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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 22:12:21
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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garret wrote:I my self would destroy earth myself just to piss you guys off.
Not if I do it first!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 22:19:46
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Since we get the blow up earth competition here, how would you achieve this?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/02 01:36:58
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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SHHH... I'm plotting...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/02 02:57:53
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Adumar
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first, I would join Abbaddon's BLack Legion, steal the Planet Killer, then fly back to Our Earth (which is in a parallet reality than 40k) using my alternate-reality drive, then simply blow up Earth!
I love StarGate Atlantis  they inspire me in so many twisted ways
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/02 03:50:24
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Fireknife Shas'el
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It wouldn't last. The genestealer cult running things currently would order a quick surrender. Then they would subvert the new Imperial Governor and Fleet Commander before the Governors shuttle engines had cooled.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/02 05:34:58
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Plastictrees
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I would join the chaos demons and become a demon master  (Not many of you will get this)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/03 06:09:33
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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When I first saw the title of this thread my first thought was: "*unlimited face to palm works* earth does exist in the 40k universe it is Holy Terra for flak sake!" but then I realised where you were going with it and ya I think we would get our owned b/c the entirety of earths population equals equal to or less than a good sized guard legion and most people aren't military trained. We would prlly just end up nuking a bunch of the guard and each other then the Imperium would just let nuclear winter take over and colonize us after we were all dead, that and we can't compete with multiple orbitial strike from outer freakin' space and super human warriors with guns that blow head sized chunks in crap upon impact, in short we would be owned.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/05 03:18:25
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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lol it would be really funny if this did happen lol. Except we would all die from a tryanid hive fleet -.-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/06 03:19:06
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Adumar
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Here's a possibility on what could happen:
Imperium comes to Earth. Some resist, many die. We then join the Imperium.
People secretly don't give up their religions while being hunted down. Eventually, Earth would be destroyed cuz someone would start a Chaos doomsday cult and kill us all...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/06 05:58:44
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I second that 'cause it'll probably be somone I know. Or me...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/06 16:49:05
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Adumar
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or even me, since I have a Chaos Undivided army..... and like doomsday stuff...... he he he >
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/10 22:25:14
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Xav wrote:What if Earth is achualy in the 40k universe and were discovered by The Imperial Guard, now i for one would NOT let the Imperium take over, there would be rebelions everywhere.
They cant just march in and tell us that our culture and way of thinking is wrong, and there's is right. There would be rebilions and mass sucuide etc.
What about you? Would you believe the Imperial Truth and believe in a God Emporer your never going to see?
Discuss.
Well you can't really say no. They have a hundred thousand soldiers with tanks. And all you have is a hundred warriors with sticks and stones plus a huge helping of personal pride. And the winner is.... The Imperium. And they CAN march in to your castle,force thier culture on you and make you belive that your way of life is a load of crap. They have nukes that can turn a planet into a dead rock. And what would happen if you march up to them and say "GET OFF MY FREAKING PLANET YOU CHEEKY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!"?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 19:21:33
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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In the grimdark future of insane amounts of grim and dark grimdarkness in which there is only more grimdark grim darkness... and war, the average imperial citizen/world is not very much in danger because of the sheer vastness of the galaxy, fine, there is at least 1000 battles going on at any given moment, but the average imperial planet has 1/10 the military-civilian ratio of earth, and never is attacked and never goes to war footing.
Even on Armageddon, Joe hiver continued his daily routine and didn’t get drafted into the guard. At 200 billon people (the hive world threshold is 150, arm should be a bit bigger), and at a 333 1/3 to one ratio (earth's), would mean that Armageddon would have a garrison of 600 million IN TIMES OF PEACE, It seemed that there was less than a tenth that when at war.  Therefore proving that the Imperium does not have a draft.
I will admit however that working in factories the size of countries all your life, only leaving to go on a mass migration of a vacation is grimdark, and would suck, but earth isn't much of a forge world, death world, or hive world (yet) now is it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/11 19:32:38
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'd starting chanting "Blood for the Blood God.." over and over again in a secret underground room and wait to see what would happen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 23:09:32
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Conniving Informer
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 Earth is part of the 40k universe. It's Terra. That's why we also have Mars, Saturn and Jupiter involved.
also, Terra is occasionaly referred to as Earth in 40k fluff, not very often, but every now and then.
*edit* ok ignore that, just got the topic  anyway, yeah, most of us would die, we'd then get coloised, then om-nom-nommed by the nearest hive-fleet
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 06:35:10
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Im guessing you missed the part where they decided that, for the sake of this thread, that our Sol System isn't Holy Terra's Sol System, but an exact copy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/04 22:40:41
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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we did XD.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/04 23:13:10
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Been Around the Block
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I'd shoot myself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 01:32:53
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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good one chaos fantatic down. Now whos next? WOW nerds? Dota players?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 01:57:47
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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Since we aren't called Terra, they might not actually kill all of us....just most (for not following the God-Emperor).
Would give some people pause (I hope) if they look at a solar system map. We could become shrine world then, after all, we are a miracle!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 02:07:48
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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I would go with either: Turned into a Shrine World for prophesying the God-Emperor or Bombarded from orbit for prophesying the God-Emperor All depends on which branch of the Inquisition finds us first I suppose.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 02:37:56
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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I'd almost think that they would bomb us, as in some respects our tech kicks their ass (they got nothing on tanks compared to us)...And we all know how the Mechanicus hates to get shown up....
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Satan and Santa are separated by one letter shift...
Fanatic of and a defender of
A proud pure player
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 07:34:02
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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To save Earth GW would rewritten 40k universe entiretly like spess muhrenes would get weak and imperial guard(guys with flashlight and reinforced t-shirt) would get suddenly killed by a freak warp storm.Hail Dan Abnett our saviour.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/05 09:18:26
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I'd join up with the Tau. They seem like the only good race out there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 01:08:07
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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no thats not true the eldar are good. and same with the Imperium only if you get to know them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 01:29:56
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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Asherian Command wrote:no thats not true the eldar are good. and same with the Imperium only if you get to know them.
um. heh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 02:41:35
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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we would all die because the redshirts would yell at the Emprah for having all the fluff wrong
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 07:13:03
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Asherian Command wrote:no thats not true the eldar are good. and same with the Imperium only if you get to know them.
The Eldar wouldn't put up with me, as I'm a "lesser race".
The Imperium? Ha.. they're nearly as bad as Chaos in some ways.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 08:04:19
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Lethal Lhamean
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Earth is contacted..
Most nation rebel..
Rebel nations genocided..
Remaining nations join imperium..
So 40k player gets bored and starts a chaos cult.
Inquisitors arrive to flush shaman's cult out.
Shaman laughs as he opens warp rift.
Shaman is killed/possessed.
Earth is a daemon world.
GG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/09 14:58:34
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Makes sense to me. Someone will open up a rift eventually. Someone...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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