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Decrepit Dakkanaut






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I'd wager I'm older than you, Metalifan. However, no. I never watched MacGuiver.

I know of him. But never got into that show.

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Well....if we do need to boot someone from camp..depending on the crime..if its severe enough like killing another member in a group...then out you go..with two rubber bands, a peanut shell, 3ft of 550 cord, and maybe...just maybe...a leather bootlace.

If someone gets mad and starts shooting your minitures of the table because you crushed his force with a bunch of fire warriors then the one shooting the minitures will be zip cuffed to a side of conex and shot repeatedly with a paintball gun...while naked.....wait....we have any hungry calves around?

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Jihadin wrote:Well....if we do need to boot someone from camp..depending on the crime..if its severe enough like killing another member in a group...then out you go..with two rubber bands, a peanut shell, 3ft of 550 cord, and maybe...just maybe...a leather bootlace.

If someone gets mad and starts shooting your minitures of the table because you crushed his force with a bunch of fire warriors then the one shooting the minitures will be zip cuffed to a side of conex and shot repeatedly with a paintball gun...while naked.....wait....we have any hungry calves around?


My problem with booting people out of the camp is that you have now sent someone out into the " wilds" with knowledge of our defensive capabilities and weaknesses...
I really believe that if someone has become so problematic that we have to get rid of them...then we need to " get rid of them".


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I volunteer for execution duties.

I can think of a new method for every customer!

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

No calves sir, just this starving wolverine pup.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
Jihadin wrote:Well....if we do need to boot someone from camp..depending on the crime..if its severe enough like killing another member in a group...then out you go..with two rubber bands, a peanut shell, 3ft of 550 cord, and maybe...just maybe...a leather bootlace.

If someone gets mad and starts shooting your minitures of the table because you crushed his force with a bunch of fire warriors then the one shooting the minitures will be zip cuffed to a side of conex and shot repeatedly with a paintball gun...while naked.....wait....we have any hungry calves around?


My problem with booting people out of the camp is that you have now sent someone out into the " wilds" with knowledge of our defensive capabilities and weaknesses...
I really believe that if someone has become so problematic that we have to get rid of them...then we need to " get rid of them".


hey,that how you keep me out o trouble. put me on execution./torture duty. after all,who knows what that captured outlaw knows?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Jimmy Hoffa in effect..or..we're going fishing...just the two of us..early morning..don't mind you saying prayers or anything to start your day if you don't mind me listening to Tim McGraw

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

lord commissar klimino wrote:so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Tough call, does it consume more than it contributes?


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New Orleans, LA

I agree with Fitzz.
Part of the crew, part of the whole.
Against the crew, burried in a hole.


Edit: Needs some work...

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Torture authorised for us to gain information.....watch the creativity fly as each of us try to out do each other.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

kronk wrote:I agree with Fitzz.
Part of the crew, part of the whole.
Against the crew, burried in a hole.


Edit: Needs some work...


... As a motto I like it.


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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Tough call, does it consume more than it contributes?



er...depends on the animal. and i meant like,what if this little girl wants to keep a hamster? thats barely worth it as food to eat...

as for guard dogs,they defiantly would benefit us.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

kronk wrote:I agree with Fitzz.
Four legs good
Two legs bad.



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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Jihadin wrote:Torture authorised for us to gain information.....watch the creativity fly as each of us try to out do each other.


id win. so many ideas held up in this mind of mine....


...say,when were executing people....can we do it however we want?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Guard dogs could eat while on the job.

They get whatwhoever they can catch.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Like said already...feeding the pet comes out you ration...unless..its a trained guard dog....that only barks ar STRANGERS!!..on two feet. Cats are okay...to keep the rodent population down. If we're starvin then cats on the menu first before we get to rodents. If someone say "Hey...can we keep him...it followed me home"...is going to be weak

...say,when were executing people....can we do it however we want?

Are we going Dark Eldar here?

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Jihadin wrote:Torture authorised for us to gain information.....watch the creativity fly as each of us try to out do each other.


Again...I'd say that would have to be situational, I'm all for diplomatic contact when it's an option...and randomly touturing people isn't really to my taste...
But...if it's a case of our security...I can get blood chillingly creative.


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Nerivant wrote:Guard dogs could eat while on the job.

They get whatwhoever they can catch.


any kind of medium sized dog would probably pay off for itself soon...

