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Is that to do with warhammer 40k?

yes it does

I think you should tell me what it is

A Necron Warrior was walking through the street firing his Gauss blaster into the Spehz Muhreens, when it was midday, a space marine shot him in both his feet, so now he has to crawl, so he crawled and crawled until that evening when a Tomb Syper came and helped him fix his feet...

Really...

I made it so complicated so now one would get it...

Heres one:
One more
No respite, no retreat
two less
Break, retreat, retreat!

A Squadron of Battle Toilets


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On a more serius note:

Guardsmen?

I want to know where Ailaros is i want an answer to the riddle

battle Brother Lucifer, by any chance is it a tau army with an etherial that dies?

Oh NO ninja'd Again!!

Ork boyz squad.

When they are one over ld 10, they are fearless
When they are below ten, thats their ld value.

That was so simple, i think i overcomplicated it...


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Oh and by the way Nulipuli2 what was the answer to your first riddle

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

I liked this riddle, and I think Kommandoz are a valid answer.

They excommunicate themselves from the horde - they hate everything - they have sluggas to gun down the Emperor - they love combat/blood - they hide fairly well in reserves [shadows].

3 Linked Fire Prisms (Techinically not allowed becuase of the BRB)


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Magnalon wrote:

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

I liked this riddle, and I think Kommandoz are a valid answer.

They excommunicate themselves from the horde - they hate everything - they have sluggas to gun down the Emperor - they love combat/blood - they hide fairly well in reserves [shadows].

No, Ailaros said it was a Commisar

The simplest riddles are often the hardest


My face is split with a rictus smile
I would have been next for a while
Alas I fell at Armageddon's gate
And many more still share my fate

durrrrrr..... a flying salmon? with 2 Lascannons for side sponsons...

Is it tycho

Fell at armageddon- one of many
face was split by mask

[EDIT] Yep.
Way to ninja me from saying I want another guess

He's my favorite special character

Also, its because he was Death Company, and there are many Death Company members

Ailaros wrote:Sure...

I have become that which I feared
Long ago, my senses left me.
Though countless ages run,
No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:
A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

What am I?

I mean this one, he never said what it was

Also, he had a literal rictus grin, thats why he had the mask

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:[EDIT] Yep.
Way to ninja me from saying I want another guess

He's my favorite special character

Also, its because he was Death Company, and there are many Death Company members

I got Ninja'd enough today so i decided to return the favour

And now you just ninja'd me too

How?

You beat me to the next post, And i can't wait until your next post on your primarch thread btw...

Go bump it once while I write it, so it doesn't 'auto appended post lol' me please

Nulipuli2 wrote:
No, Ailaros said it was a Commisar

Just for you, you won't be 'automatically post appended' now

GAH ninja'd


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OMG, lucifer, i just say your bad moon warboss and big mek. love them
Why are you making wait so long for the next primarch post, i think it's because you like making me wait

Post it in my bad moon blog, I would love to chat about them there, but so i don't jack the thread, another gw riddle

This one is an easy one

My teeth shimmer, I love gold
My face a permanent grin,
I take the biggest stake of the lot
I have three special grots

hmm, is it Badrukk? or any other bad moon lol

Ailaros wrote:What am I?

A plague marine

Ailaros wrote:I have become that which I feared

People fear death and decay, which is why they turn to Nurgle in the first place. Of course, this winds up making them the embodyment of death and decay.

Ailaros wrote:Long ago, my senses left me.

because they "feel no pain"

Ailaros wrote:Though countless ages run,

because they rebelled millenia ago and are still around.

Ailaros wrote:No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:

All people eventually fall to death and decay. Unless, of course, they join Nurgle.

Ailaros wrote:A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

Once a proud marine, now a traitorous, diseased puss-bag whose skin is sloughing off. Because of this, they are now stronger than they once were.

Zing! Badrukk. I was going to fit in, killed a void whale, but I think that would have set off too many alarm bells


Tough one

clink...clink...clink
Arggggggh...
Sshh!

Space wolf.


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Wait, wrong riddle. Never mind