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2018/10/08 11:05:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get anxious for the upcoming weekend.
I insert a balanced list.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/08 21:02:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get tabled.
I insert a dice app...
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2018/10/08 21:47:59
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get slapped by a superstitious player
I insert an Augmented Reality App
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/09 13:34:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get 3d glasses.
I insert a blacklight.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/09 14:21:37
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a recording of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly.
I insert a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket.
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2018/10/09 16:00:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get fear & loathing.
I insert a fire apple red convertible...
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2018/10/11 11:52:40
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get speeding tickets.
I insert an ordinary deck of cards.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/11 14:46:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a Fate Deck
I insert Fate Dice
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/12 09:38:06
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get fuzzy dice.
I insert the competition.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/15 17:53:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a participation trophy.
I insert a blue ribbon...
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2018/10/15 18:40:40
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get first prize in a beauty contest.
I insert a banana.
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2018/10/16 17:41:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a scale
I insert colorless Gatorade
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/17 13:00:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get everclear.
I insert Jim Jones punch.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/18 15:00:07
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a pair of brand new black-and-white Nike Decades.
I insert the Shepherd's Rod...
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2018/10/18 16:58:58
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a tract on Transubstantiation
I insert a Gaint Trapdoor spider
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/19 10:20:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get nervous livestock.
I insert coffee stirrer sticks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/19 15:07:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get nervous.
I insert prozac...
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2018/10/19 20:22:30
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a wild guess
I insert a fidget cube
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/20 03:51:47
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Rubix cube.
I insert an American football.
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2018/10/20 09:23:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get first down.
I insert a flat tire.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/22 05:47:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get jacked.
I insert a migraine headache.
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2018/10/22 15:02:16
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a glass of water.
I insert a straw...
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2018/10/23 16:36:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a wooden stir-stick.
I insert a pool liner.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/24 15:13:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a pair of goggles.
I insert a Premier Pro Aluminum Swimming Pool Leaf Rake...
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2018/10/25 14:31:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a spoon.
I insert pool noodles.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/25 15:06:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get Pad Thai.
I insert Sriracha...
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2018/10/26 09:35:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get spaghetti.
I insert my favorite axe.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/26 14:54:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get an IOU from the Space Wolves
I insert my favorite set of dentures
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/26 17:06:23
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get Data's Pinchers of Peril!
I insert Slick Shoes!
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2018/10/27 05:31:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a shine.
I insert a clown.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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