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Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm




Panama City, Florida

Alright mighty warriors, tales spun in the dark corners of the barracks behind the commissars back tell of a mystical xenos machine that you insert any random item into and it warps it into something else. The game works like this. You take the item inserted by the post above you, twist it as the chaos gods see fit and it comes out of the machine. Then you insert an item of your own and pray.

For example.

Guardsman one:
I insert my Ilo stick.

Guardsman two:
You recieve a old-terran corncob pipe.
I insert my copy of the Guardsman's Primer.


Simple.
Now bear in mind, we do have to keep this within DakkaDakka's forum post requirements. Nothing too explicit or illegal please.

May Tzeentch have mercy on the result, and may the Emperor have mercy on us for this heresy.

I will go first.

I insert the human in baroque power armour from Trazyn the Infinate's collection.

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You recieve a bag 'o bases.

I insert a pumpkin.

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Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You recieve a small warptoken.

I insert a pot of superglue. Opened.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You recieve a roll of tape, unwound.

I insert a small warptoken.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You recieve a SOBs corset

I insert a Space Marine

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8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

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Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You recieve a pauldron.

I insert a gun.

   
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!






You get a pot of paint.
I insert a dead ork.

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Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You get mushroom soup.

I insert a playstation 4.

   
Made in us
Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight






You get a Necron Monolith model painted black with streaks of dark blue.

I insert 3D6.

Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000

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Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm




Panama City, Florida

You get a 36 point buy array, you lucky devil you

i insert the avatar of khaine

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a topless witch elf.

I insert a ChibiHawk.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You get a chubby bird of prey.

I insert a foot

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8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You recieve a yardstick.

I insert some miscast finecast.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm




Panama City, Florida

You get a small baggie of that fine warp dust. You hear the sound of a wailing Grey Knight off in the distance.

I insert a melta bomb. Primed for detonation.

7000
5500 
   
Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You recieve a charred body.

I insert some green stuff.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a baggie full of different green stuff. You are promptly arrested for posession.

I insert a flying stand.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You get a Thunderhawk. Life size. Dropping right on top of you.

[EDIT]

I insert myself

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8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight






You come out as a bloody bucket of body parts.

I insert a tape measure.

Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You recieve a red whippy stick ruler.

I insert a forgeworld Grot.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You recieve a Skavenslave. Huzzah!


I insert your mother. (HAHA! #SWAG)

   
Made in us
Crazed Spirit of the Defiler





America

You get a GW store employee who tells you to buy something or get out.

I insert a old bloodbowl pitch board

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UK

You get a rubber latex Dreadball pitch.

I insert an Emporer-class battleship.
   
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Reading, England

You get a golden tooth.

I insert a chunk of ceramite.

Bruins fan till the end.

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Made in us
One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm




Panama City, Florida

You get a 1:16th light up scale replica of the Golden Throne

I insert a skeleton warrior injured in bloodbowl.

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Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You recieve a bloodbowl ball, injured in a skeleton.

I insert Justin Bieber

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8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You recieve a useless Fimir.

I insert some Squats.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight






You receive a DVD on how to do squat thrusts.

I insert a computer keyboard.

Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000

My avatar 
   
Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You receive a live mouse

I insert the Fimir

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/581001.page#6570095don't click this link...
8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

You recieve a Wood Elf.

I insert... Phil Kelly's severed head.

   
Made in gb
Evasive Eshin Assassin






preston

You recieve Phil Kellys body, minus its head.

I insert my cat

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/581001.page#6570095don't click this link...
8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
 
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