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I GOTS NUFINK TA SAY BUT I LIKES TALKIN' ORKY, SO WE'Z IS GONNA TALK ORKSPEEK. DA MOAR OF YA THAR IS, DA BIGGA DA WAAAAAAGGGGH!!! GET TA KRUMPIN' DA LANGWAGE!!!!!
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Just what I needed (like a hole in the head)
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
OI!!!! 'UMIE PYRAT IS NOT ORKY. IM GONNA STOMP YA AN' TAKE YA TEEF FA'DAT!
DIN'T YOUS SAY THAT RED IZ THE PROPA ORK COLOR FOR WURDZ? BEING FASTA OR SOMFINK?
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
OI!!!! 'UMIE PYRAT IS NOT ORKY. IM GONNA STOMP YA AN' TAKE YA TEEF FA'DAT!
DIN'T YOUS SAY THAT RED IZ THE PROPA ORK COLOR FOR WURDZ? BEING FASTA OR SOMFINK?
NO...NEVA..ERRRR..NOT ME.... i DO FINK DAT RED IZ FASTA BUT KILLY, N GREEN IS KILLY BUT FASTA!!!!!!
Oh?
Lynkon_Lawg wrote: OI!!!! YOUS GITS AINT REEL ORKS!!! REEL ORKSES WURDS IS RED. EVERY ORK KNOWS DAT RED WURDS GO FASTA' SO GIT OUTTA DA WAY OF DA SPELL FREEKS!!!! NOW GIT BACK TO KRUMPIN 'UMIE WORDS!!!!
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
OI!!!! 'UMIE PYRAT IS NOT ORKY. IM GONNA STOMP YA AN' TAKE YA TEEF FA'DAT!
DIN'T YOUS SAY THAT RED IZ THE PROPA ORK COLOR FOR WURDZ? BEING FASTA OR SOMFINK?
NO...NEVA..ERRRR..NOT ME.... i DO FINK DAT RED IZ FASTA BUT KILLY, N GREEN IS KILLY BUT FASTA!!!!!!
Oh?
Lynkon_Lawg wrote: OI!!!! YOUS GITS AINT REEL ORKS!!! REEL ORKSES WURDS IS RED. EVERY ORK KNOWS DAT RED WURDS GO FASTA' SO GIT OUTTA DA WAY OF DA SPELL FREEKS!!!! NOW GIT BACK TO KRUMPIN 'UMIE WORDS!!!!
IMPOSTA!!! DERZ ONLY ONE LYNKON LAWG N HE BEEZ ME. DAT GUY JUST WANT ME TEEF N FLASH!!!!!
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Just what I needed (like a hole in the head)
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong: Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other. A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot. Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests. Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books. Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor. Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers. Orks do not have the power of believe.
Ya gitz needa stop yellin' b'fore I smash ya wiff me stompy fing.
Stoopid 'umies finkin' dere sum kinda Ork.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
His lordship Imotekh, Phaeron of the mighty Sautekh Dynasty, the Stormlord, Grand Strategist Supreme, Conqueror of Schrödinger VII, Destroyer of Hypnoth, and Reaper of Sanctuary 101:
SISTER KORIANDER: Oi! I iz also definitely an Ork! Letz diskuzz our sekrit planz for fightin dose unusually attraktiv Sistahs uv Battle!
SISTER RAVEN: What. The. Feth. Are. You. DOING?
SISTER KORIANDER: Sssh! I haz a kunnin -- I have a cunning plan! And a green wig!
SISTER RAVEN: And a blood alcohol level higher than your IQ, apparently. C'mon, we're going back to our own thread.
[Raven begins to drag Koriander off]
SISTER KORIANDER: Oi! I will be roight back, guyz!
SISTER RAVEN: Oh no you won't.
SISTER KORIANDER: You're no fun at all.
BURN IT DOWN BURN IT DOWN BABY BURN IT DOWN
Psienesis wrote: Well, if you check out Sister Sydney's homebrew/expansion rules, you'll find all kinds of units the Sisters could have, that fit with the theme of the Sisters (as a tabletop army) perfectly well, and are damn-near-perfectly balanced.
Wot ya gitz yellin about?! Dat da powas dat be decided ta make our shootas shootier and our choppas choppier so our boyz can krump da fishies and pointy ears now?!
Well, if dats wot ya yellin about, den Ill gladly join in!
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
This is spam guys. I am going to let it slide as the OP is new (welcome!), but if you want to have a back and forth like this, please take it to pm or perhaps OT, this is not suitable for 40k general discussions or the main board.
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Just what I needed (like a hole in the head) 
16250 points 45/18/3 (W/L/D) 7th Ed
3400 points 19/6/0 (W/L/D) 8' armybook
5000 
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