the most disgusting life goal i have ever seen.

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**Pipboy101**

mattyboy22 wrote:That's ok, without the jaws of life you couldn't "sink the ship" if you catch my drift.....

It is easier than one thinks in six easy steps:
1. Apply Vicks Vapo-rub under nose.
2. Take a stiff shot of liquid courage.
3. Close eyes.
4. Go to your happy place in your mind.
5. Aim for any gap.
6. Commence biological process.

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I think I even seen Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy do this very process on tape in the late 90's.

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He had a look on his face that said it all, "This check better not bounce."

**Emperors Faithful**

Khornholio wrote:My brother told me once he woke up on a Sunday morning only to find his roomate had brought back a beached whale and left her naked snoring on the sofa.

It took me a while to process that you weren't saying that literally.

**Leigen_Zero**

Personally, I think that if someone wants to take the world record for world's fattest man/woman, it is not official until they eat the previous record holder.

Oh and Fitzz, that video is hypnotic... kind of like a lava lamp... @_@

**BrookM**

Pipboy101 wrote:On a cold winter night you can wear them like a snuggy.

"And I thought she smelled bad on the outside?"

**SlaveToDorkness**

Brook WINS!!!!!!

**hcordes**

when big girls are so pleasing because they are used to shoving big things in there mouth and swallowing everything in one bite.

**Snikkyd**

hcordes wrote:when big girls are so pleasing because they are used to shoving big things in there mouth and swallowing everything in one bite.

Yeah, because thin girls don't like to have anything in their mouth on a good day.

**Ratbarf**

Wow... this just didn't go progressively down hill did it?

**Pipboy101**

Is that picture from the new IMAX movie about lesbian whale pods?

**Iron_Chaos_Brute**

The one on the right is the latest snack of the group. This is easily judged by the fact that you can tell whether or not she has bottoms on.

Excuse me..... :puke:

**youbedead**

Leigen_Zero wrote:Personally, I think that if someone wants to take the world record for world's fattest man/woman, it is not official until they eat the previous record holder.

Oh and Fitzz, that video is hypnotic... kind of like a lava lamp... @_@

**Emperors Faithful**

youbedead wrote:
Leigen_Zero wrote:Personally, I think that if someone wants to take the world record for world's fattest man/woman, it is not official until they eat the previous record holder.

Oh and Fitzz, that video is hypnotic... kind of like a lava lamp... @_@

**Jimi Nemesis**

FITZZ wrote:
Albatross wrote:I tend to find that fat girls will pretty much let you do anything on them.

Gratitude - it's a wonderful thing...

One of my buddies always said "Fat girls are like mopeds,they are fun to ride...but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
Never tested that theory.

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Nurgleboy77 wrote:FITZZ, I'm getting in my car now and driving to NO. Expect painful retribution for posting that horrible video in about 6 hrs.

I moved to Atlanta about 3 years ago...so I'll expect that painful retribution in more like 8 or 9 hours.

BASTARD STOLE MY JOKE!

Oh, and guys, someone has smashed that. She has a skinny little boyfriend and a kid.

And Albatross: I would say I would smash it with a hammer for free, but you could ram it with a battleship and acheive nothing but an absorbed and compacted ball of steel. My knob would be a bit better off, but I still wouldn't risk it.

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"American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, stay away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come knocking around my door
I don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, I said get way
American woman, listen what I say
Don't come hanging around my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say
American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be

I gotta go
I gotta getta away
Babe I gotta go
I wanna fly away
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
Bye bye, bye bye...
Bye bye, bye bye
American woman.....
And you're no good for me
And I'm no good for you
I look you right straight in the eye
And tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna leave you woman
You know I gotta go
I'm gonna leave you woman
I gotta go
I gotta go

I gotta go
American woman
Yeah"

Thank you Lenny...

**gregor_xenos**

Pipboy101 wrote:You know what is sad is that she is most likely drawing social security benefits because she is that obese she can't work. So that means we are all paying for her to sit around and eat.

.... and with the NEW health care reform, we'll at least pay for her more effeciently!

**Tyyr**

Albatross wrote:I tend to find that fat girls will pretty much let you do anything on them.

Gratitude - it's a wonderful thing...

Yes but you can reach that point long before you get to the Jabba stage.

**Corvus**

I saw this last week and raged so hard. Fat stupid

s like this are a disgrace to America and to the human race in general.

**metallifan**

Call me cruel and heartless for saying so, but I honestly hope, with all my heart, that she chokes on her food, or suffers a heart attack and dies. And then gets eaten by an even fatter person just for the lulz. And sooner rather than later. The less people in the world that think like her, the better.

**Mr-_-Flidd**

Remove it from the gene pool immediatly!

Things like her make me gag.

I understand some people have a genuine problem with weight.

But, to actually strive for something like this. Remove it ounce by ounce with a rusty spoon if possible.