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2013/12/23 19:35:29
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Slippery Scout Biker
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This is quite obviously inspired by corrupt a wish! It is essentially the same but reversed. You say a sick and twisted wish and the other person makes it a good wish
E.g. Person 1: i wish the entire world was racist
Person 2: granted. The world is racist towards Diptera (flies)
I wish every charity is shut down
Etc.
This could work, it will probably be abandoned. It's an experiment
I wish the Axis had won WW2
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2013/12/23 22:49:43
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The Axis won WWII in my Panzer General campaign game.
I wish GW would raise their prices again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/12/24 08:42:44
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Slippery Scout Biker
SPARTA
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Granted. The prices of their models rise, then lowers after Christmas.
I wish bp hadn't cleaned up the oil spill
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2014/04/29 13:32:56
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Granted, Shell cleaned it up for them in the spirit of mutual co-operation to help save the planet.
I wish it was legal to run over people who've annoyed you.
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2014/04/29 15:03:40
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted but you can only do it on foot and you have to help them up afterwards.
I wish the atmosphere of the Earth was destroyed.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/04/30 02:41:45
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, the replacement one is better anyways.
I wish everyone on this thread would die!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/04/30 14:50:29
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but death is cheap.
I wish to have my genitals dipped in boiling oil.
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2014/04/30 15:54:18
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but it's boiling point was room temperature.
I wish all of the world's water supply was irradiated.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/04/30 20:51:50
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but then we find a replacement for water that works the same.
I wish Putin would announce he wants all of the USSR's old territories back, right up to east Germany.
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2014/05/01 01:25:42
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, but everyone else calls him a cheater and I flip the board.
I wish all vampires sparkled, and were moody.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/05/01 01:30:04
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but this group spends most of its time at Hot Topic, the Mall and in a parking lot.
I wish the Universe tunneled into a lower energy state due to false vacuum.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/05/03 20:30:28
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but I don't know what you're talking about, so it immediately changes back to normal.
I wish Grimtuff would be made admin
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2014/05/03 20:32:35
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but he is made admin of the Games Workshop forums.
I wish the sun would expand.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/05/05 12:05:18
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but this catapults the earth away so there is no effect on the planet.
I wish Justin Bieber was immortal.
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2014/05/05 12:37:36
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Granted. He becomes your brother who receives more love than you.
I wish you could make a meal out of Guinness. Oh, wait...you can!!
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2014/05/05 16:31:15
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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timetowaste85 wrote:Granted. He becomes your brother who receives more love than you.
I wish you could make a meal out of Guinness. Oh, wait...you can!!
I don't think you're getting this game. The point is to make a terrible wish and for the next player to twist it to make it better, not the other way round!
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2014/05/05 16:56:05
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted since there is nothing inherently wrong with using liquor to cook.
I wish protons and electrons were no longer attracted towards each other.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/05/05 18:18:18
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Drakhun
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Granted, they are forced to marry by their neutron parents.
I wish it was a legal requirement to burn down orphanages as you walked by.
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Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2014/05/18 10:28:43
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but it also a legal requirement to fit orphanages with top quality fire escape systems.
I wish porn was banned.
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2014/05/18 14:24:29
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted, due to the lack of porn people realise how much they want a lasting relationship and nobody's alone any more or actually wants any porn.
I wish A-levels were impossible to pass.
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2014/05/28 09:27:18
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted. But could GCSE results are all you need in life.
I wish all my hair would fall out.
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2014/06/06 13:24:42
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Granted, but you grow a luscious mane the next day.
I wish for a massacre that kills eight hundred peoplw
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"Tell the Colonel... We've been thrown to the Wolves." -Templeton.
1W OL 1D
I love writing fiction based upon my experiences of playing; check 'em out!
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2014/06/16 10:20:42
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted. But it was on Civ 5.
I wish Putin was revealed to actually be Dracula, who starts a new world war for blood and stuff.
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2014/06/22 17:08:23
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted. The GM kicks him out for derailing the plot.
I wish for my heart to be ripped out and to die alone.
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They/them
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2014/06/22 17:13:06
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted. Death fells sorry for you so he revives you and gives you back your heart.
I wish the day DRM gets the respect it deserves will never come.
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2015/01/07 05:37:08
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Granted. DRM thinks you are a wonderful person no matter what you may think of it.
I wish for mass hysteria and cats and dogs living together.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/01/07 13:53:39
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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The great beast stirs. It has slumbered for what seems to many like a millenia, caring little for what may happen in the outside world where mortals roam the realm of Dakka Dakka like insects. It has spent so long, it barely knows itself any more. Barely is anything any more. What once was a majestic sky dragon is now a mere vapour, less than a thought, just barely clinging onto the atmosphere like a warm breath sent alone to wander a cool night air. Surely, there is no return from such a situation? It is too far gone, all connection to the world it once knew has been cut off by the eons...
And yet... now there is a tingling. A slight sensation, that once would have been a thousand times too small to notice for this creature, has somehow reached out to it from across the void of time, somehow found this thing that no longer exists, or perhaps merely exists in a form less than a breath or thought, a mere concept of what used to be...
It awakes. Slowly, tentatively, it starts to remember what it once was, what had happened. It extends its mind, hoping to find something familiar, finding only that which is alien and new. It recoils. And yet, the nagging sensation continues. Once again, ever cautious, it extends its thoughts, reaching out for sensation of where it might be, what it might be. A thousand times, it finds only that which it doesn't know, that which it dislikes, and recoils. But then... something old. Something familiar. This thing, this itch that had brought it back to a place it had once known. And now it remembers. It remembers how to take form. It remembers how the sun's rays, dancing off its scales, would give warmth. How its great shadow, cast upon these mortal forms, would allow it once again the feeling of power. Oh, how it wished to feel that power once again...
And now, it realises what form it is. A whisp, little more. And yet, its mind is slowly coming back. It wills itself into form, slowly, feeling the power leaking back into its body, its muscles, its wings. Power... yes, there it is. The power it once controlled, however many centuries ago, once again returns, however slowly it may come back. Days come and go, months pass, seasons come and fall while its power and form return, and yet slowly, inevitably they do.
Now watch the sky, for it is descending. A tiny dot, a thousand miles away, but approaching faster than can be imagined. And before your eyes adjust, it's there, in front of you, towering a hundred meters into the sky with huge red eyes glaring directly into yours, its wing-flaps shattering the trees to your sides. It glowers down at you, sulphuric breath fogging up the atmosphere, and it speaks.
"So, you wish for 'mass hysteria and cats and dogs living together.' Very well. I shall perform this task, in a manner that is incomprehensible to even the most powerful mortal mind, and yet that results in a better world as a whole - though whether better for humanity, I cannot say."
It pauses a while, hovering, as any lifeforms previously idiotic enough to remain in the area finally flee.
"And my wish... for people to aim for a thread necromancy of even greater than Six Months next time. After all, I was enjoying my sleep until this came along..."
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2015/01/07 18:03:14
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Awww that was so cute. I like you so much.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/18 13:33:19
Subject: Re:Fix a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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p_gray99 wrote:
And my wish... for people to aim for a thread necromancy of even greater than Six Months next time. After all, I was enjoying my sleep until this came along...
Granted, but all the necro-ed threads were really great and needed reviving.
I wish............ BattleĀ£ront could get copyright on all their WW2 stuff!
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2015/03/18 14:10:47
Subject: Fix a wish!
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Granted. They get the copyright, and the resulting lawsuits earn so much money that they are able to drop the price of their stuff to just pennies.
I wish I could stay as the girl the Corrupt a Wish thread turned me into.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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