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2014/03/04 16:38:55
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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First of all, this is not meant to insult anyone. Rather, it is to make fun of the ways in which we as a community can be trolled. Simply, what is the most trolltastic, rage-inducing thread title you can invent, if you were to troll dakka? We'll leave the obvious gender, sexual orientation, or race-based ones out (so no "why are women STIILL inferior in the 41st millenium?", etc). Rather, these will be fluff, tactics, and hobby-based.
Examples:
"Dumbest argument on YMDC?"
"Warhammer 40K is the best tabletop game, period"
"The bloodtide was justified" (that one just rhymes well)
"GW is an awesome company"
"Can I use my barbie as a wraithknight? - spoiler: pics"
"Tau are underpowered"
"Fluffy players ruin the game for everyone"
Please, please keep it civil though. This is meant to be entertaining.
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Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. |
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2014/03/04 16:47:25
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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"Why are Sisters even an army still?" (in 40k General)
"Should Black Templars have their own codex?" (in 40k General)
"Why aren't you playing 40k? The rules are awesome!" (in the other game subforums).
"Fluffy Guardsmen!" (in 40k Proposed)
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/04 16:47:46
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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"I bought a paint brush set for $0.10, why do the bristles keep separating?"
"Bad luck with dice, shall I buy 2 more new sets?"
"Single colour armies are the ultimate!"
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2014/03/04 18:53:18
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"Why GM Should Roll All Chapters into C:SM"
"Proof that GM Ripped Off the Zerg to Make Tyranids"
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/04 18:54:34
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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"OP MAKES QUALITY THREAD... OR DOES HE?"
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers |
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2014/03/04 18:57:23
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"Star Wars versus Warhammer 40k"
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/04 19:01:02
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Fixture of Dakka
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"GW totally ripped off Warmachine to make the Knights.."
To draw out the pedantic types..
"OMG, I love the new Knight Titan!!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/04 19:01:45
Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2014/03/04 19:42:01
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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"The Imperial Guard would totally own the Space Marine in any fight!" (Background)
"Primarchs vs Living Saints, who would win?" (Background)
"40k is so much better than fantasy, why bother?" (WHFB General)
"Why we should nerf Assault even more" (40k gen)
"We should ban kickstarter threads" (Dakka discussion)
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/03/04 20:48:13
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Why 40K doesn't need non-Space Marine armies
Why 40K doesn't need Space Marines.
You are now breathing manually
Dakka's cynicism is simply not justified
Draigo needs more love
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Order of the Righteous Armour - 542 points so far. |
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2014/03/04 21:02:18
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"Why Zoats would make the best new double edition codex/army book"- (40K, WFB general)
" The wood elves are the best anti-heavy armor arm out there"- (WFB general)
"The Brettonians should be the main heroes of the Old World"- (WFB Background)
"Hey I made an MLP army book for warhammer fantasy everyone take a look!- (WFB Purposed Rules)
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2014/03/04 22:34:03
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pious Warrior Priest
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Commissar-Danno wrote:"Hey I made an MLP army book for warhammer fantasy everyone take a look!- (WFB Purposed Rules)
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/421713.page
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2014/03/04 22:58:17
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers |
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2014/03/05 00:48:51
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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GW RELEASE SCHEDULE LEAKED ! (News and Rumors)
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/05 01:26:57
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"DAKKADAKKA WEBSITE SHUTTING DOWN"
"Disney buys out Games Workshop"
"Which army should be cut to make room for Squats?"
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/05 01:34:32
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Regular Dakkanaut
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ZultanQ wrote:
I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
I actually have part of a fan made army book made for Friendship is Magic for warhammer fantasy, I have the heroes and lord filled out though I need to work on a few kinks since I last worked on it (1 1/2 years ago)
Guardsmen Bob wrote:
"Which army should be cut to make room for Squats?"
