40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get the outhouse door from a Chinese shrimp boat.

I insert my keyboard.

**ChargerIIC**

You get 20,000 Razor advertisements shoved in a metal mailbox

I insert a Man's Man

**gruebot**

You get Old Spice aftershave.

I insert Terry Crews...

**snurl**

You get Terry Cloth.

I insert dishwashing liquid.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a wave of foamy bubbles

I insert a collection of colorful fall leaves

**gruebot**

You get a naked tree.

I insert snow...

**ZergSmasher**

You get black ice.

I insert a whole Blackstone Fortress (don't even ask how I got it to fit into the machine...).

**snurl**

You get your wallet back.

I insert grot tanks.

**gruebot**

You get red paint.

I insert Devlin Mud...

**ChargerIIC**

You get an Eldar War-Unicycle

I insert a pair of Adepticon tickets

**snurl**

You get a pair of Ozzfest tickets.

**gruebot**

You get

I insert something...

**Fervor**

You get nothing

I insert a scalpel

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bio-tendril

I insert a bucket of rainwater

**Malcador**

Oow baby you get drowned.

Ai insert dakka!

**gruebot**

You get gubbins.

I insert choppas...

**ChargerIIC**

You get Grocery Store Sushi

I insert an M3 Lee battle tank

**Malcador**

You get blown.

Ai insert orkzes.

**snurl**

You get boxes.

I insert gunpowder.

**ChargerIIC**

You get some greent tea

I insert a handful of Ultramar Souvenirs

**snurl**

You get some moon rocks.

I insert sand.

**gruebot**

You get dust.

I insert lichen...

**snurl**

You get Liches!

I insert Seraphim.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Cherubim!

I insert 1000 French protesters.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a UN labeled police baton

I insert Goblin Green paint

**snurl**

You get base edges.

I insert red wheels.

**gruebot**

You get BIKES!

I insert flames...

**snurl**

You get Burnnaz!

I insert a Rokkit.

**gruebot**

You get Flash Gitz.

I insert a Snazzgun...

**ChargerIIC**

You get BlingKannons

I insert a box of spent brass shell casings