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Drama Queens.

Read that as you will.

People who slurp/motorboat their coffee.

They don't drink a glass of water or anything else that way, which means they're doing it because it's too hot for them. And if it's too hot for them...let it cool a little instead of sharing loud gurgling noises with the rest of us.

Mr. Self Destruct wrote:What pisses me off?
When you're walking down the halls at high school and a group of people decide to park their dumb asses in the middle of the hall and stubbornly refuse to move.
I'm not a very angry person by nature but that makes me want rip someone's head off.

Yeah it pisses me off when people stop in the middle of the sidewalk outside my office to smoke or talk on their phone and everyone is going around them. GET A CLUE.

Or when 4-5 people are walking shoulder to shoulder down the middle of the parking lot when your trying to get to a spot.

People who like to have conversations in doorways... I usually say something about that, like "Anyone else find it interesting that people can always find the most inconvenient spot to have a conversation"

When there are multiple stalls open and some dude takes the one next to you... Bro code violation.

People who go slow in the fast lane, then decide they want to speed up when you go to pass.

When there is traffic and people end up stopping in the intersection for a green light, then it turns red, and your light turns green, but now you cant go cause some gak is in your way.

And last...

When there is a line of cars a half mile long waiting to exit the interstate, and some fuckhead decides to zoom all the way to the front of the line, put his turn signal on, and stop in the middle of the damn interstate. Then he does that thing where he shoves the front corner of his car between you and the guy in front of you and forces his way in. Then waves like he is thanking you for letting him in...

Sageheart wrote:hipsters, usually the ones who go to bk, act like they have lived there entire life in bk, yell about how it is poor and thug and how that makes them poor and thug when they have rich parents backing them and they dont realize that everyone who lives around them hate them and they are killing the community and culture that is there... i don't mind if you live in bk, or if you are a hipster, just dont trash it and then try to represent it or say your thug since you live there when you are from somewhere else and ignore all the community surrounding you

that drives me up the wall. def when they try to be like oh your from bk thats awesome, i am too we have to be friends now. no!

also the people who go on rants about how it is stupid to have a piece of paper on the wall, then when they realize said paper framed on the wall is from the world trade center and fell on my roof, they then preceed to stay quiet for a few second before ranting about something else wrong, such as my warhammer guys! This is what happens when you have roommates with egotistic friends

hope that wasnt too much of a rant

bk = burger king?

I hate liberals. Not really though. I just hate the ones that when you compare them to regular liberals are like fox news talk show personalities compared to regular conservatives. At least the talk show personalities are acting crazy to get ratings. It also seems like the older I get the more crazy liberals there are.


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Frazzled wrote:People who put all their stuff next to them in the empty seat on the bus. We are onto you! Move your crap and quit trying to hog two seats.

This only bugs me when there are people who are standing. If there are empty seats it makes perfect sense to put a backpack full of books next to you instead of on your lap. But when you've still got them there and there are people standing because there are full seats then you are just being a dick. Same goes for putting your feet up on the seat.

Something I absolutely despise and would like to rid from this world is how you are expected to record every single part of your life on Facebook. <rant> Ok, I use Facebook to catch up on mates, organise days out, but whenever you see a news item, for example, they say something along the lines of "a Facebook group has been set up regarding the matter", with some occations calling it breaking news that a group has been created. Anything else we see on the internet, even here on Dakka, we are expected to share on Facebook. The whole thing just sickens me </rant>

Ok, for anyone who thinks I may just be an old guy who doesn't understand what Facebook is about, I'm 16, and although I have a page on it, I very rarely use it.

ShivanAngel wrote:

Mr. Self Destruct wrote:
When there is a line of cars a half mile long waiting to exit the interstate, and some fuckhead decides to zoom all the way to the front of the line, put his turn signal on, and stop in the middle of the damn interstate. Then he does that thing where he shoves the front corner of his car between you and the guy in front of you and forces his way in. Then waves like he is thanking you for letting him in...

The trick to that is to drive a car that is worse than his and not budge as he comes in. Just follow real close to the guy ahead of you and as he nudges in just move closer to him. If his car is nicer he'll back away.

I'm referring to putting it in the seat next to you when people are getting on the bus.

^I'm guilty of doing that. Except it backfires sometimes. Some people force me to let them sit even when there is an open seat because they know I hate it.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:^I'm guilty of doing that. Except it backfires sometimes. Some people force me to let them sit even when there is an open seat because they know I hate it.

i've done that.

Whats really fun is to find the akward antisocial guy on the half full bus that you know is uncomfortable. Go and sit right next to him, even if there are other seats.

People who think david bowie is a raging fgt.

People who phone on behalf of 'your bank' then so they can check they have the right person, expect you to give them your personal details, then when you say that you won't because hwo do you know they are the real thing, they offer you a number you can call so you can check

People who don't turn their turn signals off while driving.

Any and all rap artists, and fans who attempt to tell me their "music" is good.

People who try to tell me to drive a Honda or Toyota.

