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2018/06/19 17:20:19
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get an AT-43
I insert my children's hopes and dreams
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/19 19:10:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get cotton candy.
I insert Killer Clowns from outer Space...
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2018/06/20 05:24:49
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a paper boat and a red balloon.
I insert a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts.
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2018/06/20 12:14:40
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a red solo cup filled with ork bitz.
I insert a loaf of bread.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/20 15:03:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get bread crumbs.
I insert Cheez Whiz...
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2018/06/20 18:33:09
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get industrial byproducts
I insert a GMO tomato
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/21 12:41:59
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get ketchup packets.
I insert roman candles.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/21 21:13:54
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get thrown in a Roman bath.
I insert Michael Myers.
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2018/06/22 05:15:16
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Austin Powers (Oh behave!)
I insert James Bond.
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2018/06/22 12:34:48
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Bail Bondsman.
I insert Chewbacca.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/22 14:47:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a Date of Euthanasia form from the new Hoth Animal Shelter
I insert the new animal sidekick hotness, a Porg!
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/22 20:07:13
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Porg Ka-Bob. Yummers!
I insert the cuteness...
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2018/06/23 01:13:07
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get the Pokemon Eevee.
I insert a Pokedex.
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2018/06/23 04:20:05
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get poked by a serial killer named Dexter.
I insert two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.
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2018/06/23 14:04:47
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get fries with that.
I insert a Wal Mart shopping cart.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/24 12:02:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a Costco membership.
I insert a group of Howler Monkeys.
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2018/06/25 10:36:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos.
I insert an M3 Stuart.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/25 14:48:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a Russian bill of sale
I insert a pair of BAO tickets
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/25 15:49:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a net list.
I insert Signals from the Frontline...
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2018/06/25 22:03:15
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get the Bat Signal.
I insert Mr. Incredible.
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2018/06/26 02:18:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get The Incredible Mr. Limpet.
I insert a tuna casserole.
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2018/06/26 13:06:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You also get the Incredible Mr. Limpet.
I insert the Black Pearl.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/26 16:05:01
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get an oyster.
I insert clam shells...
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2018/06/26 17:18:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get the recipe for homemade seafood stock.
I insert the Taj Mahal.
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2018/06/27 13:23:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an empty casino.
I insert the whole boardwalk.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/27 14:40:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a bunch of angry tourists
I insert a pound of flesh
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/27 15:14:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Mc Gang Bang.
I insert Frylock...
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2018/06/28 03:52:53
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get Shylock, looking for his pound of flesh McGangBang.
I insert Tainted Love.
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2018/06/28 15:03:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a copy of Love Taint
I insert the Gibbering Hordes
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/28 15:06:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a soft cell.
I insert the 80's...
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