40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ZergSmasher**

You get a paper boat.

I insert a piece of lint from my pocket.

**snurl**

You get bits of an old granola bar from your other pocket.

I insert VIP tickets.

**gruebot**

You get a warm towel.

I insert a coupon for buy one get one free Papa John's Pizza...

**snurl**

You get two half-pizzas.

I insert a golden bug.

**gruebot**

You get 50 Rupees

I insert a Game Genie...

**snurl**

You get a router daemon.

I insert MD 20/20.

**gruebot**

You get a brown paper bag.

I insert a bottle of After Shock cinnamon liquor...

**snurl**

You get Root Beer Barrel Schnapps.

I insert a corkscrew.

**ChargerIIC**

You get blood

I insert a plasma ball

**snurl**

You get a volleyball.

I insert a rubber band.

**gruebot**

You get a paper clip.

I insert a highlighter...

**snurl**

You get a Highlander.

I insert Mordheim buildings.

**gruebot**

You get Space Hulk tiles.

I insert Citadel plastic jungle trees...

**snurl**

You get Citadel Plastic Building Ruins.

I insert Steven King.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Richard Bachman

I insert more dakka

**gruebot**

You get Ol' Painless.

I insert "Payback time!"...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a trip to the jungle that won't end well.

I insert a Colonial Marine's pulse rifle.

**snurl**

You get Sentry Guns.

I insert Newt.

**gruebot**

You GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

I insert a Graboid...

**snurl**

You get a dalek.

I insert a snow shovel.

**Fervor**

You receive a flamethrower.

I insert a polar bear.

**snurl**

You get an Arctic Cat.

I insert leaflets.

**gruebot**

You get a leaf blower.

I insert a dice tower...

**snurl**

You get a chocolate fountain.

I insert a dry-erase board.

**ChargerIIC**

You get one hard to recognize permanent marker

I insert a bag full of spiders

**gruebot**

You get a bag full of webs.

I insert Raid bug spray...

**snurl**

You get Black Flag.

I insert the stuffing.

**Fervor**

You receive a peaceful thanksgiving dinner.

I insert an Agoniser

**snurl**

You get an antagonist.

I insert air freshener.

**gruebot**

You get baking soda.

I insert day old sushi...