Hondas and Toyotas in general. Throw in Kia and Hyundai as well.

When music include halting rhymes, or when the melody don't fit with the lyrics. Aaarrrgh!

Hmmmm .......little things that make my blood boil?

Does the Mrs count, she's only 5' 3"?

People who leave their cars running while they go into a store. It takes more fuel to idle for 10 seconds than it does to start the vehicle. Shut your piece of car off if you're not using it!

Parents with maturity issues. You might not want to grow up, but when you had kids, you made that choice. Act like the adults you're -supposed- to be. They try to pass off blame for their mistakes, they still expect free handouts, and only their time matters. We had a couple living on my old street that were like this. They moved within a year. Probably due to all the fines they kept getting from Bylaws because of all the complaints they caused.

People that rice-out/fart-up Honda Civics. It's not a race car, it's a cheap, reliable, economy car. But if making your car sound like it has a cracked exhaust manifold makes you feel better about your purchase, go on ahead. I'll enjoy my turbocharged V6 that actually has some balls.

Emo. The "music", the "culture", everything about it. It needs to die in a fire.

People that tailgate. Although I do enjoy driving at a whopping 20Km/h when they do so, and watching their reactions in my rearview.

People that don't signal and/or shoulder check when they change lanes, and then flip off the people that they cut off. I saw a guy do that to a bus! In a compact car! I mean, first off: Bus beats clownmobile. Second, city busses always have right-of-way unless making a left turn. Do everyone a favour and get yourselves into a fatal accident with a brick wall.

Stoplight Texters/Cellphone drivers. Words can't convey the burning hatred I feel for you lot. I can't even call any of you 'people'. You disgust me that much. Not a single one of you happens to be so important that you can't wait until you get home. Again, I hope you all find your way into a fatal accident with a brick wall.

Line jumpers. People patiently wait their turn for a reason. You're not special (Well, maybe with a capital 'R', but that's another story), get in line like everyone else.

And lastly, perfectly healthy people that park in Handicap parking stalls. They're there for people that need them. Use your functioning legs and walk your lasy arse the extra 10 or 20 feet to the door you waste of flesh and air.

*Whew*. Damn that felt good

metallifan wrote:People who leave their cars running while they go into a store. It takes more fuel to idle for 10 seconds than it does to start the vehicle. Shut your piece of car off if you're not using it!

Parents with maturity issues. You might not want to grow up, but when you had kids, you made that choice. Act like the adults you're -supposed- to be. They try to pass off blame for their mistakes, they still expect free handouts, and only their time matters. We had a couple living on my old street that were like this. They moved within a year. Probably due to all the fines they kept getting from Bylaws because of all the complaints they caused.

People that rice-out/fart-up Honda Civics. It's not a race car, it's a cheap, reliable, economy car. But if making your car sound like it has a cracked exhaust manifold makes you feel better about your purchase, go on ahead. I'll enjoy my turbocharged V6 that actually has some balls.

Emo. The "music", the "culture", everything about it. It needs to die in a fire.

People that tailgate. Although I do enjoy driving at a whopping 20Km/h when they do so, and watching their reactions in my rearview.

People that don't signal and/or shoulder check when they change lanes, and then flip off the people that they cut off. I saw a guy do that to a bus! In a compact car! I mean, first off: Bus beats clownmobile. Second, city busses always have right-of-way unless making a left turn. Do everyone a favour and get yourselves into a fatal accident with a brick wall.

Stoplight Texters/Cellphone drivers. Words can't convey the burning hatred I feel for you lot. I can't even call any of you 'people'. You disgust me that much. Not a single one of you happens to be so important that you can't wait until you get home. Again, I hope you all find your way into a fatal accident with a brick wall.

Line jumpers. People patiently wait their turn for a reason. You're not special (Well, maybe with a capital 'R', but that's another story), get in line like everyone else.

And lastly, perfectly healthy people that park in Handicap parking stalls. They're there for people that need them. Use your functioning legs and walk your lasy arse the extra 10 or 20 feet to the door you waste of flesh and air.

*Whew*. Damn that felt good

I agree, but being 'emo' is sort of normal for people. People call me emo, even though I'm sitting around thinking, which irritates me to no end. I indeed hate it when they make that their appeal and start a trend out of something as normal as patient deliberation

SPAMBOTS!

Vindicator#9 wrote:SPAMBOTS!

You mean like the ones that have post counts -mostly- comprised of copypasta "welcome to dak daki" comments?

Just teasin' ya man

*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Uh oh Metallifan has figured out how my post count has gotten so high....

metallifan wrote:Line jumpers. People patiently wait their turn for a reason. You're not special (Well, maybe with a capital 'R', but that's another story), get in line like everyone else.

See? I KNEW I liked Canadians. You guys are doing it right!

Man, you want to try going to mainland europe! Those fethers just can't queue - it's bloody chaos over there. It's the only fair way! How are they not getting it?

