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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 17:41:03
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Fix the Tyranid FAQ: 2xHive Commander stacks Trygon hole is an extra board edge ICs can go in the Spores SitW works on psykers in vehicles Move Necrons release up
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 18:08:23
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Codex: Adeptus Mechanicus
That is all.
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 18:14:00
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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WHFB Fishmen of aquapolis
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 18:15:48
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Courageous Silver Helm
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Put Imrik back in the High Elf army book, then set a date for some new Maiden Guard models. Preferably a plastic kit set, like the one for the White Lions.
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I have recently been diagnosed with swelling in the brain, so please excuse spelling mistakes and faulty sentences. I am losing my ability to type and talk effectively, but dammit, that is not going to stop me from trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 18:17:18
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Barpharanges
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Update Codex Chaos space Marines
that will be all
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 19:47:43
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Using Object Source Lighting
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- Sell spacehulk plastic sprues independently
- 3d plastic spacehulk corridors
- Release warhammer quest in a box similar to spacehulk
- Skirmish games tight rules for fantasy and 40k
- 2000pts Nighgoblin army themed box deal
- Sell old nightgoblin plastics as classics range.
- Converge all Spacemarines in one tome
- Change paint pots design
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:01:33
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Stubborn Hammerer
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I would insert Warhammer Armies: Chaos Dwarfs for some time next year. Also I'd tell warhammer forge to make as many chaos dwarfs as possible and hire me to make them!
Incidently, back in 2000 some people got convicted for hacking into GW and stealing stuff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:18:24
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity
Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa
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NAVARRO wrote:
- Converge all Spacemarines in one tome
If they were to put all the different marine chapters into a single BBB sized tome, how many Blood Ange/Space Wolf/Black Templar/ect players would complain about having to buy the ~$100 book and thus pay for the rules for all the other chapters they don't use?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:24:26
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Nasty Nob
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Release the new edition of Gorkamorka!
However, the big change would be that in this first of many Specialist Game releases, the plastic models in the game are designed to be usable directly in the parent game (no more different size bases like Space Hulk).
Gorkamorka would contain new Buggies and Wartrakks and be compatible with current ork Trukks and Bikes. These new buggies would also be available direct only from GW.
This would start a new system of Specialist games, where the plastic molds would not be created for expensive, presumably one-off runs like Space Hulk, but would be usable both for the new Specialist game, and the core system, so that the cost of producing a Specialist game could be reduced, and so that more plastic models would become available.
Future releases would include:
Necromunda, which contains sprues suitable for making characterful Imperial Guard Veteran/Conscript squads, as well as serving as suitable models for Orlock/Delaque gamgers (and, when combined with Cadian or Catachan sprues, will also make Van Saar and Goliath gangers).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:25:42
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd do nothing, but I'd take screen caps of my not doing anything so that you guys could all Nerd Raeg that I had a chance to do something and didn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:28:12
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Journeyman Inquisitor with Visions of the Warp
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Advanced space crusade, and a host of new board games , i miss board games. maybe actually embrace the skirmish and roleplay side of the games as well @28mm level , rogue traders and other background characters in plastic or metal
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:31:22
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Da Butcha wrote:These new buggies would also be available direct only from GW.
Why on earth would you want to create a plastic kit, and make it direct only?
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
-C.S. Lewis |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:47:20
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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If I was self-serving, I'd enter new projects for Codex: Genestealer Cults and Codex: Slann.
If I wanted to do them a favor and make them some money, I'd enter a new project for a Horus Heresy 40K supplement.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:57:02
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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re-release Necromunda with a full-scale promotion and support campaign.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 20:57:09
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Burn it.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:06:12
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Fixture of Dakka
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Great Thread Kyoto, Great.
Me? I'd sell the LotR or its shares/rights/moulds/whatever and use the money to improve staff, proof-reading, creativity and hire midgets with pointy sticks to make sure Jervis doesn't cause others to age at twice the normal rate, harass the White Dwarf Editor and force Matt Ward to remove his head from his arse.
This is good too:
Platuan4th wrote:I'd do nothing, but I'd take screen caps of my not doing anything so that you guys could all Nerd Rage that I had a chance to do something and didn't. 
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:09:07
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Foxy Wildborne
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Wait, change mine to "delete all upcoming loyalist codexes"
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:28:57
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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a) insert/edit whatever the client paid for.
b) alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:29:01
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Longmeadow MA 25+ Trade Rep
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Warhammer 30K.
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"Orkses never lost a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"
I dig how in a setting where giant, muscled fungus men ride Mad Max cars and use their own teeth as currency, the concept of little engineering dudes with beards was considered a step too far down the aisle of silliness. ADB |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:32:39
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Nigel Stillman
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I would wipe everything... everything.
And leave a knock knock joke instead. =P
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:33:34
Subject: Re:So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Fixture of Dakka
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1hadhq wrote:alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....
Assuming that this isn't just a spelling mistake and that you want to see the Chaos Space Marines to wait around 90 years for an update, that would be hilarious to watch. Haters gonna hate and then some.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:41:56
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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WarOne wrote:Kid_Kyoto wrote:WarOne wrote:I'd put this picture into their database:

I actually clicked so I post something snarky about it.
And then I found I already had.
Ninja'd by myself.
Suprised that you didn't notice it before now, as I have posted it conspicuously in other places.
Well, I would also try and post a new 40k race due out next called the Na'vi.
Sorry mate! The Tau are already an army!
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1500 pts
1000 pts
Out and proud pulse rifle lover. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:46:02
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Just Dave wrote:1hadhq wrote:alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....
Assuming that this isn't just a spelling mistake and that you want to see the Chaos Space Marines to wait around 90 years for an update, that would be hilarious to watch. Haters gonna hate and then some. 
No mistake.
Altering a single innocent little 0 to 1 could go unseen for a while..
Thought its "don't get caught".
Also, deleting other hobbyists codices raises my interest in the tresspassers favorite codex, deem it the price to pay.
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 21:58:24
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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[MOD]
Solahma
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It's not my army or anything but I would set Eldar up for a DE-scale revamp. They have such a compelling look in the art that I feel could be translated into plastic much better with the current level of technology.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:00:37
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Screaming Banshee
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Repeal BA codex.
Blame hackers for the first one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:05:19
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Have them do this kit at long last:
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:26:18
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Major
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I agree, all of the specialist games re-done.With new Plastic kits and books and supplements.Also try to bring down the price.This hobby starting to get way to expensive.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:27:22
Subject: So you've hacked the GW mainframe...
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Plastic Kits for the following:
Tyranid Hive Tyrant, Wraithguard, Ork Kommandos, Dark Elf Hydra
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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann
Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':
Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs) 2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3
Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand 1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.
Eldar armies of various sizes W-D-L 26-6-3
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:42:07
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Been Around the Block
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delete LOTR
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 22:48:15
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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hungryp wrote:Effective immediately, the following people are fired: Jervis Johnson.
That is all!
This is now my favourite ever post... Automatically Appended Next Post: NAVARRO wrote:- Sell spacehulk plastic sprues independently
- 3d plastic spacehulk corridors
- Release warhammer quest in a box similar to spacehulk
Space Hulk - Deathwing
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