A 3-word Story

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miniature sculptor named

**Lupus Mortem**

visionary, Stan Lee

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.
Stan quickly decided

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to create a

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whole damn universe

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without a net

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, harpoon, bait and

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a bigger boat.

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But the best

**Lupus Mortem**

death metal polka

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is actually an

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homage to Liberace

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disguised as the

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Bowsette wearing a

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set of bagpipes

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hanging out of

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the Mystery Machine

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on Sesame Street.

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Orks can't spell

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without counting their

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many, many piercings

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but they can

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cause 40k players

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to cry "Cheese"

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while ordering pizza

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from northern Mexico

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on Saturday nights.

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Fox and Friends

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is known for

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huffing paint, smoking