King of the Hill

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**snurl**

I send up the Thirteenth Orange army and take back my hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

Lord General Cheese wrote:
I call upon the third Red Army my hill

HEY! That's MY Third Red Army!
And I reinforce them with several Tank Divisions.
The People's Red Hill.

**CuddlySquig**

I install myself as leader of the people.

My hill.

**Coolyo294**

I lead a bloody coup and install myself as military dictator of the people.

My hill.

**Lord General Cheese**

I attack the hill with the might of the 12th roman legion Rome's hill

**CuddlySquig**

I crush Romes forces with my Huns

My hill

**Lord General Cheese**

I bring the 99th rifle company and take the hill building a trench net work to defend the hill including heavy MG positions My heavily fortified hill

**Coolyo294**

I bring in the Death Korps of Krieg. After a short siege, all resistance from the hill is crushed and I move in.

My heavily fortified hill, now with Death Korps.

**Lord General Cheese**

I bring in my Ork Kommandos infiltrate the hill claim it and orkify it my heavily defended Orky hill

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Catachan Devils infiltrate your orky hill from within. My hill.

**snurl**

Horned devils infiltrate your Catachans from within their minds, driving them into madness and suicide.
My hill.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Warp storm hits the hill. Guardsmen run up and plant the Catachan flag.
My hill.

**Decio**

I uninstall your Guardsmen and clean the outlet plugs.
I then reboot the hill and my Gentlecrons into the Matrix.

My hill.

**Tadashi**

EMP bombing. My hill.

**snurl**

Invincible anime knights intercept the bombs and hurl them back at you using spiral energy. Then they imprison you in front of a TV that only shows old Astroboy reruns.
My hill.

**Lord General Cheese**

My Orks loot your anime knights my hill

**CthuluIsSpy**

Suddenly...DROP BEAR ORBITAL STRIKE!
My hill.

**Lord General Cheese**

All of the Suden Soviet Zeppliens Bombard the hill with exploding bears my hill

**CthuluIsSpy**

Much to your embarrassment, however, you discover that the hill was not in fact in the Sudan. Still my hill.

**CuddlySquig**

I bring in an alliance of Hannibal, Miyamoto Musashi, Leonidas, Queen Boudicca, Napoleon, Gaius Marius, Salladin, Leif Ericson, Genghis Khan, Kubla Khan, Geiseric, Alaric, Alexander the Great, Alfred the Great and George Patton, riding atop a flight of robotic dragons that shoot lasers from their eyes. After they desolate the hilltop of opposition, we all claim the hill.

My hill.

**Coolyo294**

I ride into battle on the back of a unicorn duel weilding MG-42s.

My hill.

**Decio**

^ lol.

300 Halo Spartans arrive and shoot the unicorn down.

(someone had better make the 300 reference and make it epic)

My hill.

**snurl**

I send in the Immortals. My hill.

**Decio**

^Yay!

I crash a cruiser into the Immortals.

The hill particles become one with the ship's hull.

My hill.

**snurl**

I send up Velociraptors armed with RPGs mounted on Great White Sharks to take back my hill.

**Tadashi**

Commencing neutron bombardment. My hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

The shroud is activated. Suddenly, vampires, vampires everywhere. Their hill.

**Tadashi**

Solar System Array (one million computer-controlled mirrors in space aligned to the degree of a millimeter capable of reflecting enough sunlight to destroy a fleet and inflict significant damage to an asteroid fortress) activated. My hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Hah! The joke's on you, the Shroud is a gas designed to completely block sunlight, or at least render it harmless (which is why the area is swarming with the bloodsuckers). You have to dissipate it first.

...well, unless the sunlight is being generated from under the shroud; it only works if the light is coming from above, like from space.

**Tadashi**

Solar System Array activation deferred until after Asteroid Drop Operation completed. My hill.