40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Ancestral Hamster**

You get Cherubael.

I insert a Grey Knight Nemesis force halberd ...

**snurl**

You get a dent in the drop pod ceiling.

I insert a weasel.

**ChargerIIC**

You get the minister of Weseltown

I insert an ice mage

**gruebot**

You get a yellow snow cone.

I insert a lemon wedge...

**snurl**

You get some salt and a shot.

I insert binoculars.

**gruebot**

You get a Delta X 2000/6 Real time Spectrum Analyzer.

I insert KJB Security Covert Surveillance Sunglasses...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a black suit and the knowledge that there are aliens living on Earth.

I insert a Noisy Cricket.

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get a Deathwatch Xenophase blade.

I insert an AdMech Plasma Caliver.

**snurl**

You get kitchen gadgets.

I insert the Black Watch.

**gruebot**

You get winter.

I insert a new trailer...

**snurl**

You get a double-wide.

I insert a castellan.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a wall

I insert Iron and Stone

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get a Dwarf Iron-Breaker.

I insert a hunk of hair and a piece of bone.

**gruebot**

You get archeology.

I insert forensics...

**snurl**

You get a clue.

I insert plasma weapons.

**gruebot**

You gets hot!

I insert a 3 plus invuln save...

**Ancestral Hamster**

You die.*

I insert an AdMech canticle.

*Seriously, I can't make the 3+ on my Deathwatch Storm Shield vets. Paying the points is a waste.

**snurl**

You get a hentai tentacle.

I insert grots.

**ChargerIIC**

You get gretchin

I insert a hair squig

**gruebot**

You get a Critter form the 1980's movie Critters.

I insert a Gremlin...

**snurl**

You get a Gizmo.

I insert my pants.

**gruebot**

You get frostbite.

I insert an extra layer...

**snurl**

You get buried.

I insert Lemmings.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a battered Amiga console

I insert a Sea Otter

**Trondheim**

You get a new pair of mittens.

I insert a box of toffe

**gruebot**

You get an empty box.

I insert Simple Green...

**snurl**

You get green stuff.

I insert an ultrasonic cleaner.

**gruebot**

You get blinged out!

I insert a Flava Flav Clock Necklace...

**snurl**

You get alarmed.

I insert Canadian beer.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a better Imperial-issued Beer with less fillers and freedom.

I insert a Prism