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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a check from the recycling center.

I insert jumper cables.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get a jump rope!

I insert a bottle of Don Julio 1942.
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

You get a worm.

I insert salt and a lime wedge...

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get another shot of Petron.

I insert a Prarie Fire.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get great balls of fire.

I insert a bowl of brandy-spiked Egg Nog.
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You receive a sexually aroused hormagaunt.

I insert a gene-seed sample from one of the stricken Marine Legions.

Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Kroot.

I insert Tau.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

You get Vespid.

I insert Hrud...
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





You get worms

I insert a Grot Tank

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in gb
Raging Rat Ogre





England, UK

You get a Chinese copy of a Grot Tank. Its turret cannon breaks and it smells faintly of black bean sauce.

I insert my secret love-picture of Jennifer Lawrence.

Upcoming work for 2022:
* Calgar's Barmy Pandemic Special
* Battle Sisters story (untitled)
* T'au story: Full Metal Fury
* 20K: On Eagles' Wings
* 20K: Gods and Daemons
 
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You get a memory cube labelled "Tau Girls: Wet and Wild!"

I insert an official Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! recaf mug.


Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

You get the smallest detail.

I insert the little things...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get sweet nothings.

I insert a western saddle.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You get a Rough Rider wearing an Old West-themed uniform.

I insert a RT era Squats army.

Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

You get no support from Games Workshop.

I insert Asdrubael Vect...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a captive and slave.

I insert Mad Donna.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

You get a leopard.

I insert code

   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





you get product

I insert an exact model of Holy Terra

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You get a 1/8 scale model of the Golden Throne with a posable God-Emperor of Mankind figure.

I insert a Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt trading card ...

Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get bubble gum.

I insert brown paint.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get drybrushed.

I insert 7 Swans-a-Swimming.
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

You get 7 swan shaped blight grenades.

I insert a candy cane...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get five golden rings.

I insert a figgy pudding.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You get 3 days rations of corpsestarch. Eat hearty, soldier!

I insert 1 days ration of corpsestarch.

Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in is
Cackling Chaos Conscript




You get shot.

Ai insert a killer bee; a vespid stingwing and a slag deposit.

5000  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get an AMC Hornet.

I insert the skulls of virtue.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in is
Cackling Chaos Conscript




You die.

Ai insert a yellow snowman.

5000  
   
Made in us
Grisly Ghost Ark Driver






You get 3 gallons of urine.

I insert a dozen brass empties from the Commisoner's bolt pistol.

Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron

 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth






Shadeglass Maze

You get a highlighted copy of the Imperial Munitorum Manual.

I insert a pot of devlan mud, wrapped with a red bow.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

You get slim shady, the real slim shady.

I insert tidings of comfort and joy.
   
 
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