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2018/12/14 13:38:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a check from the recycling center.
I insert jumper cables.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/14 14:49:07
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a jump rope!
I insert a bottle of Don Julio 1942.
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2018/12/14 19:54:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get a worm.
I insert salt and a lime wedge...
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2018/12/15 13:34:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get another shot of Petron.
I insert a Prarie Fire.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/17 04:29:26
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get great balls of fire.
I insert a bowl of brandy-spiked Egg Nog.
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2018/12/17 06:20:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You receive a sexually aroused hormagaunt.
I insert a gene-seed sample from one of the stricken Marine Legions.
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/17 06:51:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Kroot.
I insert Tau.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/17 16:00:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get Vespid.
I insert Hrud...
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2018/12/17 19:49:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get worms
I insert a Grot Tank
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/12/18 01:03:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a Chinese copy of a Grot Tank. Its turret cannon breaks and it smells faintly of black bean sauce.
I insert my secret love-picture of Jennifer Lawrence.
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Upcoming work for 2022:
* Calgar's Barmy Pandemic Special
* Battle Sisters story (untitled)
* T'au story: Full Metal Fury
* 20K: On Eagles' Wings
* 20K: Gods and Daemons
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2018/12/18 02:06:20
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You get a memory cube labelled "Tau Girls: Wet and Wild!"
I insert an official Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! recaf mug.
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/18 17:04:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get the smallest detail.
I insert the little things...
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2018/12/19 01:32:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get sweet nothings.
I insert a western saddle.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/19 03:42:55
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You get a Rough Rider wearing an Old West-themed uniform.
I insert a RT era Squats army.
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/19 15:54:31
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get no support from Games Workshop.
I insert Asdrubael Vect...
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2018/12/20 07:49:37
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a captive and slave.
I insert Mad Donna.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/20 11:51:27
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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You get a leopard.
I insert code
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2018/12/20 15:26:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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you get product
I insert an exact model of Holy Terra
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/12/21 04:47:24
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You get a 1/8 scale model of the Golden Throne with a posable God-Emperor of Mankind figure.
I insert a Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt trading card ...
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/21 05:35:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get bubble gum.
I insert brown paint.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/21 05:41:38
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get drybrushed.
I insert 7 Swans-a-Swimming.
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2018/12/21 15:58:07
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get 7 swan shaped blight grenades.
I insert a candy cane...
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2018/12/22 05:11:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get five golden rings.
I insert a figgy pudding.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/22 19:25:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You get 3 days rations of corpsestarch. Eat hearty, soldier!
I insert 1 days ration of corpsestarch.
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/23 23:54:23
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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You get shot.
Ai insert a killer bee; a vespid stingwing and a slag deposit.
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5000 |
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2018/12/24 13:37:58
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an AMC Hornet.
I insert the skulls of virtue.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/12/25 01:53:09
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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You die.
Ai insert a yellow snowman.
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5000 |
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2018/12/25 02:13:49
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You get 3 gallons of urine.
I insert a dozen brass empties from the Commisoner's bolt pistol.
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Kings of War: Abyssal Dwarves, Dwarves, Elves, Undead, Northern Alliance [WiP], Nightstalkers [WiP]
Dropzone Commander: PHR
Kill Team: Deathwatch AdMech Necron
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2018/12/26 00:56:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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You get a highlighted copy of the Imperial Munitorum Manual.
I insert a pot of devlan mud, wrapped with a red bow.
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2018/12/26 07:03:11
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get slim shady, the real slim shady.
I insert tidings of comfort and joy.
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