I have a theory that that's why they think Brits are violent. 'Pushing in' a queue in front of someone is a grave insult here - people have been killed over it! So naturally a bunch of likely lads rock up in some spanish resort, get a load of cheap beer in them, then some spanish bloke pushes into the queue for a kebab. 10 seconds later:

Who else knows of this?

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Heh. I've pissed on the floor more than once

Our school has those auto flushers, or you can hit the handle with your foot (my preferred means of flushing..No way I'm reaching down there!)

Samus_aran115 wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:*warning incoming vent*

At my High school there are those who don't flush. Seriously, attempt to act your fething age. It's pretty damn simple, stand up, push button, how the could you people have gotten that wrong!? But it doesn't stop there, some decide "Oh let's urinate on the floor, people won't mind". And the absolute worst, smearing fecal matter over the walls.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO FRACKING DO THAT!?
My school never went looking for this moron and resorted to locking all but one bathroom for the rest of the school year (6 months)


Other than that, there's hipster slang, anything on Sirius 1, and flying insects.

Heh. I've pissed on the floor more than once

Our school has those auto flushers, or you can hit the handle with your foot (my preferred means of flushing..No way I'm reaching down there!)

My school also has those with a "manual flush" button which I use when the auto timer wont flush (which is all the time meaning some people should learn) and I also use my foot with handles because my hand ain't touching something that was obviously splashed with toilet water.

You started somthing... here I go...

Upper management. I hate upper management. Iv worked at a lot of places and they always have no idea about how the lower management people DO their stuff. At my work, they decided to change (upgrade) our software. Its now 10 times slower and their pushing us to do 10 times more work. Sigh.

Smokers. Yeah you heard me. What gets me is the young people who take it up. Seriously, how stupid are you? And girls, if you like being pretty, the stuff makes you age quicker, teeth go yellow and your breath, well, yuck. I feel no remorse for smokers.

The little emo\goth try-hards. You give a bad name to real goths everywhere. Dont wear all your crazy spikes, armour, makeup during the day and especially when its so hot the road is melting. It looks dumb, even to other goths (day vampires? sigh). I

Todays music. Iv never been into it but these days its just bad. Really bad.

People who can't use a public toilet. I believe its the person(s) who are afraid to touch anything that cause all the issues. You know who you are! Putting toilet paper around the seat (which doesnt help by the way, just so you know), guys who dont put the seat up etc. Afraid of germs? Wash your hands. Better yet, theres this thing called a shower when you get home. Germs are on everything, they dont stay in the public toilets. Used an Eftpos (bank teller) machine? Put your hands on a door knob or magazine at the newsagents? Guess what, chances are Mr PooHands has touched that too.

People who judge me because of my car. I own a 97 GTR-T R33 skyline. It seems that if you own a skyline then your in the majority of idiots\hoons\dangerous drivers category. I had no idea what a skyline was when I got it. Leave me alone (looking at you too cops!! They're yet to fine me for anything though). I like my car.



Funny thread.


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notprop wrote:Hmmmm .......little things that make my blood boil?

Does the Mrs count, she's only 5' 3"?

You, sir are heading for a life of 'self-service', if you know what I mean. In a studio apartment, with half your money gone. Oh well, at least you'll have your sanity.

OoieGoie wrote:The little emo\goth try-hards. You give a bad name to real goths everywhere. Dont wear all your crazy spikes, armour, makeup during the day and especially when its so hot the road is melting. It looks dumb, even to other goths (day vampires? sigh).

Guess you could say i fit into this group lol. Yup nice black trench coat during middle of the day even in the middle of summer. Even then im not supid enough to keep it on if it gets way too hot for my liking.
I only really wear the spiked bands along with my coat tho. The armour, im not goin to war>.> and the makeup that...

johnscott10 wrote:

OoieGoie wrote:The little emo\goth try-hards. You give a bad name to real goths everywhere. Dont wear all your crazy spikes, armour, makeup during the day and especially when its so hot the road is melting. It looks dumb, even to other goths (day vampires? sigh).

Guess you could say i fit into this group lol. Yup nice black trench coat during middle of the day even in the middle of summer. Even then im not supid enough to keep it on if it gets way too hot for my liking.
I only really wear the spiked bands along with my coat tho. The armour, im not goin to war>.> and the makeup that...

Iv got a leather trench coat. Its SOOO nice. Unfortunately I live in redneck city and security guards follow me if i wear it. Sigh.

I use to hang out with some goths. Im talking the real deal, these guys where scary yet fun. They only wore their stuff at night when going out to a club. During the day it was black shirt, jeans or shorts and boots. Nothing fancy. Makeup was only for the special night outs.

People who drive below the speed limit. Like being caught behind some fether in a 60 zone who's driving 40. It is infuriating.

People who don't go when the light goes red. There is a set of lights on my way home from work which, I swear, must have some sort of magnetic field emitter built into it that halves the IQ's of most nearby drivers, because I've waited a good 5-10 seconds at that green before the people in front of me start moving. It is infuriating.

I'm a very angry driver, not because I consider myself to be a "good" driver, but because so many people on the road are such fething terrible drivers.