A 3-word Story

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**BigWaaagh**

nicknamed 'Trumpy', that

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never returns texts.

**gruebot**

Stormy Daniels likes

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video game plumbers

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, mushroom soup and

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free gold coins.

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Jim Carrey and

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the Wayans brothers

**Lupus Mortem**

perform Satanic rituals

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every other tuesday

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by sacrificing live

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veteran Warmachine players

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to the plastic

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mold making machine

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that only makes

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inferior Warmachine miniatures

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for the masses.

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Speaking of which,

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little plastic robots

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might just be

**pix3lboy**

harvesting our organs

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while we sleep

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behind the old

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van down by

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the west side.

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Han Solo and

**pix3lboy**

three large otters

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just didn't know

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how to build

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a good treehouse