They provide early warning...can help to hunt...they can be fun to play with and watch...

they're just good, loyal servants and all they need is a chunk of meat every now and then and a dry place to sleep...

If you haven't noticed...I'm not a real cat person...

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Oh yes...if there's another group similiar to us then we can start trade with them...and they're a trip wire for us for roving raiders/looters. Catching a raider/looter is our way to gather information on how big their group is, possible location, how many females, their supplies, and how they're organized to top that list.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Tough call, does it consume more than it contributes?



er...depends on the animal. and i meant like,what if this little girl wants to keep a hamster? thats barely worth it as food to eat...

as for guard dogs,they defiantly would benefit us.


Guard dogs would be a must IMO, and as far as personal pets...I would say that if you can feed/take care of it...then you can have it....but...if for some crazy reason we're running low on food...well...fluffy might have to go in the pot.

EDIT: I've got a Guinea pig and a mutt dog that I'm pretty attached to....I figure if I can feed them I can keep them.

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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Tough call, does it consume more than it contributes?



er...depends on the animal. and i meant like,what if this little girl wants to keep a hamster? thats barely worth it as food to eat...

as for guard dogs,they defiantly would benefit us.


Guard dogs would be a must IMO, and as far as personal pets...I would say that if you can feed/take care of it...then you can have it....but...if for some crazy reason we're running low on food...well...fluffy might have to go in the pot.


hmm,what bout snakes and such,or animals "liberated" from the local zoo? im sure we could find great uses for those elephants.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:hmm,what bout snakes and such,or animals "liberated" from the local zoo? im sure we could find great uses for those elephants.


Yo wanna get trampled by a scared elephant or eaten by a starving tiger...be my guest...
   
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CptJake bringing his horses. If we were like...Thailand I can see it. Since there's quite a bit farms in Northern WI I'm sure that we eventually we be doing the wild west hee haw thing. Its been a long time since I rode a horse...so we best had a good supply of pain meds when we start learning

I'm not leaving my Sugar Glider ass hanging in the breeze either

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:so...what about pets? is it just "food or guard" as a perspective here?


Tough call, does it consume more than it contributes?



er...depends on the animal. and i meant like,what if this little girl wants to keep a hamster? thats barely worth it as food to eat...

as for guard dogs,they defiantly would benefit us.


Guard dogs would be a must IMO, and as far as personal pets...I would say that if you can feed/take care of it...then you can have it....but...if for some crazy reason we're running low on food...well...fluffy might have to go in the pot.


hmm,what bout snakes and such,or animals "liberated" from the local zoo? im sure we could find great uses for those elephants.


... Snakes are easy to maintain as pets.
Why in the name of hell would you want to worry about the care and feeding ( not to mention the cleaning up after) of an elephant?


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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:hmm,what bout snakes and such,or animals "liberated" from the local zoo? im sure we could find great uses for those elephants.


Yo wanna get trampled by a scared elephant or eaten by a starving tiger...be my guest...


elephants can be train to a decent degree,and they will already be used to humans. and as for the tigers,capture them and keep them in cages in the area between are 2 walls. they break through the 1st wall; tigers come out and eat em.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Thinking LoTR combat?

tigers,capture them and keep them in cages in the area between are 2 walls. they break through the 1st wall; tigers come out and eat em.


I am not going to capture them. No way am I going to be taken out by a hungry madder then hell cat thats fully capable looking at me....eqaute me to fast food...and come at me with some serious "bite your ass off" mentality

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Jihadin wrote:CptJake bringing his horses. If we were like...Thailand I can see it. Since there's quite a bit farms in Northern WI I'm sure that we eventually we be doing the wild west hee haw thing. Its been a long time since I rode a horse...so we best had a good supply of pain meds when we start learning.


I've ridden horses before on a friend of my grandpa's farm...they're usually gentle if you are so you just have to be really careful and self conscious when you're riding them...

of course there are those few who'll buck you on your bottom no matter what...
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

I'm pretty attached to my guinea pigs too so I'd have to bring them, they don't really eat much.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Jihadin wrote:Thinking LoTR combat?


well,not what i was thinking about a\when i 1st thought of it. i was thinking more for travel and gathering. im sure an elephant can carry more back to base than lots of cars or horses.

that,and same as the tigers. we see them,we release angry elephants at them.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
 
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