save negates.
In the middle of an ocean?!?!
Yeah, that's why its a DC 2 save, Berserk moron dies everyone else goes WTF?
Ok, that works!
G'night!

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Blargh!
What?
I don't wana paint.
Do I have to light your hair on fire?
Meh, I do have until thanksgiving to finish 5 minis.
5? I thought you had 7 left.
Finished these 2 a couple days ago, just slow getting it updated.



Beware the vicious boarding fairy! She'll tie a rope to your ship and stab yer eye out!
Oh, yeah, and Magic H*!! Pimp! Because why not!

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Quick Update:
Yesterday spent $25 on a troll sized minotaur, 2 spider centaurs, and a kick A Demon
Aren't you trying to save up for Boomhowler & Co.?
Shaddup
Today: lost power in the house as I started to layout this on paper


About 55? mm, larger than 50 smaller than 60. Based on Palladium Fantasy's Greater Summoning Circle.
Demonic.
I figured you'd like it.

Next an overview of what got done today


Awfully boring pit fiend.
Hey, this is for gaming! Metal Rauthuros is my giant demonic pride!
Good thing you said giant. Now war's me squid suckin' buccaneers?


'Ere's yer fn CiP's fer teday!
CiP's?
Crew in Progress.
Go to bed already.
Night all!

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