That's a legit question
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2014/03/05 01:36:16
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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"Disney buys out Games Workshop"
That would be pretty funny actually! xD
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2014/03/05 01:41:26
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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Commissar-Danno wrote:ZultanQ wrote:
I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
I actually have part of a fan made army book made for Friendship is Magic for warhammer fantasy, I have the heroes and lord filled out though I need to work on a few kinks since I last worked on it (1 1/2 years ago)
Guardsmen Bob wrote:
"Which army should be cut to make room for Squats?"
That's a legit question
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers |
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2014/03/05 02:02:08
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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"Could Ben Affleck play the Emperor in a 40K movie?"
Also, is there a reason why this thread got moved to the Survivor Games forum? Originally it was in 40K General.
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Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. |
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2014/03/05 03:49:43
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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NEW EDITION NERFS EVERYTHING! (News and Rumors)
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/05 04:11:48
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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"Warhammer Fantasy and 40k to be made compatible"
"Should Chaos Daemons and Chaos Space Marines be merged together?"
"Forgeworld is made of cheese and should be banned"
"Games Workshop releases a statement saying 'Tournaments are not the right way to play 40k'"
"Why X-Wing is the most imbalanced game ever"
"I just quit Warmachine and now looking to get Space Marines"
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2014/03/05 08:34:23
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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greyknight12 wrote:"Could Ben Affleck play the Emperor in a 40K movie?"
Also, is there a reason why this thread got moved to the Survivor Games forum? Originally it was in 40K General.
Because it has more potential in the games section, thus not being limited to 40k threads.
"Vin Diesel cast as Stonetooth Harker in new Space Marine movie!"
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/05 08:39:45
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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"Matt Ward wins table-top game designer of the year award"
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6000 pts
2000 pts
2500 pts
3000 pts
"We're on an express elevator to hell - goin' down!"
"Depends on the service being refused. It should be fine to refuse to make a porn star a dildo shaped cake that they wanted to use in a wedding themed porn..." |
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2014/03/05 11:04:58
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Furyou Miko wrote: greyknight12 wrote:"Could Ben Affleck play the Emperor in a 40K movie?"
Also, is there a reason why this thread got moved to the Survivor Games forum? Originally it was in 40K General.
Because it has more potential in the games section, thus not being limited to 40k threads.
"Vin Diesel cast as Stonetooth Harker in new Space Marine movie!"
Hey, I'd dig that!
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2014/03/05 11:50:16
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Rutger Haurer cast as the Emperor in new 40K movie.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/05 12:40:25
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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snurl wrote:Rutger Haurer cast as the Emperor in new 40K movie.
Carice van Houten cast as Sister of Battle in new 40K movie.
The horror!
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2014/03/05 12:58:00
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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thenoobbomb wrote: snurl wrote:Rutger Haurer cast as the Emperor in new 40K movie.
Carice van Houten cast as Sister of Battle in new 40K movie.
The horror!
No but really, what about Uma Thurman as a SoB? She even had the haircut in Pulp Fiction. Just dye her hair white.
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers |
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2014/03/05 13:13:21
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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ZultanQ wrote: thenoobbomb wrote: snurl wrote:Rutger Haurer cast as the Emperor in new 40K movie.
Carice van Houten cast as Sister of Battle in new 40K movie.
The horror!
No but really, what about Uma Thurman as a SoB? She even had the haircut in Pulp Fiction. Just dye her hair white.
That could sorta work, actually.
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2014/03/05 13:37:28
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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ZultanQ wrote:
I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
' SM's need a boost'
' GW products are not over priced'
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2014/03/05 13:39:42
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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Honestly, just because one Sister had white hair in a comic... :rolleyes:
Here's another troll thread:
"I just read Blood of Asaheim..."
... and thought the Sisters were really cool in it.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/05 13:50:22
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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master of ordinance wrote: ZultanQ wrote:
I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
' SM's need a boost'
' GW products are not over priced'
Advice: don't browse that side MOO just linked to any further!
..at least not while at work.
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