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Today, we had a 2 v 2 1500 each army match.
Game type: Relic
Night Fighting: No.

So, first you get a fun story. The two players me and my coworker are playing against are ex-highschool peers of mine. I was a little nerdy guy back then and I used to get beat up by both of these guys....they don't remember me....but I remember them. So, today, I planned some sweet adult revenge by running the most cheese possible.

Hey, it's part of the rules and I play to win.
I am CSM and my teammate is Nids. I told him we've got enough troops options from his guys that I won't run but 2 squads of 10 cultists each. We were playing against the new Eldar and some vanilla space marines (note, these two guys we played were 11 matches undefeated 2v2). The space marines had a crazy flying circus and the eldar had its bawss monsterous creature guys (those things are butt, Ymgaryl demolished them).

Tyranids
Flying Hive Tyrant with those 4 guns
Two tervigons
Doom w/ spore
3 Zoanthropes w/ spore
20x devilgaunts w/ spore
9001x crapgaunts being pooped
8x ymgaryl
10x gargoyles

CSM
2 Daemon Prince both Nurgle one with brand of skalathrax other with black mace
2x heldrakes
5x havocs 4 flakk missile launcher
5x havocs 4 flakk missile launcher
5x havocs 4 flakk missile launcher
10x cultists
10x cultists

Did I go overboard on the cheese? I tabled the vanilla space marines turn one. He had nothing on the field due to reserves and poor placement for cover (wut a nub). They were bummed cuz they assumed it was a friendly match...needless to say, we wanted the crown. The eldar shot like a boss on the other side and hit the nids...pretty hard, but the nids don't give 2 fracks. Turn 2, the space marines do anything because they were nuked. Both heldrakes come in out of reserves and proceed to vector strike the two eldar tanks and successfully destroy both and one flamered a 10 man squad of rangers killing them all, the other flamed 3 bikes and killed them all. My havocs focused everything on that mean MC with 6 wounds and T8 and eventually slaughtered him. One daemon princes burning branded the warlord and gave a wound then assaulted and demolished him. The other daemon prince attacked the group of jumpy guys (those guys are crazy) and murdered them all with the black mace. My cultists moved closer to the bikers, were able to shoot their pistols, killed one then charged. The bikers missed all of the shots and died in CC.

tl;dr We tabled my old bullies on turn two, they didn't get a turn two.