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2018/08/08 14:23:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a letter from Waldolf and Statler demanding you learn their names, peasant.
I insert a secret government conspiracy.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/08 14:44:06
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get banned from youtube.
I insert Alex Jones...
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2018/08/09 03:51:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a flaming dung heap.
I insert a recipe for disaster.
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2018/08/09 14:18:04
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get the DNC 2020 Election plan, also known as' Hillary has to succeed this time, right?'
I insert a 64 ounce monster energy drink
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/09 16:05:10
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a 'Thank You' letter from me for supporting the company of one of the best stock issues I ever bought into.
I insert a fine, Macanudo Red Inspirado Robusto.
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2018/08/10 20:16:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a Drapery Dry Cleaning bill for $82.53.
I insert a bottle of Bulleit Rye...
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2018/08/14 03:41:20
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get the beginning of a fine Sazarac.
I insert a Howling Banshee.
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2018/08/14 14:49:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a premonition of doom
I insert a live conduit
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/14 15:36:54
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a dead battery.
I insert my phone charger...
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2018/08/15 00:09:34
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a high five from the Vending Machine Gods who'd lost theirs.
I insert the coordinates of Slaanesh's prison.
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2018/08/15 03:21:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a Honey-Do list from Sigmar
I insert some extremely loud anime dialog
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/15 05:34:50
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a singing Pikachu.
I insert the Space Battleship Yamato.
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2018/08/15 14:23:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a proton torpedo.
I insert a sucessful kickstarter.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/08/15 14:59:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get an NSFW warning.
I insert a failed GoFundMe...
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2018/08/16 00:03:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a shocked face.
I insert forty acres and a mule.
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2018/08/16 13:54:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get twenty acres and a chance to turn this truck around
I insert a Rubber Duck
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/17 00:30:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a song about a truck convoy.
I insert Tzeentch.
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2018/08/17 05:41:48
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get your ways changed.
I insert a Reuben sandwich and 3 potato Latkes with sour cream from Katz's deli.
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2018/08/19 14:28:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get heartburn.
I insert a blintz.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/08/20 14:54:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get syrup.
I insert a stick of butter...
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2018/08/20 16:05:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a mashed potato dinner.
I insert a drywall screw.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/08/21 15:47:09
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a hole in the wall.
I insert spackle...
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2018/08/21 18:16:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get an upset gloryhole customer
I insert an untraceable chirping sound
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/22 15:19:57
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get no sleep.
I insert new batteries...
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2018/08/24 12:33:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a charge out of it.
I insert grilled pork.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/08/24 14:35:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get an angry letter from Chik-Fil-A
I insert 20 pounds of raw gemstones
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/24 16:12:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get poorer by 20 pounds of raw gemstones, and receive a very happy letter from Forgeworld saying that you have purchased 10 shoulder pads.
I insert an empty bottle.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2018/08/24 16:35:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a message.
I insert a treasure map...
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2018/08/24 18:33:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a reference to One-eyed Willy.
I insert Sloth (from The Goonies).
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2018/08/24 20:16:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a thousand letters from offended special needs lobbyists
I insert an English Dictionary
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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