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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch






Fix the Tyranid FAQ:
2xHive Commander stacks
Trygon hole is an extra board edge
ICs can go in the Spores
SitW works on psykers in vehicles


Move Necrons release up

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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





St. Louis, MO

Codex: Adeptus Mechanicus

That is all.

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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





Finland

WHFB Fishmen of aquapolis

   
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Courageous Silver Helm





Portsmouth, UK

Put Imrik back in the High Elf army book, then set a date for some new Maiden Guard models. Preferably a plastic kit set, like the one for the White Lions.

I have recently been diagnosed with swelling in the brain, so please excuse spelling mistakes and faulty sentences. I am losing my ability to type and talk effectively, but dammit, that is not going to stop me from trying.  
   
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Barpharanges







Update Codex Chaos space Marines
that will be all

The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy.  
   
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Using Object Source Lighting







- Sell spacehulk plastic sprues independently
- 3d plastic spacehulk corridors
- Release warhammer quest in a box similar to spacehulk
- Skirmish games tight rules for fantasy and 40k
- 2000pts Nighgoblin army themed box deal
- Sell old nightgoblin plastics as classics range.
- Converge all Spacemarines in one tome
- Change paint pots design

   
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Stubborn Hammerer




UK

I would insert Warhammer Armies: Chaos Dwarfs for some time next year. Also I'd tell warhammer forge to make as many chaos dwarfs as possible and hire me to make them!

Incidently, back in 2000 some people got convicted for hacking into GW and stealing stuff.

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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity





Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa

NAVARRO wrote:
- Converge all Spacemarines in one tome


If they were to put all the different marine chapters into a single BBB sized tome, how many Blood Ange/Space Wolf/Black Templar/ect players would complain about having to buy the ~$100 book and thus pay for the rules for all the other chapters they don't use?

 
   
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Nasty Nob




Cary, NC

Release the new edition of Gorkamorka!

However, the big change would be that in this first of many Specialist Game releases, the plastic models in the game are designed to be usable directly in the parent game (no more different size bases like Space Hulk).

Gorkamorka would contain new Buggies and Wartrakks and be compatible with current ork Trukks and Bikes. These new buggies would also be available direct only from GW.

This would start a new system of Specialist games, where the plastic molds would not be created for expensive, presumably one-off runs like Space Hulk, but would be usable both for the new Specialist game, and the core system, so that the cost of producing a Specialist game could be reduced, and so that more plastic models would become available.

Future releases would include:

Necromunda, which contains sprues suitable for making characterful Imperial Guard Veteran/Conscript squads, as well as serving as suitable models for Orlock/Delaque gamgers (and, when combined with Cadian or Catachan sprues, will also make Van Saar and Goliath gangers).


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

I'd do nothing, but I'd take screen caps of my not doing anything so that you guys could all Nerd Raeg that I had a chance to do something and didn't.

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Journeyman Inquisitor with Visions of the Warp





Advanced space crusade, and a host of new board games , i miss board games. maybe actually embrace the skirmish and roleplay side of the games as well @28mm level , rogue traders and other background characters in plastic or metal

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Australia

Da Butcha wrote:These new buggies would also be available direct only from GW.

Why on earth would you want to create a plastic kit, and make it direct only?

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Southeastern PA, USA

If I was self-serving, I'd enter new projects for Codex: Genestealer Cults and Codex: Slann.

If I wanted to do them a favor and make them some money, I'd enter a new project for a Horus Heresy 40K supplement.

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re-release Necromunda with a full-scale promotion and support campaign.


 Gitsplitta wrote:
That's.... dirt... Skalk. Actual dust. (09/08/2021)
 
   
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Servoarm Flailing Magos





Burn it.

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"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

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Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

Great Thread Kyoto, Great.


Me? I'd sell the LotR or its shares/rights/moulds/whatever and use the money to improve staff, proof-reading, creativity and hire midgets with pointy sticks to make sure Jervis doesn't cause others to age at twice the normal rate, harass the White Dwarf Editor and force Matt Ward to remove his head from his arse.



This is good too:
Platuan4th wrote:I'd do nothing, but I'd take screen caps of my not doing anything so that you guys could all Nerd Rage that I had a chance to do something and didn't.


Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
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Foxy Wildborne







Wait, change mine to "delete all upcoming loyalist codexes"

The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

a) insert/edit whatever the client paid for.

b) alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....

Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
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Longmeadow MA 25+ Trade Rep

Warhammer 30K.

"Orkses never lost a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"

I dig how in a setting where giant, muscled fungus men ride Mad Max cars and use their own teeth as currency, the concept of little engineering dudes with beards was considered a step too far down the aisle of silliness.
ADB 
   
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Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

I would wipe everything... everything.

And leave a knock knock joke instead. =P


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Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

1hadhq wrote:alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....


Assuming that this isn't just a spelling mistake and that you want to see the Chaos Space Marines to wait around 90 years for an update, that would be hilarious to watch. Haters gonna hate and then some.

Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
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Sneaky Sniper Drone





WarOne wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
WarOne wrote:I'd put this picture into their database:



I actually clicked so I post something snarky about it.

And then I found I already had.

Ninja'd by myself.


Suprised that you didn't notice it before now, as I have posted it conspicuously in other places.

Well, I would also try and post a new 40k race due out next called the Na'vi.


Sorry mate! The Tau are already an army!

1500 pts
1000 pts
Out and proud pulse rifle lover. 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

Just Dave wrote:
1hadhq wrote:alter the release year of anything CSM related to begin with 21.....


Assuming that this isn't just a spelling mistake and that you want to see the Chaos Space Marines to wait around 90 years for an update, that would be hilarious to watch. Haters gonna hate and then some.


No mistake.
Altering a single innocent little 0 to 1 could go unseen for a while..
Thought its "don't get caught".

Also, deleting other hobbyists codices raises my interest in the tresspassers favorite codex, deem it the price to pay.

Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
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[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

It's not my army or anything but I would set Eldar up for a DE-scale revamp. They have such a compelling look in the art that I feel could be translated into plastic much better with the current level of technology.

   
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Screaming Banshee






Cardiff, United Kingdom

Repeal BA codex.

Blame hackers for the first one.

   
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Have them do this kit at long last:




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Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Major





Central,ILL. USA

I agree, all of the specialist games re-done.With new Plastic kits and books and supplements.Also try to bring down the price.This hobby starting to get way to expensive.

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I play SS in flames of war ,Becuase they are KEWL... 
   
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot





In the Webway.

Plastic Kits for the following:

Tyranid Hive Tyrant, Wraithguard, Ork Kommandos, Dark Elf Hydra


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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann

Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':

Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs) 2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3

Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand 1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.

Eldar armies of various sizes W-D-L 26-6-3

 
   
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Been Around the Block





delete LOTR

want a model painted? an Army? send me a message:
Commisions available: robedstudios@gmail.com
Visit my Blog: http://www.robedstudios.blogspot.com/
 
   
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader






UK

hungryp wrote:Effective immediately, the following people are fired: Jervis Johnson.

That is all!


This is now my favourite ever post...


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NAVARRO wrote:- Sell spacehulk plastic sprues independently
- 3d plastic spacehulk corridors
- Release warhammer quest in a box similar to spacehulk


Space Hulk - Deathwing

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