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Grambo wrote:This thread shalt be closed!(close it mods)This is going to have something bad on it,i know.

notprop wrote:Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!.

See, that's the point where I ditch my friend and go introduce myself.

Tyyr wrote:

notprop wrote:Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!.

See, that's the point where I ditch my friend and go introduce myself.

Thats the point when I stake her ass... (double meaning FTW!) Just in case.

No one ever brings up sex with dead people... :

Longbaugh: Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer: Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh: 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer: You brought it up!
Longbaugh: Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer: I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh: [smiling] You should.

So many of those pictures are just decent makeup jobs and a little fake blood. Too many girls are tanned, some of the fangs are nice, but some are missing them entirely. There's no pointed nails (claws) on any of them and they still look completely human. It screams of too much make-up. They were going for hot factor and not authentic factor, still cute pics though.

"Authenticity" depends on your opinion on what a vampire would look like.

Tyyr wrote:

notprop wrote:Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!.

See, that's the point where I ditch my friend and go introduce myself.

Get this, Currently I'm at university and near me is a Gothic sorority. So I was okay with that nothing too bad, didn't make too much noise or cause problems but one night my dorm mate came running into the dorm and starts screaming "VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES! HELP!" So I was like what the man it's nearly 12 and I got a exam in the morning. So he tells me he was walking to the dorm (Pretty wasted by the way) when he saw a bunch of chicks hanging out having a party. Being the guy that he is, he goes up to them and introduces himself. They smile and show their fangs and he gets creeped out. That's when he comes running into the dorm. I shrug and tell him it's his imagination so I go back to sleep. Ten Minutes later guess who shows up to my door?

Yep, those goth chicks showed up and asked why my friend bolted. I was pretty sleepy at the time and one of them showed her fangs. I slammed the door thinking I was dreaming only for them to show up the next morning telling me that I was rude.

Imperial wrote:

Tyyr wrote:

notprop wrote:Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!.

See, that's the point where I ditch my friend and go introduce myself.

Get this, Currently I'm at university and near me is a Gothic sorority. So I was okay with that nothing too bad, didn't make too much noise or cause problems but one night my dorm mate came running into the dorm and starts screaming "VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES! HELP!" So I was like what the man it's nearly 12 and I got a exam in the morning. So he tells me he was walking to the dorm (Pretty wasted by the way) when he saw a bunch of chicks hanging out having a party. Being the guy that he is, he goes up to them and introduces himself. They smile and show their fangs and he gets creeped out. That's when he comes running into the dorm. I shrug and tell him it's his imagination so I go back to sleep. Ten Minutes later guess who shows up to my door?

Yep, those goth chicks showed up and asked why my friend bolted. I was pretty sleepy at the time and one of them showed her fangs. I slammed the door thinking I was dreaming only for them to show up the next morning telling me that I was rude.

Well at least you didn't shoot them with a silver bullet.
"Silver bullets only work on werewolves."
"Not if you blow their heads off with it."
"oh...yea..."

Frazzled wrote:

Imperial wrote:

Tyyr wrote:

notprop wrote:Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!.

See, that's the point where I ditch my friend and go introduce myself.

Get this, Currently I'm at university and near me is a Gothic sorority. So I was okay with that nothing too bad, didn't make too much noise or cause problems but one night my dorm mate came running into the dorm and starts screaming "VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES! HELP!" So I was like what the man it's nearly 12 and I got a exam in the morning. So he tells me he was walking to the dorm (Pretty wasted by the way) when he saw a bunch of chicks hanging out having a party. Being the guy that he is, he goes up to them and introduces himself. They smile and show their fangs and he gets creeped out. That's when he comes running into the dorm. I shrug and tell him it's his imagination so I go back to sleep. Ten Minutes later guess who shows up to my door?

Yep, those goth chicks showed up and asked why my friend bolted. I was pretty sleepy at the time and one of them showed her fangs. I slammed the door thinking I was dreaming only for them to show up the next morning telling me that I was rude.

Well at least you didn't shoot them with a silver bullet.
"Silver bullets only work on werewolves."
"Not if you blow their heads off with it."
"oh...yea..."

Meh I apologized after all one of them looked pretty hot hahahhahaha

These are some odd stories. They seem to revolve around 18-22 year old males being scared of like aged females...

Here's a tip guys: "Being scared of" is not what 18-22 year old females are for.

I've been scared of 18-22 females before. Anyone who's known a "chola" has known fear...

All of this is Meh, and Frazz IMO the only superior girls in texas(With the exception of you close familial and personal ties) are of Germanic descent.

I just like black hair, grey eyes, and pale alabaster skin. If they have to have fangs and fake blood dribbling down their chin so be it.

For a quality experience the blood has to be real.

Very much like strip clubs with a buffet... I'll eat somewhere else and see the naked stuff there, I'll enjoy my vampire movies (if I weren't a bit sick of them lately) and my porn separately thanks.

SlaveToDorkness wrote:Very much like strip clubs with a buffet... I'll eat somewhere else and see the naked stuff there, I'll enjoy my vampire movies (if I weren't a bit sick of them lately) and my porn separately thanks.

I think a Vampire Strip Club is a Buffet... case and point: "Dusk Till Dawn".

Yeah, would have to go with the "burn the heretic" option. I think this stems from my hatred towards vampires, go Helsing. Werewolves can bite the dust and so can Frankenstein, I'm all about the victory of the human race.

Even though not all people go crazy with that stuff, there is always a strong chance that if someone is wearing a halloween costume in July then something is up with them. In general I try to avoid people who wear fangs or think that it's sexy.

Although it could be a dominance thing, the girl wants to be in charge so what better way to do that than to pretend to be something that is typically characterized as preying on humans. There are other ways that this can be done, most involving things one would find in an adult novelty store, but I think that dollar store fangs beat 20+ or so dollar items.

I can imagine that playing out a bit differently though. If your girl wants to pretend to be a vampire take her outside and tell her to start. When she tries to come back in tell her she can't because you haven't invited her in and its against the rules for a vampire to enter a person's house unless they are first invited in.

I'd kill for 45 minutes with those two girls in the first picture.

Pale skin + dark hair = FTW.

They're even better if they speak French and let me call them "Tish".

Personally I like me some latinas. In fact, if I had a perfect woman she would be half italian and half mexican.