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Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

Hey dacha, this thread was around a long tilapia ago, but was locked because of methul bokses. So behave, be your avatar, and HAVE FUN! or I kill you!

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

Tyranids.. Tyranids,, Tyranids in Platforms...

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

Surprise * eats sing your life's alarm clock.*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






A revival of this thread? Yay! *Jumps up and down with cat-walrus hapiness and breaks a small crater into the floor*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/19 22:20:17


Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

A cat lost in the Arctic...must have some serious survival skills. *put the cat in his warm backpack* Now cat...where's the enemy?

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." - Librarian Isador 
   
Made in se
[DCM]
#1 fangirl of reasonable character proportions and really massive armor






The Eye of Terror. More specifically, Silvermoon City.

You look unusual... Human.

Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

YOU look shiny.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!! *Charges the Tyranid while dragging Guardsman Bob with him*

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

Ahhhh!!
wait,
*burrows into the ground and out of sight.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

Should I tell you that alarm clock was actually a melta bomb?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*KABOOM*
* mushroom cloud*
* claws way out of hole in the ground and collapses*
ow.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






INCOMI- *lands on shrouded lord*
Ow.

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

It's so cute...
*swallows shaven lord whole*
taste kinda like... Cat!
*vommits shaven lord*
IM ALLERGIC!!
* puffs up*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






*tap* It's so round...
*tap* It's a toy!

*begins chasing shrouded lord around*

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Commoragh-bound Peer





Shropshire, UK

I am so happy I could change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change and change

They say War is Hell... War is not hell... for in hell, innocence is spared 
   
Made in se
[DCM]
#1 fangirl of reasonable character proportions and really massive armor






The Eye of Terror. More specifically, Silvermoon City.

I like spikes.

Imagine that you’re sitting down to dinner with your family, and while everyone else gets a serving of the meal, you don’t get any. So you say “I should get my fair share.” And as a direct response to this, your dad corrects you, saying, “everyone should get their fair share.” Now, that’s a wonderful sentiment — indeed, everyone should, and that was kinda your point in the first place: that you should be a part of everyone, and you should get your fair share also. However, dad’s smart-!@# comment just dismissed you and didn’t solve the problem that you still haven’t gotten any!

The problem is that the statement “I should get my fair share” had an implicit “too” at the end: “I should get my fair share, too, just like everyone else.” But your dad’s response treated your statement as though you meant “only I should get my fair share”, which clearly was not your intention. As a result, his statement that “everyone should get their fair share,” while true, only served to ignore the problem you were trying to point out.

That is why we need feminism, and why I am not simply egalitarian. 
   
Made in nl
Battlefield Tourist






North of your position

Do you, now?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/20 16:25:38


   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

* eats suddenly appearing antidote... Thingy*
*turns to skavenlord*
who you gonna call?

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






GHOSTBUSTERS!
*Ghostbusters smash through a wall*

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

I'm not a ghost...
* ghost busters smash through the same wall on their way out*

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in gb
Paranoid Sector Lord





The new Sick Man of Europe

Tyranid, do, not, hurt, animals!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+

Boggy Man: 10 weird tricks Single Mom discovered turn you into Sigmarine with perfect abs! Nagash hates her!
Feeder: (the gospel according to)Paul is just ancient fanfic that got retconned into canon somehow. 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

Or else?

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






Wait, aren't you allergic?

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

*Wakes up in the snow*

Hate when I blow up.

*dusts self off*

It's a good thing I'm indestructible.

*Looks at the slime covered cat thing* Eh...what happened to you?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/20 17:48:17


"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." - Librarian Isador 
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

If I touch you with my scything talon, nothing happens. *skavenlord pokes in the face*
*puffs up again*
Fuu....

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






*Turns to Guardsman Bob*
It's a long story.

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

Why is bob indestructible? Is it his glasses?
*pats bob on the shoulder* me an' ol' bobyoh here, we go back a long way. Did he ever tell you about the time he arm wrestled an ork, but then he put on powa Klaw and was sick! Did you ever finish that, bobyoh?
*sigh*
good times, good times.
*looks around* now where did that witch/wizard go, she/he looked tasty.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/20 18:12:29


*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in ca
Monstrous Master Moulder






Ooh! Sounds interesting! *vomits a campfire for dramatic atmosphere*
Please! Do tell!

Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

*coils up likea snake*
! Tell, bob, tell!

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

*Builds a snow Ork around 12' tall*

So there once was this one ork, who pissed off someone that's not important right now. The ork got his arm cut off, and had it replaced with the biggest, shiniest power klaw you'd ever seen. I think they took it off a deff dread, A GOLDEN DEFF DREAD. Yeah, it was a golden arm.

So, after seeing this, I walk up to the ork. Lookin' it in them beady lil' eyes, I set down a table, and put my powerfist clad hand down.

"Betcha you're power klaw I can beat you in an arm wrestlin' contest"

And the rest is history.

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." - Librarian Isador 
   
 
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